Crack Treated Seriously FanFiction

Green Desire

Green Desire

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Apple, Draco Malfoy/Apple
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Crack Crack Treated Seriously Bad Parent Lucius Malfoy Crack Relationships Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug silly little oneshot except i kind of took it seriously cuenta esto como enemies to lovers?
Babe? Seriously?

Babe? Seriously?

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10.04.2025
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Star Wars - All Media Types Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Characters
Poe Dameron/Finn, Rey/Rose Tico, Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Rey (Star Wars), Rose Tico
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Fluff and Humor Crack Idiots in Love Fluff and Crack Crack Treated Seriously Horny Teenagers First Crush First Dates First Relationship Out of Character No Plot/Plotless rey is a little shit
At dinner, Poe accidentally calls Finn 'babe.'Finn, who grew up in the emotionless Empire, has no karking clue what that means.  Cue Poe dying of embarrassment, Rey being a little shit, Rose becoming a giggling mess, and Finn being extrem...
Double Date

Double Date

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Voldemort, Dobby (Harry Potter), Original House-Elf Character(s)
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Humor Crack Treated Seriously Romance Double Date
Evergreen

Evergreen

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Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Original Muggle Character(s), Theodore Nott, No Romantic Relationship(s), Lenore Evergreen, Sentient Magic - Character
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Crack Unreliable Narrator Crack Treated Seriously Original Character-centric no beta we die like men Gringotts Wizarding Bank Wizarding Culture (Harry Potter) Slytherin Politics Muggle Life first ever fic plz have mercy Wizarding World Bashing (Harry Potter) she’s bashing everyone
Lenore Evergreen is a first year witch at Hogwarts School of Wizardry, a fact that deeply frustrates her since she's rather be at home with her adoptive family. Things quickly take a wrong turn when her House apparently hates her and one of the teach...
Harry Potter - Jedi Master

Harry Potter - Jedi Master

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Star Wars - All Media Types
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter
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Angst with a Happy Ending Sad Unreliable Narrator Crack Treated Seriously Happy Ending Loneliness Running Away Training Runaway Harry Potter Implied/Referenced Mind Control No starwars here The Force
Harry Potter age 7 watches starwars. And his world changes. Everything makes sense ... he's a Jedi.Watch as a lonely boy embraces his destiny to become a Jedi like his father before him.Or aka Harry Potter makes the best of a bad situation with sta...
How To Keep A God

How To Keep A God

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11.04.2025
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Ancient Greek Religion & Lore EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
Characters
Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical), Odysseus & Poseidon (EPIC: The Musical), Odysseus/Poseidon (EPIC: The Musical), Odysseus/Zeus (EPIC: The Musical), Odysseus & Zeus (EPIC: The Musical), Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical), Penelope (EPIC: The Musical), Argos the Dog (EPIC: The Musical), Ctimene (EPIC: The Musical), Hades (EPIC: The Musical), Hera (EPIC: The Musical), Hestia (EPIC: The Musical),
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Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Crack Treated Seriously Out of Character more tags to come Historical Accuracy What's that? Don't know her Househusband Odysseus Cuz who doesn't want that Gods are small Gods travel in time via vase? They think Odysseus is a titan A very cute titan
Odysseus is living a normal but satisfied life as the househusband of Penelope, when his sister sends him a strange amphora during her travels in Greece.Not sure what to do with it...but he's always happy with wherever Ctimene gives him! And besides,...
STARK Tech: Condoms for Superheroes

STARK Tech: Condoms for Superheroes

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11.04.2025
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Marvel Cinematic Universe
Characters
Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Peter Parker, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Thor (Marvel), Michelle Jones (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanov, Jane Foster/Darcy Lewis/Thor,
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Crack Treated Seriously Short One Shot Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure Condoms Tony Stark Being a Little Shit Inappropriate Use of Stark Tech (Marvel)
"Okay," Tony sighed, massaging her forehead as he spoke before the entire living room full of Avengers members. "It has been brought to my attention, by several members of our team, that some of us are having a bit of a problem in terms of... sexual...
The Office Episode Ten

