Not the sharpest tool in the shed

Naruto (Anime & Manga)
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
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Chapter 1

                                                                 -@Foxyboy has created a group chat-                                                                           

                                                   -@Foxyboy has named the groupchat "Mickey-Mouse slaughterhouse"
                                                   -@Foxyboy has added @Emoboy, @pinkypie, @knifebitch and 8 other people-

 

 

           Sasuke: what the hell is this

 

           Naruto: a group chat :)

 

           Shikamaru: can i leave

 

           Shikamaru: i wanna leave

 

           Naruto: no :p

 

           Shikamaru: what a drag...

 

           Sakura: What is this grp name..

 

           Naruto: I thought it was funny 👉👈

          

           Sasuke: nothing u do is funny

 

           Naruto: ouch

 

           Naruto: u love me tho

 

           Sasuke: u wish

 

           Ino: stop flirting ew

 

          Sakura: Ino is right, just kiss already ;P

 

          Hinata: Oh. Hi everyone ☺️

 

          Ino: Hi bbg 🌸💓

 

          Sakura: Heyyy princess ૮₍˃̵֊ ˂̵ ₎ა

 

          Naruto: wow

 

          Naruto: I dare say hi to Sakura and she nearly hits me in the face, Hinata says hi and now yall are all cutesy and nice 😑

 

          Sakura: Well, that's because everyone loves Hinata and she's perfect.

 

         Kiba: GAY

 

         Kiba: but I agree with sakura

 

        Shino: obviously you do -_-

 

        Ino: WOW A WILD SHINO HAS APPEARED

 

       Shino: and u will never see me again

 

       Shino: ...

 

       Shino: why can't I leave?

 

      Naruto: a magician never reveals its secret 🤫

 

      Sasuke: he thought he ate with that

 

      Naruto: stfu emo gay boy

 

      Naruto: "um what is color?🌑🖤🔪💔⛓️‍💥"

 

     Sasuke: count ur days...

 

     Naruto: :P

 

    Neji: What is this, and why am I in it?

 

    Neji: Why is my phone blowing up at 2 am?

 

    Neji: And why are you guys awake on a thursday night?

 

    Naruto: So its a grp chat

 

    Naruto: and ur in it because ur Lees friend and my spiritual sister potential boyfriend 😇

 

    Naruto: also what a healthy sleeping schedule!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

 

    Neji answered too "and ur in it because ur..." : what

 

    Naruto: WAIT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

 

    Naruto: SOMEONE HELP

 

    Ino: ur on ur own 

 

    Sakura: Never willingly anger the Hyuga 

 

    Naruto: SO NOW SASUKE IS PLANNING ON KILLING ME AND NEJI IS GIVING ME HIS DEATH GLARE

 

    Naruto: I CAN FEEL IT FROM MY HOUSE

 

    Lee: even I cannot help u with this unyouthfull experience 😓

 

    Naruto: HELPPP

 

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-7.02 am-

 

   Chouji: so what was going on?

 

   Tenten: I'm not sure I wanna know, I was sleeping

 

   Shikamaru: great he wasnt joking when he said we couldnt leave

 

   Lee: HELLO MY YOUTHFULL COMPANIONS

 

   Lee: READY FOR THIS YOUTFULL DAY OF CLASS??

 

   Neji: Dear Kami, please help me through this for I have already suffered plenty.

             

           

 

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