Chapter 13
(2 months later)
Literally Just Punching Bags
(12:36 Pm)
(“ChronicallySingle” changed name to “ChronicallyInLove”)
ChronicallyInLove: WHY TF IS OUR PARENTS HERE!!??????
DogBoy: HUH???
ChronicallyInLove: I JUST SAW THEM WALKING TO DUMBLEWHORES OFFICE
INeedFloaties: Why would they be here?
CultLeader: ALL OF THEM??????
ChronicallyInLove: YESSSS
CultLeader: WTF
DogBoy: WHAT THE FUCKK
INeedFloaties: Well we’re fucked I guess.
ChronicallyInLove: im actually going to try kms again
ChronicallyInLove: WHY CANT THEY LEAVE US ALONE THEY ALREADY HATE US, HELL MY MOM SPIT ON ME, WHY DO THEY CARE
DogBoy: SHE SPIT ON YOU??? 😦
ChronicallyInLove: …
ChronicallyInLove: did i not tell u guys?
DogBoy: NO???
INeedFloaties: I’m sorry, she what?
CultLeader: EXCUSE ME
ChronicallyInLove: so i guess that i didn't
DogBoy: that's actually VILE
ChronicallyInLove: yea i was sure fleamont was gonna kill her when she did that
INeedFloaties: He should have.
ChronicallyInLove: wtf are we going to do
INeedFloaties: We can’t do anything until we know why they’re here.
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They were called to Dumbledore’s office and when they got there they saw their parents standing there.
“Ahh there they are” Dumbledore said as they walked in.
“Yea here we are” Dorcas mumbled and quickly looked away when her mother glared at her. Walburga cleared her throat and turned to Sirius and Dorcas.
“We are here to take you out of school” She said while making direct eye contact with Sirius.
“Excuse me?” Regulus said.
“Not you or Barty, just Dorcas and Sirius” Orion said while walking over to Dumbledore’s desk to sign something.
“Why exactly?” Sirius said, still making eye contact with his mother. She didn’t answer, instead ignoring him.
“You and my daughter are going to marry and produce an heir” Constance said.
“Oh so I’m your daughter now and the hell I am” Dorcas said, crossing her arms. Barty spoke next.
“And why are YOU here father” Barty said accusingly.
“I’m here to confirm to the headmaster-” He started but didn’t get to finish before he got to finish.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS” Minerva Barged in and yelled.
“Professor Mc-” Dumbledore tried to say.
“NO, what the hell are you doing? Taking them out of school so what exactly?”
“We want our kids to marry now, and since they are OUR kids we will do what we see fit to do” Constance said as she glared at Minerva.
“No” Minerva deadpanned.
“Excuse me?” Walburga said, raising her eyebrow.
“That’s not happening” Minerva said back
“They are our kids and if we want to we will” Orion said with a snarl.
“Are they your kids even after you disowned them?” she said, raising her eyebrow at them.
“Professor, there is nothing you can do” Bartemius said.
“Really, and what if there was a leak within the ministry about the abuse your wife and son faced” she said back challenging him. He just huffed and walked down the office stairs.
“Good riddance to him I guess” Barty said and Dorcas had to stifle a laugh.
“I don’t care if we have his help or not, we are taking our kids” Constance said grabbing onto Dorcas’s arm and Dorcas tried to yank her arm away but her mothers grip was too strong.
“So what, you can force them to marry and have an heir” Minevera said disgusted.
“I’m done with this, they are leaving and coming home” Constance said back.
“They’re not going anywhere near your nightmare of a house” Effie said as her and Fleamont walked in and Sirius and Regulus went to stand near them, Barty was too high in the moment to do the same. Constance gripped Dorcas Wrist harder.
“Why the hell do you Potters keep getting into our business” Walburga said not getting too close.
“Because you people don’t deserve to reproduce” Fleamont said, while glaring at Constance. Orion whispered something in Walburga’s ear and she sighed.
“Let her go Constance” Walburga said in an exasperated tone.
“Why in the hell would I do that?” Constance said back in a snarl.
