Answer the phone, it might not be a stalker!

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Answer the phone, it might not be a stalker!
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Dorcas Meadowes, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Albus Dumbledore, Evan Rosier, Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Sr., Euphemia Potter, Fleamont Potter, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Walburga Black, Orion Black, Dorcas Meadowes's Mother
Tags
Angst with a Happy Ending Hurt/Comfort Texting Idiots in Love Fluff and Crack Crack Treated Seriously Enemies to Lovers Bad Communication Mentioned Bellatrix Black Lestrange Mentioned Andromeda Black Tonks Mentioned Poppy Pomfrey Deaf Sirius Black
Summary
When Sirius finds a random phone lying around he takes it to find the owner and when the person texts it asking for it back, the only natural thing to do is to put your phone number, right? And when Marlene gets paired with the girl she hates and gets high in the bathroom and finds a phone number the normal thing to do is text it.

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