Crack Relationships FanFiction

Green Desire

Green Desire

Other
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Apple, Draco Malfoy/Apple
Tags
Crack Crack Treated Seriously Bad Parent Lucius Malfoy Crack Relationships Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug silly little oneshot except i kind of took it seriously cuenta esto como enemies to lovers?
Kun pahikset liittoutuvat

Kun pahikset liittoutuvat

G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Sauron (Tolkien), Jack Sparrow, Saruman (Tolkien), Gandalf (Tolkien), Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean), Pippin Took, Sauli Väinämö Niinistö
Tags
Crack Crack Relationships Multiverse Crack Crossover Eventual Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Minor Aragorn/Legolas Greenleaf Mentioned Jack Sparrow
Tokyo Revengers Groupchat

Tokyo Revengers Groupchat

F/F
F/M
M/M
Multi
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga) 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime)
Characters
Takemitchy | Hanagaki Takemichi & Everyone, Tachibana Hinata/Takemitchy | Hanagaki Takemichi, Mikey | Sano Manjirou/Takemitchy | Hanagaki Takemichi, Hanemiya Kazutora/Matsuno Chifuyu, Baji Keisuke/Matsuno Chifuyu, Sanzu Haruchiyo/Takemitchy | Hanagaki Takemichi, Haitani Ran/Sanzu Haruchiyo, Kurokawa Izana/Sanzu Haruchiyo, Inupi | Inui Seishu/Kurokawa Izana, Baji Keisuke/Koko | Kokonoi Hajime, Draken | Ryuuguuji Ken/Sano Emma, Hanma Shuji/Shiba Hakkai,
Tags
Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags How Do I Tag Crack Relationships I Don't Even Know Don't Examine This Too Closely Don't Judge Don't Read This
— this story is full with crackheads and idk some shits— heads up that these are not how they act canonly— multiple ships mentioned, including rarepairs— this fic was taken from my wattpad account!— the first few chapters up until chapter 11 were wri...
The Godfather

The Godfather

M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Real Person Fiction
Characters
福尔摩斯兄弟, Lucius Malfoy, Laurent Ban/Lucius Malfoy, GeLao/Lucius Malfoy, Laurent Bàn, GeLao, Cookies Cruel Godfather
Tags
车 Crack Relationships 重组家庭pa 洛朗班25岁/卢修斯17岁 Cookies Cruel Godfather（我太喜欢这个称呼了hhhhhh）
卢修斯·马尔福从入学起就听说过一个名字，那个人正好在他入学前毕业了，他不想为自己留下一辈子的遗憾。不过那个人似乎和他想象的样子有所出入......
Lactation Lament

Lactation Lament

Other
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Voldemort (Harry Potter), Horcrux (Harry Potter), Nagini (Harry Potter), Nagini/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
Tags
Inspired by Art Crack Relationships Lactation crackfic hit the back button
Thirty seconds of your life you will never get back.
Mori has Fun at Pilates

Mori has Fun at Pilates

G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Characters
Severus Snape, Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hirotsu Ryuurou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ace (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ougai Mori & Severus Snape
Tags
Crack Out of Character Crack Relationships Crack Crossover Nakahara Chuuya is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs) did i mention crack Severus Snape is So Done Mori Ougai is Not a Pedophile (Bungou Stray Dogs) so out of character Nakahara Chuuya is So Done with Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs) Dazai Osamu is a Menace (Bungou Stray Dogs) I wrote this instead of my english essay
FINE, looks like Mori will have to make the best of things. He dumps his mat down right next to his fellow student, flops down on top of it, and says, in his best yes I’m a mafia boss and could kill you in two seconds flat with both hands tied behin...
Talk With My Shadow-如影随形

Talk With My Shadow-如影随形

M/M
Multi
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Thor (Movies)
Characters
Loki (Marvel), 福尔摩斯兄弟, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Malfoy Family (Harry Potter), Loki (Marvel)/Draco Malfoy,
Tags
车 Wizarding World (Harry Potter) Crack Relationships Crossover KiDra - Freeform
"I Remenbered A Shadow."
Secrets Are (Not) Kept

Secrets Are (Not) Kept

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Cookie Run (Video Game)
Characters
Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run), Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run), Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run), Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
Tags
Secret Relationship Out of Character Making Out Short One Shot Useless Lesbians Crack Relationships No Lesbians Die Maybe In Embarrassment White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie is Not Dark Enchantress Cookie Lesbian White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie Hollyberry Kingdom (Cookie Run) Cookie Run Characters Are Cookies
Hollyberry Cookie and White Lily Cookie have a secret but won't tell it, so the other Ancients have taken upon their selves to figure it out.
Me x Vee (When it says reader, I mean myself.

Me x Vee (When it says reader, I mean myself.

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Dandy's world
Characters
Cosmo (Dandy's World), Sprout (Dandy's World), Shelly (Dandy's World), Vee (Dandy's World), Monokuma (Dangan Ronpa), Astro (Dandy's World), Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Vee (Dandy's World)/Reader, Vee's Toon Handler (Dandy's World)
Tags
Crack Crack Treated Seriously Crack Relationships
Uhh, me x Vee, basically for me and my skibidis💔💔
Me x Vee (When it says reader, I mean myself.

Me x Vee (When it says reader, I mean myself.

