Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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   Ino: GUYS

 

   Ino: I WAS WATCHING TIKTOK IN CLASS AND ASUMA-SENSEI TOOK MY PHONE!! 😭😭😭😭😭

 

   Shikamaru: ...

 

   Shikamaru: how r u texting!?

 

   Ino: smartwatch🫠

 

   Naruto: obviously

 

   Naruto: rich-kid

 

   Ino: HEY ur bsf (boyfriend) is literaly a millionaire

 

   Naruto: JHGFSWUDSTDLI MY WHAT

 

   Sasuke: what

 

   Sakura: screenshoted. sending this to Kakashi- sensei, see how these two baka finally agree with each other

 

   Naruto: WE AGREE SOMETIME DZJREKXESAERAERSXK

 

   Kiba: yeah right -_-

 

   Shino: u stole my emoji 0_0

 

   Kiba: deal with it

 

   Naruto: @deadeyes u know why tenten is not answering my messages

 

   Neji: she got detention

 

   Neji: again

 

   Sakura: Lee as well☹️

 

   Ino: NOOO DONT BE SAD MY POOKIE WEKFHBWCXAH

 

   Sakura: thxx babes 😔

 

   Naruto: AND SASUKE AND I ARE THE GAY ONES???

 

   Sakura: u are gay baka

 

   Naruto: true but u too 

 

   Sakura: point taken

 

   Choji: yall are all homosexuals, hope that helps 🫡

 

   Ino: CHOJI BEING HOMOPHIC CAUGHT IN 4K

 

   Shikamaru: "homophic"

 

   Ino: STFU PIGTAILS

 

   Shikamaru: ur the one who wore them until 6th grade

 

   Ino: U REALLY WANNA TALK ABT 6TH GRADE NARA

 

   Shikamaru: troublesome...

 

   Hinata: what happened in 6th grade?

 

   Ino: NOTHING

 

   Shikamaru: nothing

 

   Hinata: oh

 

   Hinata: sorry ☹️

 

   Kiba: hey dont make Hina feel guilty

 

   Shino: I will send my bugs in ur beds 🪲

 

   Ino: SHIT SORRY HINATA BABES 🙏

 

   Naruto: Damn its crazy team 8 always have each others back

 

   Naruto: Sasuke and Sakura would make fun of me if i got stumped to the ground 🫥

 

    Sakura: thats because ur an idiot

 

   Sasuke: a gay idiot

 

   Naruto: DAMN ZCJDZFHIEFDU

 

   Sakura: u shouldn't talk Uhiha

 

   Sakura: I saw u making out last year with Suigetsu

 

   Ino: U WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭

 

   Sakura: It was behing Oroachimarue's class

 

   Kiba: "OROACHIMARUE" IS CRAZY OTZUIBJHOTV

 

   Sasuke: Sakura, I know where u sleep...

 

   Sakura: sorry I'm not blond enough for you 😋

 

   Sasuke: ...

 

   Naruto: guys don't fight

 

   Naruto: Sasuke u know she will beat ur ass down

 

   Ino: WAIT U KNEW ABT SASUKES HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVERS BEHIND THE ROACH'S CLASS

 

   Kiba: "HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVERS" LMAOOO DTGUVHVRPTOU

 

   Naruto: ...yes🙃

 

   Shikamaru: jealous?

 

   Naruto: BITCH WTF

 

   Tenten: not a no then

 

   Naruto: TENTEN😞😞 HOW COULD U😩😩😩

 

    Naruto: also why were u in detention?

 

    Tenten: Lee was challenging Neji in arts, and dropped glue on my qipao so I slapped him

 

    Tenten: so we both ended in detention

 

    Tenten: with Kakashi-sensei

 

     Tenten: who was reading his weird ass book

 

     Sakura: we really need to find him a girlfriend

 

     Naruto: Or a boyfriend

 

     Naruto: Iruka told me he used to have one 

 

     Naruto: we should make him and Itachi meet

 

     Sasuke: WAIT WHAT

 

     Sasuke: LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS

 

    Sasuke: ALSO ITACHI IS NOT GAY

 

    Naruto: HE'S A BIG ASS HOMOSEXUAL

 

    Naruto: AND A EVEN BIGGER EMO THAN U 

 

    Kiba: hehe "bigger"😏

 

   Sasuke: STFU FURRY

 

   Naruto: but truth is, Kakashi-sensei is too old for him

 

   Naruto: maybe we should set Kakashi-sensei with my dad

 

   Naruto: Iruka is in a deep need of a relationship with all his stress

 

   Sasuke: I would be in a great state of stress if u were my kid

 

   Naruto: HEY

 

   Naruto: my dad loves me 👉👈

 

   Sasuke: keep telling urself that

 

   Kiba: also why do u want to find ur dad a boyfriend? U wanna hear all there Icha Icha reenactment in the room next to you 👀

 

   Naruto: Dude?? EWW?

   

 

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