Humor FanFiction

Hitman Mess

Hitman Mess

Gen
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy/Voldemort
Tags
Angst Humor Drama Hitmans?! Ron Bashing What the hell is this story slight mpreg
Voldemort is fucking fed up. He still hasn't killed Harry Potter, and they left Hogwarts AGES ago. Lucius (his dear love) tells him to just hire a muggle hitman. And that's what he does. But what happens when Hermione finds out someone hired her to k...
The Hurting Kind

The Hurting Kind

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
Tags
Mutual Masturbation Slow Burn Blood and Gore Eventual Smut Humor Enemies to Friends to Lovers Pining Violence Banter Sexual Tension Scars Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence
“You really do look like a wolf, did you know that? Dunno what I expected, I mean, it’s in the name. Werewolf.” She was a dunce, an absolute buffoon, but his tail was wagging so she continued. “I’m glad the wolfsbane worked—at least, I think it did?...
Double Date

Double Date

F/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Voldemort, Dobby (Harry Potter), Original House-Elf Character(s)
Tags
Humor Crack Treated Seriously Romance Double Date
Of Pits and Pride

Of Pits and Pride

F/F
Multi
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
Characters
Hans Capon/Henry, Hans Capon & Henry, Jan Žižka, Samuel of Kuttenberg (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Dry Devil (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
Tags
Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Humor Humor Action/Adventure Jealousy One Shot Trapped Injury
Hans goes hunting to clear his head and ends up trapped in a bandit pit. Henry, Sam, and Dry Devil race against time (and Hans’s dramatic monologuing) to get him out. Emotions flare and insults fly.
Relationship shennanigans of weapon god mecha

Relationship shennanigans of weapon god mecha

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
ナンバーワン戦隊ゴジュウジャー | No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger (TV)
Characters
TegaSword/TegaJune, Tono Hoeru, Ichikawa Sumino, Bakugami Ryugi, Byakuya Rikuo, TegaSword, TegaJune, Gyarudo, Mr. Shining Knife & Mrs. Sweet Cake, Takehara Kinjiro | Takehara Joji
Tags
Crack Humor no beta we die like men Relationship Issues Kinky monster of the day Just doen for a few laughs TegaSword is a dick
Cracky and humorous oneshotthe Gozyugers are having another battle with the Bridan. The Bridan's queen turns out to be a godly mecha like Tegasword. In fact they know each other and they are exes...and the breakup was really bad. It leads to some she...
Happy Birthday Harry

Happy Birthday Harry

F/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley,
Tags
Humor Found Family I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Friendship Sirius Black is Harry Potter's Godparent James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Raise Harry Potter Pre-Hogwarts Harry Potter Has a Sibling James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Live Good Parents James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Good Godparent Sirius Black
Harry’s eleventh birthday in a world where James and Lily lived.
Wolf in the Headlights

Wolf in the Headlights

F/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Molly Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin & Nymphadora Tonks
Tags
Fluff Humor Falling In Love Canon Compliant Romance Friendship One Shot i think Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter) Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Lots of dialogue Remadora
It's a little hard to live life normally when you realize it's about to change completely.
And Then There’s Us

And Then There’s Us

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
The 100 (TV)
Characters
Clarke Griffin/Lexa, Clarke Griffin, Lexa (The 100), Abby Griffin, Raven Reyes (The 100), Octavia Blake, Clarke Griffin & Lexa, Anya/Raven Reyes (The 100), Octavia Blake/Lincoln, Lexa & Luna (The 100), Anya Forger, Gaia,
Tags
Awkward Flirting Friends to Lovers Love Confessions Eventual Smut Angst with a Happy Ending Fluff and Humor Humor Fluff and Angst Idiots in Love Spring Jealousy POV First Person
Severus' Reputation

