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The sound of crickets from the open window, the closet fyodor will ever get to touching grass and rapid fast typing filled the small stuffy, almost empty room. It was almost midnight as Fyodor was arguing online, sweating and breathing heavily. Fyodor sounded like a dying fish as he kept gasping like there was no oxygen in the room even though there was a lot of oxygen he was just being a little bitch at the moment. He kept grunting as he slammed down on as his keyboard, shaking the desk, he lost the argument. Taking a moment to calm down, he noticed he came from his pants, and cheese came out???? thats crazy, not gay though even though he was arguing with a guy named nikolai over the internet. Suddenly he realized!!! A gallizion rats ran into the room surrounding him, making him the rat king.
The rats and mice squeaked presumably heiling their new rat kin. This was shocking, fyodor was never loved by anybody ever. Even his own parents left him. Then the squeaking stopped and all the rats disappeared as Chad (dazai) broke into his room on the 2nd story through the wall like Kool aid man. The ambience ruined. Fyodors mood ruined. And most importantly the wall is ruined and broken 🙁. "My wall!!" Fyodor screamed in anguish. He loved the wall it was like his second woman figure in his life that is still there, he loved the wall, he licked the wall, he humped the wall, and he even remember the nights where he got so lonely that he made love to the wall. Dazai did not care for fyodors feelings on the wall, always haunting his thoughts. It made fyodor go insane it felt like when you have really bad aim in a shooter game and then everyone makes fun of you, even though it wasn’t even you’re fault there was a hacker! It wasn’t fair everyone blamed him when he was really frame but none of it mattered anyway he became a hac eer instead like boo fyodor, kill yourself fyodor, fyodor you fucking suck, your ass at this and YOUR ass is FLAT buddy, fyodor sign my balls fyodor. It made fyodor livid, this was the last straw... of many that he had kept stored away in his little drawer. Dazai walked into the room calmly before stomping on fyodors gamer set up. "No!! Anything but my gaming set up!!!!" He shouted, but dazai once again did not care. “Oh boo hoo playing games is for beta cucks and becky from down the street, I’m a alpha fuck, REAL alpha males would NEVER play games, they WIN them and your acting like a sore loser. “ Dazai kept nodding leaning forward. Dazai has never ever played games on multiple of his somehow always crazy girlfriends that soured like a lemon when they broke up. They have never tried to electrocute, torture, assassinate, bomb, or kidnap Dazai. Ever. Dazai focused back, Why should dazai care about a beta males feelings anyway? He wasn't even trying to fight him, already giving up like a common beta male, oh all these beta males dazai stepped over, he was definitely not compensating for something wrong in his life. Oh no, dazai was very alpha and alpha. And alpha.
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Well who needs other descriptions and “unique” traits when you're an alpha??? Thats all that really matters even if you drink every night because nobody would love the real you. Fyodor was far gone he started banging his head on the walll, stilling coming cheese. "You want me to stop?? How about you start acting like you deserve respect and stop acting like a submissive breedable beta male!!" "erm that's actually the omega male, omega males are um actually the submissive ones, and I'm not submissive,... heh i would know because I’ve read lots of omegaverse" fyodor corrected him as blood poured down his forhead, it was true he did read a lot ofk omegaverse, he wanted to become an alpha this was the ONLY way. "Shut the fuck up!" Dazai raised his voice, " This is why you're parents left you, you fucking beta!!" Dazai punched fyodor straight in the face just like what dazai did to akutagawa earlier. Grrr that's it!! Fyodor has had enough, he was PISSED "h-heh-hey!
"Shut up beta! IM doing the talking here, if you're going to interrupt interrupt like an alpha." Dazai spit on his ground floor watching as his spot phased through the second story and onto the floor down below. Fyodor whimpered, mumbling, "you want me to speak like an alpha?? Fine! I'll speak to you like an alpha then. " dazai stood there waiting as fyodor got the courage to stand up. "Boo." Dazai half shouted, "gah!!!" Fyodor screamed and pounced back almost tripping and falling. He stepped on his cam cheese.
Getting up fyodor "alright I've had enough!!! You think you're so high and mighty well I think you're really just a loner but instead of acting pathetic like me you act pathetic by acting like you're better than everyone else well I-!!" Dazai started sweating he was right, fyodor kept talking and insulting dazai. He didn't expect him to actually argue back. Normally fyodor just covers his ears and says ngh-no!! " My parents might have left me but where are yours huh?? Please tell me I need to fuck your mom like you did mine to get back at you" Fyodor finished it off, finishing like I finsh whenever dazai pops up on the screen.
Dazai was stunned, fyodor heh'd inside, the only thing fyodor has eve been inside, as fyodor continued speaking, "I managed to stun you didn-TT" fyodors voice cracked, he turned red. Dazai bursted out laughing, trying to calm down from his laughing fit dazai started jerking off?!!???!??!??!?!??!???!????????!?!??!??!??!?!!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
Right in front of fyodor. Damn, dazai had a dick and it was dick shaped and looked like a dick because it was the male anatomy. Of a dick. Fyodor alos had a dick and it was also very dick shaped because I know what they look like.
Dazai kept laughing, it wasn’t working so very generously fyodor made him stop by also jerking him off. “Oh thanks dude.”
“Your welco-”
“Wait no!” Dazai also slapped fyodors hand and his balls off in response because fyodor was talking without an alphas permission. Dont worry though fyodors balls bounced back in place. Unlike anything in dazais life they always left him this made dazai scowl. “Don’t talk back to me like your ont he same alpha level as me you beta, ” Dazai spoke to the beta, beta fyodor whimpered trying to speak but his voice cracke again,
"Heh, whatever, anyways I knew it you just proved you could NEVER be an alpha like me the alpha male with a podcast, one which you could never have! " Gasping fyodor gripped his head he messed up, he messed up badly and now dazai would tell this story to his podcast and everyone will laugh at him. Doh!! Two L's and one night. Fyodor banged his head on the wall again but then realized dazai broke the wall earlier almost falling to his death and walked to the other wall and smashed his head on it. and the glass bottles on the shelf. One hard smash caused fyodor to pass out as he hit all of the glass shards along the way.