Crack FanFiction

Green Desire

Green Desire

Other
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Apple, Draco Malfoy/Apple
Tags
Crack Crack Treated Seriously Bad Parent Lucius Malfoy Crack Relationships Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug silly little oneshot except i kind of took it seriously cuenta esto como enemies to lovers?
Kun pahikset liittoutuvat

Kun pahikset liittoutuvat

G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Sauron (Tolkien), Jack Sparrow, Saruman (Tolkien), Gandalf (Tolkien), Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean), Pippin Took, Sauli Väinämö Niinistö
Tags
Crack Crack Relationships Multiverse Crack Crossover Eventual Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Minor Aragorn/Legolas Greenleaf Mentioned Jack Sparrow
Babe? Seriously?

Babe? Seriously?

Multi
R
Updated
10.04.2025
Fandom
Star Wars - All Media Types Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Characters
Poe Dameron/Finn, Rey/Rose Tico, Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Rey (Star Wars), Rose Tico
Tags
Fluff and Humor Crack Idiots in Love Fluff and Crack Crack Treated Seriously Horny Teenagers First Crush First Dates First Relationship Out of Character No Plot/Plotless rey is a little shit
At dinner, Poe accidentally calls Finn 'babe.'Finn, who grew up in the emotionless Empire, has no karking clue what that means.  Cue Poe dying of embarrassment, Rey being a little shit, Rose becoming a giggling mess, and Finn being extrem...
【超蝙】不要笑挑战

【超蝙】不要笑挑战

M/M
PG-13
Updated
10.04.2025
Fandom
DCU
Characters
Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Justice League (DCU)
Tags
Crack Identity Reveal Secret Identity
兼职网络写手克拉克发现他的cp be了
laughs and giggles an dshits

laughs and giggles an dshits

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Characters
Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta
Tags
Crack Bakusquad (My Hero Academia) Dekusquad (My Hero Academia) silly fic Alpha Barack Obama Omega Harry Styles idk what omegaverse is those tags are jokes
Izuku MidoriyaKatsuki BakugoShoto TodorokiEijirou KirishimaDenki KaminariIm Tenya IidaOchaco UrarakaMina AshioMomo YaoyorozuMinoru MinetaTsuyu AsuiIm Kyouka JirouNejire HadoMy name is MirioTamaki Amajiki
Angel in an apron

Angel in an apron

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
BINI (Philippines Band)
Characters
Aiah Arceta, Stacey Sevilleja, Aiah Arceta/Stacey Sevilleja
Tags
Fluff Crack Restaurants Big idiot loser downbad Stacey Waitress Aiah
A short aiahcey drabble wherein Sandy finds the waitress very cute, and then her mom just called that said waitress to their table to embarrass her.Or downbad Stacey (because I'm losing horribly in a twitter poll)
Relationship shennanigans of weapon god mecha

Relationship shennanigans of weapon god mecha

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
ナンバーワン戦隊ゴジュウジャー | No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger (TV)
Characters
TegaSword/TegaJune, Tono Hoeru, Ichikawa Sumino, Bakugami Ryugi, Byakuya Rikuo, TegaSword, TegaJune, Gyarudo, Mr. Shining Knife & Mrs. Sweet Cake, Takehara Kinjiro | Takehara Joji
Tags
Crack Humor no beta we die like men Relationship Issues Kinky monster of the day Just doen for a few laughs TegaSword is a dick
Cracky and humorous oneshotthe Gozyugers are having another battle with the Bridan. The Bridan's queen turns out to be a godly mecha like Tegasword. In fact they know each other and they are exes...and the breakup was really bad. It leads to some she...
what happened in the hole. [minadough]

what happened in the hole. [minadough]

F/F
Other
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Original Work Minecraft (Video Game)
Characters
Mina/Sourdoughed, Mina, Sourdoughed
Tags
Canon-Typical Violence Crack i don't even know what the fuck this is oomfshipping minadough Minecraft Roleplay Canon-typical suicide jokes Gratuitous Swearing abusing my writer powers for evil and profit
“I hate your stanky, emo ass.” “You love my stanky emo ass. You want it so bad it makes you look stupid.” “You don’t even know what I look like.” “I don’t,” the girl’s fingers flew across the phone screen, “but I know.” Minadough. That's the...
I Got a Glock