Severus' Reputation

G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Molly Weasley, Bill Weasley, Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Charlie Weasley
Tags
Humor Karate Bets & Wagers
After overhearing Charlie tell Harry that he could take Severus down. Severus takes that bet to protect his reputation
The Luck of Love

The Luck of Love

F/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Seamus Finnigan, Seamus Finnigan/Hermione Granger
Tags
Fluff Slow Burn Mutual Pining Magic Humor Romance Character Development Love HEA Chemistry Workplace Romance Friendship to Lovers
Seamus is a spontaneous risk-taker, while Hermione is methodical and careful. When she helps him out of a magical mishap at work, Seamus jokingly calls her his "Lucky Charm," the one person who can always get him out of a jam. At first, Hermione dism...
Afterlife Airplane

Afterlife Airplane

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Yellowjackets (TV)
Characters
Shauna Shipman/Jackie Taylor, Shauna Shipman, Jackie Taylor (Yellowjackets), Natalie Scatorccio, Laura Lee (Yellowjackets), Mari (Yellowjackets), Lottie Matthews/Natalie Scatorccio, Lottie Matthews, Van Palmer/Taissa Turner, Taissa Turner, Van Palmer, Ben Scott (Yellowjackets),
Tags
Humor Attempt at Humor Canon Compliant Crack Fic mari is pit girl
"So what, you guys just stay here and watch our lives?" Van asked them."I mean, we won't be watching your life anymore," Nat nicely pointed outorWhat if all the other dead people are stuck in the afterlife plane.
Live Through Me—Live On With Us

Live Through Me—Live On With Us

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
Characters
Anby Demara/Nicole Demara, Anby Demara, Nicole Demara, Billy Kid (Zenless Zone Zero), Nekomata | Nekomiya Mana
Tags
Emotional Hurt/Comfort Humor Fluff and Angst Character Study Implied/Referenced Character Death How Do I Tag Mentioned Belle (Zenless Zone Zero) Mentioned Wise (Zenless Zone Zero) If You Squint - Freeform Mentioned Silver Squad RIP Not Canon Past Events Its okay I barely have anything to work on
Seated on their small living room couch, eating a chaotic brunch Nekomata whipped up, Billy and Nekomata animatedly argue, oblivious to their boss’ inner turmoil…"Where's Anby?"Nicole’s sickeningly sweet voice cuts through their petty argument like a...
Memories from Hogwarts

Memories from Hogwarts

F/F
M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon
Tags
Fluff Modern Era Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Flirting Not Canon Compliant Humor Headcanon Friendship Hogwarts One Shot Alternate Universe - No Voldemort One Shot Collection
A collection of short, funny, *not depressing* one shots from the marauders' sixth and seventh years! It takes place in a modern day, no war/Voldemort AU. Basically just my favorite characters being silly and having fun together!!
Miracles With A Side Of Sarcasm

Miracles With A Side Of Sarcasm

Gen
R
Updated
10.04.2025
Fandom
Dream SMP Minecraft (Video Game)
Characters
Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot, GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Clay | Dream & Wilbur Soot,
Tags
Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Angst and Hurt/Comfort Humor Fluff and Angst 车 Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers Civilian Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF) duh - Freeform maybeeeee Villain Wilbur Soot Villain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
Wilbur flopped onto the couch, legs stretched out as he grabbed his phone.“You get the smaller room which is on the left there.” Wilbur pointed to a small, narrow hallway that had three doors in total. “The bathroom is across from your door. Rent’s d...
Someone Cooked Here III: Just Desserts