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Dandy's world
Characters
Cosmo (Dandy's World), Sprout (Dandy's World), Shelly (Dandy's World), Vee (Dandy's World), Astro (Dandy's World), Vee (Dandy's World)/Reader
Tags
Crack Crack Treated Seriously Crack Relationships
Uhh, me x Vee, basically for me and my skibidis💔💔
Zelina

Zelina

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Elden Ring (Video Game) The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
Characters
Link (Legend of Zelda), Melina (Elden Ring), Zelda (Legend of Zelda)/Melina (Elden Ring), Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Purah (Legend of Zelda), Robbie (Legend of Zelda), Paya (Legend of Zelda), Impa (Legend of Zelda)
Tags
Eventual Romance Crack Treated Seriously Romance Gay Lesbian Character Crack Relationships Post-Canon Crossover No Lesbians Die Crossover Pairings Adventure & Romance
Melina has spent her whole life in pursuit of her true purpose, and upon finding it, she elects instead to sacrifice herself, paving the way for her best friend to change their world. However, she suddenly awakens in a completely different world, a c...
AOT Castes AU [Reiner Braun Centric]

AOT Castes AU [Reiner Braun Centric]

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
Characters
Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Levi Ackerman, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager, Reiner Braun, Connie Springer, Annie Leonhart, Pieck Finger, Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover, Reiner Braun/Porco Galliard,
Tags
Fluff Fluff and Humor Fluff and Angst Bullying I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Bad Humor Internalized Homophobia The Author Regrets Everything Homophobia High School Gay Panic Crack Relationships
Reiner had the life; girls, football, picking on nerds in the bathroom. Everything a high school jock could want. Until he didn't.When a rumor starts circulating about Reiner's sexuality, his reputation goes down the drain. Nobody will talk to him, e...
Golden Roses in Wintertime

Golden Roses in Wintertime

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Characters
Furina (Genshin Impact), Tsaritsa (Genshin Impact), Navia (Genshin Impact), Navia/Tsaritsa - relationship
Tags
Fluff Other Additional Tags to Be Added maybe??? Crack Treated Seriously Out of Character Crack Relationships probably POV Second Person Love at First Sight Written Before Snezhnaya Release (Genshin Impact) Warnings May Change
A first-time Snezhnayan tourist visited Fontaine for a 9-month vacation but there is one problem. The problem is that she doesn’t know the directions to some places there. A creatice consultant recommended the sweet mademoiselle friend of hers to sho...
Draco x Thoma | Spin the Wheel Series

Draco x Thoma | Spin the Wheel Series

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Thoma (Genshin Impact), Draco Malfoy/Thoma (Genshin Impact)
Tags
Alternate Universe - Vampire Crack Relationships Alternate Universe - Werewolf Satire
3 friends bored in class write a weird ahh fic
Harry stop with Draco🙄

Harry stop with Draco🙄

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Regulus Black, Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Draco Malfoy/Voldemort, Harry Potter & Original Character
Tags
Crack I Can't Believe I Wrote This Alternate Universe Obsessive Harry Potter Crack Relationships I Don't Even Know Don't Read This My First Work in This Fandom This Is STUPID Protective Harry Potter Alternate Universe - Crack
Total crack fic made like 2 years ago as a stupid game with my sister before I was even in the fandom.Harry being obsessed with his ex low key nosy.Draco’s with voldaddy??????Save him?Plus the re-wrote version as chapter 2
Daughter Of Nyx

Daughter Of Nyx

F/F
Gen
M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (My) Immortal: The Web Series
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Hermione Granger/Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, B'loody Mary Smith, Ebony 'Raven' Way, Vampire Potter (My Immortal)
Tags
Mutual Pining Pining Crack Treated Seriously Band Fic Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Crack Relationships Remus Lupin Lives Title from a Hozier Song Bisexual Hermione Granger Lesbian Vampires Gay Harry Potter References to My Immortal
My god, or satan depending on who you ask, given name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I hate the name my parents gave me. It sucks. If anyone asks I go by just Raven. In year two Professor Lupin helped me legally change it to just Ebony Rav...
fred weasley and the pirates of death

fred weasley and the pirates of death

F/F
F/M
M/M
Other
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Luna Lovegood, Gilderoy Lockhart, Rubeus Hagrid,
Tags
Crack Crack Relationships Pirates Harry Potter is a Little Shit Lesbian Luna Lovegood Lesbian Lavender Brown Good Albus Dumbledore Insane Harry Potter Pirate Harry Potter pirate dolores umbridge voldemort likes puzzles hes not that good at them
harry wants to be a pirate, fred wants to die.
Ghost Yaoi from Nick's Perspective

Ghost Yaoi from Nick's Perspective

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Characters
Nearly Headless Nick, Jacob Marley/Nearly Headless Nick, Jacob Marley
Tags
Crack Treated Seriously Crack Relationships POV: Nicholas nearly headless nick's biblically accurate name no beta we simply die
fellas remember when I wrote jacob marley and nearly headless nick meeting from marley's pov? this is nick's.
Ghost Yaoi

Ghost Yaoi

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game) A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Characters
Nearly Headless Nick, Jacob Marley/Nearly Headless Nick, Jacob Marley, Ebenezer Scrooge (mentioned), Richard Jackdaw
Tags
Crack Treated Seriously Crack Relationships POV: Marley no beta we die like the gay boys in this fic nearly headless nick's actual name mentioned
fellas what if jacob marley and nearly headless nick met. and they were gay. and some weird kid wrote it at 2 am. what then
True Love

True Love

F/M
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Astoria Greengrass, Argus Filch, Argus Filch/Astoria Greengrass
Tags
Age Difference Crack Relationships
The very first Filchstoria fic