I Got a Glock

Gen
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger's Mother, Hermione Granger's Father, Death Eater Characters
Tags
Crack Guns No Plot/Plotless BAMF Hermione Granger I am tired And not in the most sober state this is gonna be written and posted in literally 30 minutes no thoughts my head is empty
Dumbledore is dead. Her parents have money and a conveniently timed trip to America. The mind wanders does it not?
Evergreen

Evergreen

G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Original Muggle Character(s), Theodore Nott, No Romantic Relationship(s), Lenore Evergreen, Sentient Magic - Character
Tags
Crack Unreliable Narrator Crack Treated Seriously Original Character-centric no beta we die like men Gringotts Wizarding Bank Wizarding Culture (Harry Potter) Slytherin Politics Muggle Life first ever fic plz have mercy Wizarding World Bashing (Harry Potter) she’s bashing everyone
Lenore Evergreen is a first year witch at Hogwarts School of Wizardry, a fact that deeply frustrates her since she's rather be at home with her adoptive family. Things quickly take a wrong turn when her House apparently hates her and one of the teach...
Lovin' is the Antidote

Lovin' is the Antidote

F/F
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Evan Rosier, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier,
Tags
Angst Crack Implied/Referenced Suicide Suicide Attempt Alternate Universe - College/University Enemies to Lovers Mental Health Issues Therapy Regulus Black and Sirius Black Angst Healing James Potter Being an Asshole but he looks hot being an asshole
Regulus Black is an overworked University student who struggles with insomnia. One day his best friends, Barty and Lily, invite James Potter to their podcast. What happens when Regulus, who has struggled with sleep for ten years, finds himself gettin...
Well, I'm a socer player so...

Well, I'm a socer player so...

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Yellowjackets (TV) But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
Characters
Shauna Shipman/Jackie Taylor, Shauna Shipman, Jackie Taylor (Yellowjackets), Natalie Scatorccio, Mari (Yellowjackets), Lottie Matthews/Natalie Scatorccio, Lottie Matthews, Van Palmer/Taissa Turner, Taissa Turner, Van Palmer, Ben Scott (Yellowjackets)
Tags
Eventual Smut Crack Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Period-Typical Homophobia Everyone Is Gay Van Palmer & Natalie Scatorccio are Childhood Best Friends
"Van Palmer knew there would be consequences for getting caught looking at PlayBoy magazines by none other than Vicky Palmer. [...] she should have been more careful. But, turns out, staring at images of barely dressed women took all of her attentio...
Alpha male test(Im going to change the title name)

Alpha male test(Im going to change the title name)

F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
Multi
Other
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Characters
Original Characters, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs),
Tags
Masturbation Crack Temporary Character Death Internalized Homophobia Plot Twists Sexism Minor Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs) Minor Dazai Osamu/Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs) crypto empire gaming squad Alpha Males Beta Males
INCEL GAMER STENCHMAXING JELQING LOOKSMAXING BETA MALE HACKER SCAMMER COMMUNIST BASEMENT DWELLER ORPHAN FYODOR X CAPITALIST CRYPTO BRO , ANTI WOKE MIND VIRUS CONSPIRACY THEORIST NIKOLAI + ELON MUSK GF ALIEN BRITISH POLISH TRANSMASC ROBOT SIGMAANDREW...
BAU Baddies

BAU Baddies

F/F
F/M
Other
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Criminal Minds (US TV)
Characters
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss, Emily Prentiss, Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Aaron Hotchner, Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds), Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia, David Rossi, Penelope Garcia/Derek Morgan, Derek Morgan & Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia & Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia & Emily Prentiss,
Tags
Crack Found Family Lesbian Emily Prentiss Aaron Hotchner is the BAU Team's Parent he secretly loves his "kids" this is a shameless chatfic Emily Prentiss Loves Jennifer "JJ" Jareau Emily Prentiss is a Little Shit Spencer Reid is a Little Shit Penelope Garcia is the Best i love that that is a tag bc she really is
a criminal minds chatfic with shenanigans and general fuckery (emily gets admin privileges and abuses them)also my outlet for my need for jemily
Dickensian Rabbit Trails