Someone Cooked Here III: Just Desserts

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
Characters
Cardigan/Lappland (Arknights), Amiya/money (Arknights), Lappland (Arknights), Amiya (Arknights), Cardigan (Arknights)
Tags
Humor Attempt at Humor Drama Romance Conversations Homophobia Drama & Romance No Smut Mental Instability Useless Lesbians Awkward Conversations April Fools' Day
Lappland and Cardigan have Amiya over for lunch.The sequel that nobody asked for, to a story that nobody asked for.
among the stars -- imposters of the heart

among the stars -- imposters of the heart

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Among Us (Video Game)
Characters
Crewmate/Crewmate (Among Us), Pink/Yellow (Among Us), Pink (Among Us)/Reader, reader is yellow - Relationship, Pink (Among Us), Yellow (Among Us), Cyan (Among Us), Black (Among Us), Green (Among Us), reader is yellow - Character
Tags
Fluff Friends to Lovers Mutual Pining Murder Mystery Hurt/Comfort Humor Silly Body Horror First Kiss Blood and Violence Romance Violence
You are Yellow, a crewmate aboard the ship 'The Skeld'. You have a little crush on your friend Pink, lets see where the story goes.
OffGun+ April 2025

OffGun+ April 2025

M/M
NC-21
Updated
10.04.2025
Fandom
Thai Actor RPF รุ่นพี่ Secret Love: Puppy Honey | Senior Secret Love: Puppy Honey (TV) ทฤษฎีจีบเธอ | Theory of Love (TV)
Characters
Off Jumpol Adulkittiporn/Gun Atthaphan Phunsawat, Pick/Rome (Senior Secret Love), Khai/Third (Theory of Love), Maetee/T-Rex Vatee Ruangritiroj, Sean/White (Not Me TV 2021), Black/Sean/White (Not Me TV 2021), Prem Premmatat/Ten Todsatid Wannaphongjinda, Jane/Ryan (The Trainee TV 2024), Jira/Koh (Burnout Syndrome TV), Off Jumpol Adulkittiporn, Gun Atthaphan Phunsawat, Pick (Senior Secret Love),
Tags
Fluff and Smut Humor Some angst Drabble Collection Continued from Previous Collections Sexual Content When Indicated
OffGun appearing in their myriad forms—in which they fall in love, try to break a curse, find themselves deserted on an island, live out a regency romance, and many other continuing stories (with perhaps a new one, too), all based around April's susp...
Paw Patrol X: The Melody Rescue Arc

Paw Patrol X: The Melody Rescue Arc

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
PAW Patrol
Characters
Original Characters, Chase/Skye (PAW Patrol), Everest/Marshall (PAW Patrol), Rocky/Zuma (PAW Patrol), Arrby/Liberty (PAW Patrol), Marshall (PAW Patrol), Chase (PAW Patrol), Rocky (PAW Patrol), Zuma (PAW Patrol), Skye (PAW Patrol), Everest (PAW Patrol), Claw (PAW Patrol),
Tags
Family Eventual Romance Humor Drama Music Friendship Violence Eventual Relationships Dark Past Alternate Universe - Fantasy Coming of Age Adventure
It's been a month and a half since Slash's latest defeat, and less than one month since Chase and Skye left with Ranger to find the Temple of Riches. Zuma's spending a day with his family, only for his former gang boss, Bloodfreak, to come along and...
Tutoring Trouble: A Lesson in Love

Tutoring Trouble: A Lesson in Love

F/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Lee Jordan (Harry Potter),
Tags
Flirting Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Slow Burn Mutual Pining Other Additional Tags to Be Added Humor Enemies to Friends to Lovers First Crush Opposites Attract Character Development Coming of Age Confessions
When Professor McGonagall assigns Hermione Granger the daunting task of tutoring Fred and George Weasley to prevent them from failing out of Hogwarts, she expects nothing less than chaos. The twins’ antics and refusal to take their studies seriously...
Custard Cookies Ancient Adventures

Custard Cookies Ancient Adventures

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Cookie Run (Video Game)
Characters
Golden Cheese Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run), Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run), Custard Cookie III & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run), Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
Tags
Fluff Angst with a Happy Ending Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Humor Humor Established Relationship Headcanon Found Family Adoption Abandonment Adopted Children Child Abandonment
Custard Cookie gets adopted by Pure Vanilla , he now lives with the ancients