Characters
Rock Lee, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi, Nara Shikamaru/Temari, Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata, Sai (Naruto), Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, Jiraiya (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Kankurou (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi, Yuuhi Kurenai, Sarutobi Asuma, Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata/Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Neji/Tenten, Kankurou (Naruto)/Original Male Character(s), Gaara/Rock Lee, Akimichi Chouji, Hyuuga Neji, Tenten (Naruto), Maito Gai | Might Guy, Umino Iruka
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Crack
Texting
Everyone Is Gay
chatfic
naruto - Freeform
highschool
writing the fanfic i wanted to read
not american
they are all clueless
No beta we die like Neji
except some straight people
most adult are only mentioned
temari and tenten are my favorite characters sorry
not sorry
Uzumaki Naruto is a Ray of Sunshine
naruto deserved so much more
Naruto needs a hug
Uzumaki Naruto Has ADHD
I literaly forgot my boy shino for the first ten minutes of writing this
love my boy shino
Summary
-Foxyboy has created a group chat--Foxyboy has named the groupchat "Mickey-Mouse slaughterhouse"-Foxyboy has added Emoboy, pinkypie, knifebitch and 8 other people- Sasuke: what the hell is this Naruto: a group chat :) Shikamaru: can i leave Shikamaru: i wanna leave Naruto: no :p Shikamaru: what a drag...