Dickensian Rabbit Trails

G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Marvel Cinematic Universe
Characters
Loki (Marvel), Severus Snape
Tags
Crack The Author Regrets Everything Vampires The Author Regrets Nothing what even is this pure improv
random idea: what if I didn't care about cliches or overused tropes, and just had fun with a random trope I wanted to play with?Snape is less than attentive when shopping in Knockturn Alley. He might be regretting that. Or maybe not.
Bulge: The Anthology

Bulge: The Anthology

G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, James Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Bill Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood,
Tags
Crack Drabble Collection don't take this seriously Bulge Appreciation The A.N.A.L Collection like really This is pure idiocy We Have Rabies Rats for Brains Inappropriate Use of Google Docs Absolutely Need A Lobotomy
The Scene: A bunch of rats, scurrying around in a group chat.The Challenge: Drabbles? Drabbles.The Prompt: Bulge.-- or --A few of the writers behind The A.N.A.L Collection got weird with it, yet again.𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: May contain rabies.
When I’m necromancin’ everyone’s dancin’

When I’m necromancin’ everyone’s dancin’

F/F
Other
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Marvel Cinematic Universe Daredevil (TV) Marvel Rivals (Video Game)
Characters
Matt Murdock & Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Matt Murdock, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Mantis/Illyana Rasputin, Matt Murdock/Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Mantis (Marvel), Illyana Rasputin
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Crack Crack Treated Seriously Weird Plot Shit dont ask about the crossover it came to me in a dream author doesnt know shit about the law Necromancy Protective Illyana Rasputin BAMF Illyana Rasputin Sweet Mantis (Marvel) Adorable Mantis (Marvel) Matt Murdock Being a Little Shit
Based off tumblr prompt: “dead men tell no tales? Wrong your honour, as a necromancer, I summon my first witness, the victim.”Ignore that this would never happen in any canon ever
Late Bloomer

Late Bloomer

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Parahumans Series - Wildbow
Characters
Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver, Lisa Wilbourn | Tattletale, Dean Stansfield | Gallant, Sophia Hess | Shadow Stalker
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Murder Mystery Crack Aged-Up Character(s) Alt-Power Taylor Hebert Alt-Power Everyone (Almost) But only for the first arc
Taylor didn't get powers from the locker incident, but an epiphany. Why stick around the place that wants to kill you, when you can drop out and look for greener pastures?The whole world seemed to hold its breath, all major events seemingly put to a...
All of the Places Ron Weasley Didn’t Have Sex

All of the Places Ron Weasley Didn’t Have Sex

F/F
F/M
M/M
Multi
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood, Luna Lovegood/Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood/Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley,
Tags
Forced Marriage Crack Fluff and Crack Good Friend Ron Weasley Marriage Law Challenge Golden Trio | Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship Ron Weasley is sometimes an idiot Asexual Hermione Granger Hermione Granger & Lavender Brown Friendship Ron and Luna swap recipes house husband ronald weasley Lavender Brown Lives
What happens when a marriage law forces Hermione Granger to marry her already married friends Ron and Lavender?Ron Weasley ends up with two workaholic (and sometimes terrifying) wives, that what.In between making their lunches, cleaning up the burrow...
Not the sharpest tool in the shed

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Naruto (Anime & Manga)
Characters
Rock Lee, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi, Nara Shikamaru/Temari, Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata, Sai (Naruto),
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Crack Texting Everyone Is Gay chatfic naruto - Freeform highschool writing the fanfic i wanted to read not american they are all clueless No beta we die like Neji except some straight people
-Foxyboy has created a group chat--Foxyboy has named the groupchat "Mickey-Mouse slaughterhouse"-Foxyboy has added Emoboy, pinkypie, knifebitch and 8 other people- Sasuke: what the hell is this Naruto: a group chat :) Shikamaru: can i leave Shikamaru...