
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Euphemia Potter, Fleamont Potter, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Pandora Lovegood/Xenophilius Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Pandora Lovegood & Dorcas Meadowes & Evan Rosier, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Xenophilius
Tags
Blow Jobs
Slow Burn
Anal Sex
Banter
Enemies to Lovers
Anal Fingering
Regulus Black-centric
Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship
Chaotic Barty Crouch Jr.
Pansexual James Potter
Gay Regulus Black
Desi James Potter
French Regulus Black
Good Regulus Black
James Potter Lives
James Potter Has ADHD
platonic bartylus
platonic jily
No beta we die like the marauders
like me
Spiderman Regulus Black
spideypool AU
deadpool james potter
slytherin skittles are found family
sirius black is an embarrassing older brother
spideypool jegulus au
lots of references to random pieces of media
can you tell i love rosekiller
the lesbians are winning in this one
half these chapters are written at 3am or in the middle of maths class
james potter is a cocky little shit
lots and lots of sex jokes
quotes from the movies snuck in because im just smart like that
grumpyxsunshine
Tired Remus Lupin
red men swearing
Spiderman!Regulus
Deadpool!James
they’re both kinda annoying
And hot
theyre hot annoying losers
actually became a full on spideypool shipper while writing this help
the banter is bantering guysss
James loves his friends
reg is crazy strong
everyone is simping over everyone i fear
they’re both extremely sleep deprived
slowest burn ever
okay now the horny ones calm down ladies!
more gay stuff
like feelings
happy (sometimes) regulus black
Summary
spideypool jegulus au! this is my first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated guysin appreciation of the new deadpool wolverine movie because i'm still orgasming i fucking love that movie and i have said so on letterboxd multiple times✮* . °•★•*✮Fuck that guy. Regulus could name at least ten politicians less annoying than Deadpool.What name was that, anyway? “Deadpool”. Sure, “Spider-Man” wasn’t any better but at least you won’t get frowned upon if you say his name in a preschool.✮* . °•★•*✮
Note
omg guys this is my first fic that i've been planning for all of five hoursi'm planning on updating frequently because i have no life at all and i love literally everything in this fic because i wrote it and the simultaneous superiority and inferiority complex goes crazyanyways, scene:
Chapters
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fuck deadpool, man
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reinforcing the james potter simp agenda
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honestly i would steal 175 donuts too
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remus is lucky he has a welsh accent and sexy scars
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“just, like, slip it in from the back” - regulus arcturus black
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don't worry, james' onlyfans is linked in the bio
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regulus is a pathological liar
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in da sesame hood
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nya ichi ni san nya arigato !!!
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the Mary Macdonald Playfully Untrusting Face™
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deadpool is michelangelo confirmed❗️
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“ur such a scrunkly scimbo” - jfp
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regulus is ready for his first day of big boy school ❗️
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"I EAT DRYWALL"
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how to deal with an epidemic of troubled youth
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ba de ya! fighting symbiotes in september!
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24/7. 365. at 1000000%. send tweet
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joker x batman real❗️
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the return of the walburga's cum
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spiderman collects pokemon cards, apparently
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crumbl cookie dealer hmu
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knee deep in the passenger seat (of dopinder's car) and you're shooting me out
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cow eyes
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regulus gets a new job as a stink bomb pickpocketer
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…at least no honda odyssey
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james' suit is as torn up as your mum’s sheets when i'm done with her
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*mob yells* give him the damn danish!
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literally a brooklyn 99 halloween heist episode (no it's not)
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freaky-deaky fangs
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he's a ten but he dresses in a leather-spandex combination + katanas and drinks a lot of strawberry nesquik
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*nasally voice* what's up, doc?
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james would skewer and eat a pigeon if paid (or not)
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hey spider-man❗️ nice butt❗️
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trouble in paradise! (of radioactive rats and weirdly coloured eggs)
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*draws a dick in blood to lure a twunk*
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THE INTERVAL]
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Cherry Very NOT-Vanilla Bomb Lube (get it now, in stores!)
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man (regulus), fuck(ing) deadpool
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