The Office Episode Ten

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11.04.2025
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South Park
Characters
Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan/Kenny McCormick, Bebe Stevens/Marjorine Stotch, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Damien Thorn/Wendy Testaburger, Trent Boyett, Ike Broflovski, Kyle Broflovski, Rebecca Cotswolds, Christophe "The Mole", Clyde Donovan, Stan Marsh,
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Explicit Language Crack Treated Seriously Aged-Up Character(s) Work Work In Progress Alternate Universe - Office Workplace Relationship Pets
The office gets a pet. Tammy deals with a mistake she made.
Lily Evans’ Guide to Dissent, Delusion, and Disastrous Men

Lily Evans’ Guide to Dissent, Delusion, and Disastrous Men

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11.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape, Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Slow Burn Eventual Romance Found Family Politics Crack Treated Seriously Dubious Morality Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Rivals to Lovers Worldbuilding weaponised competence meets unprocessed trauma flirting via ideological debate
Lily looked at him disbelievingly. “You’re dating a terrorist.”“He’s not a terrorist,” James said, somehow offended. “He just—has a reputation.”“Yes, a reputation for terrorism,” Lily said, like James is a bit slow.James crossed his arms, visibly bri...
Hatchling outside its nest

Hatchling outside its nest

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Characters
Harry Potter, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Fem Harry - Character
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Not Beta Read Crack Treated Seriously Time Shenanigans No Angst Multiple Crossovers fem Harry is a menace to society violence is not the answer its the question and the answer is yes
For a long time Rose didnt know what love was.Oh she definitly knew what it looked like. When parents picked up their children from school, when they comforted or praised them.She saw it daily and was certainly envious of those that had it.But she wa...
Percy Jackson and the… Time Turner?

Percy Jackson and the… Time Turner?

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Percy Jackson, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Nico di Angelo,
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Crack Treated Seriously everybody needs a hug Crossover Bisexual Percy Jackson Black Hermione Granger Annabeth Chase Needs a Hug (Percy Jackson) Nico di Angelo Needs a Hug Black Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson) Desi Harry Potter Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Jason Grace is Alive Black Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson)
A.K.A., Kronos sends the Big Three Kids back in time to 1993. Also, they're in the middle of the United Kingdom attending a school for wizards. Chaos ensues as Percy, Thalia, and Nico, try to figure out how to get back, and more importantly, why Kron...
soon it will be over (and buried with our past)

soon it will be over (and buried with our past)

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13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Dean Thomas, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Seamus Finnigan
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Slow Burn Fluff and Humor Implied Sexual Content Falling In Love Crack Treated Seriously Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Good Slytherins Insomnia Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson Friendship Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy
Harry doesn't know how to put the past behind him and grapples with the prospect of living his future the way everyone expects him to do. Draco, still conflicted over his mind's response to Harry barely even making time for their rivalry in his grief...
And historians will call it

And historians will call it

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy
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Crack Treated Seriously Studying Educational POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things History no beta we die like albus dumbledore ap world history
Draco needs to pass his Muggle Studies exam to graduate. He’s taken every test but history. Unfortunately for him, history has never been his best subject.Fortunately for him, Harry is quite educated on muggle history. And he is always happy to teach...
When I’m necromancin’ everyone’s dancin’

When I’m necromancin’ everyone’s dancin’

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11.04.2025
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Marvel Cinematic Universe Daredevil (TV) Marvel Rivals (Video Game)
Characters
Matt Murdock & Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Matt Murdock, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Mantis/Illyana Rasputin, Matt Murdock/Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Mantis (Marvel), Illyana Rasputin
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Crack Crack Treated Seriously Weird Plot Shit dont ask about the crossover it came to me in a dream author doesnt know shit about the law Necromancy Protective Illyana Rasputin BAMF Illyana Rasputin Sweet Mantis (Marvel) Adorable Mantis (Marvel) Matt Murdock Being a Little Shit
Based off tumblr prompt: “dead men tell no tales? Wrong your honour, as a necromancer, I summon my first witness, the victim.”Ignore that this would never happen in any canon ever
Do I Wanna Know (If this feelin' flows both ways?)

