Answer the phone, it might not be a stalker!

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Answer the phone, it might not be a stalker!
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Chapter 12

(same day)

Gryffindor Sluts

(1:45 pm)

 

IWantToMarryDorcas: DWQJBEIUFBSEKJD

IWantToMarryDorcas: IM DYING

IWantToMarryDorcas: 😭

 

MoonysBitch: PRONGS WHAT THE FUCK😭

 

LilysBitch: STOPPPPPPPPP

LilysBitch: STFU BOTH OF YOU

 

MaryHadALittleLamb: WHAT HAPPENED

 

LilysBitch: NOTHING DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

 

IWantToMarryDorcas: ME HIM AND SIRIUS WERE WALKING AROUND AND SAW A CAT AND HE PICKED IT UP AND CARRIED IT AROUND UNTIL POPPY WALKED BY AND SAID “HI MINNIE” AND HE DROPPED HER AND RAN

 

MoonysBitch: HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW IT WAS HER??? YOU GREW UP WITH HER

 

LilysBitch: I DID BUT I ALSO USE TO HAVE A CAT ALLERGY WHEN I WAS YOUNGER 😭

 

IWantCheese: that's actually really embarrassing for you :/

 

LilysBitch: how about u kys WORMtail

 

IWantCheese: maybe i’ll just kill you

 

LilysBitch: nah ur to much of a pussy

 

MoonysBitch: you wouldn't be able to pull it off

 

IWantCheese: stfu maybe i’ll kill him and frame you and you’ll spend the rest of your life in azkaban

 

MoonysBitch: 😟



LesbianLoser & GiveMeAllTheGenders

(2:22 pm)

 

LesbianLoser: Faggot

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: failed abortion

 

LesbianLoser: lobotomized pussy bitch

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: furry.

 

LesbianLoser: wheres ur boyfriend and his knife kink

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: wheres ur girlfriend and her enemy roleplay

 

LesbianLoser: wheres ur boyfriend and his narcan

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: wheres ur girlfriend that you used to hate

 

LesbianLoser: where is that detention slip from when u two got caught fucking?

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: hanging on my wall

 

LesbianLoser:

LesbianLoser: fucking weirdo

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: ur dating the same girl u used to say u wanted to punch.

GiveMeAllTheGenders: i'm not the weird one here

 

LesbianLoser: i was repressing my feelings with hate 🙄

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: loser

 

LesbianLoser: remember when u used to date that weird kid edgar

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: shut the fuck up !

 

LesbianLoser: exactly :)

LesbianLoser: anyways real talk i need help

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: with what

 

LesbianLoser: Marlene :/

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: what did she do

 

LesbianLoser: its not something she did its just hard y’know

LesbianLoser: like why are relationships hard idk what to do

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: idk man but just try to understand her?

 

LesbianLoser: yea i’ll try thanks

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: how much trouble do you think i would get in if i killed my dad

 

LesbianLoser: Azkaban

LesbianLoser: what’d he do

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: just a dumb fucking letter

GiveMeAllTheGenders: what do i do when schools over and we graduate 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: he wont let me move out

 

LesbianLoser: run away? 

LesbianLoser: i know the Rosiers would take you in

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: so my father can show up at their house and do who knows what to them?? absolutely not 

 

LesbianLoser: thats true 

LesbianLoser: maybe if he finds out ur gay he’ll disown you?

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: i think he’d kill me before he disowned me

GiveMeAllTheGenders: and i think he already knows considering what he wrote

 

LesbianLoser: :/

LesbianLoser: kill him frame my mother

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: good idea

GiveMeAllTheGenders: if i stop answering texts over the summer its bc he killed me

 

LesbianLoser: if kills u i’ll actually go crazy so kill him first

 

GiveMeAllTheGenders: 👍

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