“They adopted Sirius, Regulus and Dorcas” Walburga said while glaring at them.
“THEY CAN’T JUST DO THAT” Dorcas’s father finally spoke up.
“Well they did and there is nothing we can do about it” Orion said, and then added.
“Maybe it’s for the better, all three of them are disappointments and worthless faggots” And neither of the other three parents disagreed and Constance let go and pushed Dorcas into fleamont. They turned and spoke to Dumbledore for a moment and then left.
“Disgusting people” Effie said with clear disdain in her voice.
“We’re taking them home” Fleamont says while making sure Dorcas is alright.
“You can’t just do th-” Dumbore started
“Yes they can because I say they can” Minerva says with spite.
“Well you aren’t the headmaster” he says back.
“You’re right, you are and you ready to let them go when you knew there plan” She said and crossed her arms.
“I don’t care if this is too much of a headache, do what you want with them” He said and turned away from them. The group walked away, Barty included.
“How did you know they were here, also when the hell did you adopt us?” Sirius asked.
“Minnie called us when she saw the request to pull you out of school, and we had the adoption papers drawn up the second we left after that nightmare of a family’s day” Effie answered.
“So what now?” Dorcas asked While rubbing her wrist.
“We’re kidnapping you” Fleamont joked and Effie laughed.
“Better than them” Regulus said bitterly.
“Well you four should go pack so we can leave” Effie said
“Wait, I’m coming too” Barty said, still half out of it.
“Yea we figured we could drop you off at the Rosiers, it's better than you staying and your father coming back.” Fleamont said
“Yeah that's true” Barty said feeling happy about the fact he’s finally going to be rid of his father.
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Hogwart’s best gays
(Sirius,James,Lily,Marlene,Dorcas,Remus,
Barty,Evan,Pandora,Peter,Mary,Regulus)
(1:45 pm)
Sirius: guess who’s never seeing our shitty parents again
Sirius: :)
Lily: YOU??
Sirius: ALL OF US
Dorcas: YEA
Barty: they are even taking me, which is surprising cause no one ever really wants me
Pandora: Barty…
Mary: thats sad, im really sorry
Evan: i do bitch
James: Getting therapy for barty too, got it
Sirius: loser
Remus: your still getting therapy sirius
Sirius: we don’t need therapy we’re perfectly fine
Dorcas: speak for yourself, my mom SPIT on me, i want the drugs to get rid of that pain
Marlene: Dorcas babe thats not what therapy is for
Marlene: ALSO SHE DID WHAT????
Sirius: THEY’LL GIVE ME DRUGS??
Barty: i’ll go
Marlene: NO WE ARE NOT IGNORING THAT
Marlene: @Dorcas ???
Dorcas: i thought i told u, sorry?
Lily: god you people really do need therapy
Barty: im only going for the drugs
James: My mom says your going to rehab too
Barty: ew no
Peter: ew drugs
Dorcas: …
Barty: …
Sirius: …
Marlene: …
Mary: …
Pandora: …
Regulus: I’m too depressed to do drugs, you all stay safe though
Regulus: We all have to go pack so you should probably stop texting in here
Sirius: emo mf
Regulus: At least I didn’t fail to kill my self
Regulus: TWICE
Dorcas: …
Sirius: no you can't say shit about that bc the 2nd time would have worked if u didnt come in so that was NOT our fault
Regulus: 😒
Evan: did he just use an emoji!?!??
Pandora: He knows how to do that???
Dorcas: i didnt think so
Regulus: Can you all shut up and pack, I want to get the hell out here
Sirius: moony skip class so u can help me if anyone asks just say im very distressed and you need to help
Remus: we’re testing 🙁
Sirius: homophobic
Dorcas: Loser, my girlfriend came to help me 🤭
Sirius: lucky
Regulus: CAN YOU TWO FUCKING PACK
Dorcas: ig 😔
Sirius: fine :(
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It was about a hour later that they all finished and had said bye to everyone with a promise to text them still and to see them over the summer and picking up James because Effie and Fleamont decided it would help them get comfortable and then they were off to the Potter's house and out of that hell hole of a school.