Do I Wanna Know (If this feelin' flows both ways?)

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11.04.2025
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Dandy's World (Roblox)
Characters
Sprout (Dandy's World), Shelly/Vee (Dandy's World), Shelly (Dandy's World), Vee (Dandy's World), Astro (Dandy's World), Dandy (Dandy's World), Tisha (Dandy's World), Brightney (Dandy's World), Minor Shelly/Tisha, Finn/Shrimpo (Dandy's World), Shelly & Vee (Dandy's World), Shelly & Tisha (Dandy's World),
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Slow Burn Unrequited Love Eventual Smut Eventual Romance Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Fluff and Angst Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms Light Angst Complicated Relationships Crack Treated Seriously Not Actually Unrequited Love Author Is Sleep Deprived
(Do I wanna know?)If this feeling flows both ways?(Sad to see you go)Was sort of hoping that you'd stay(Baby, we both know)That the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day Shelly Fossilian, the often ignor...
Tears of an Angel

Tears of an Angel

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11.04.2025
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백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
Characters
Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Original Cale Henituse, White Star | Cale Barrow, Jour Thames, Choi Han, Deruth Henituse, Basen Henituse, Violan Henituse, Hong (Lout of Count's Family), Lily Henituse, Eruhaben (Lout of Count's Family), Clopeh Sekka,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Fluff and Angst Not Beta Read Crack Treated Seriously I Don't Even Know This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think OOC Kim Rok Soo Is Not Cale Henituse Everyone Loves Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo Alternate Universe - Angels & Demons Episode: s07e12 Potential GoD trying to be a dad
Kim Rok Soo does not wake up as Cale Henituse.Black wings spout from his back, and chains cover his arms and legs.This changes everything and nothing at all.
The Dogfather

The Dogfather

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13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley,
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Crack Treated Seriously Satire Sirius Black Raises Harry Potter Supposed to be funny Please Do Not Take This Seriously
Sirius Black didn't go after Peter Pettigrew on Halloween night, 1981. Instead, he stayed behind to care for his newly orphaned godson. It changes everything, and also nothing.
Well, Damn, I Guess Yer a Fucking Wizard, Harry

Well, Damn, I Guess Yer a Fucking Wizard, Harry

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling DCU (Comics)
Characters
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter Characters, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter, John Constantine, Zatanna Zatara, John Constantine & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Zatanna Zatara
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BAMF Harry Potter Crack Treated Seriously I have no idea where this is going Morally Grey Harry Potter BAMF John Constantine John Constantine mentors Harry Potter I have no idea how to tag something
Why the hell has Constantine kept this asshole kid around him so long? It’s not like he’s fit to be a teacher or responsible adult figure.
Time in the past·

Time in the past·

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11.04.2025
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Naruto (Anime & Manga)
Characters
Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata, Haruno Sakura/Hyuuga Hinata, Uzumaki Menma
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Time Travel Crack Treated Seriously Work In Progress Absent Parents I Tried Bottom Uchiha Sasuke Top Uzumaki Naruto Gender Roles Haruno Sakura is So Done Uzumaki Naruto is in Love with Uchiha Sasuke Uchiha Sasuke is in Love with Uzumaki Naruto Uzumaki Naruto is a Little Shit
Menma Uzumaki, son of Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha suddenly went back in time and meets his young parents (and others)I'll add more tags later...
Remus Lupin and the Aliens from Orion

Remus Lupin and the Aliens from Orion

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13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr.,
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Fluff Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Other Additional Tags to Be Added Eventual Romance Hurt/Comfort There Was Only One Bed Domestic Fluff Aliens Light Angst Crack Treated Seriously Mild Sexual Content Strangers to Lovers
“So let me get this straight,” James began, putting his glasses back on and running a hand through his hair. The two brothers stopped their movements and looked at him in sinc, “You two are aliens and got kicked out of your galaxy-”“Constellation..”...