Harry Potter is a Little Shit FanFiction

Serpentine Brilliance

Serpentine Brilliance

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter & Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott & Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter
Tags
Dark Harry Potter Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Slytherin Harry Potter Magically Powerful Harry Potter Protective Minerva McGonagall Smart Harry Potter Harry Potter is a Little Shit POV Harry Potter BAMF Minerva McGonagall Healer Harry Potter Sassy Harry Potter Harry Potter Leaves the Dursley Family
Harry Potter, forced to hide his intellect from a young age, grows into a brilliant and calculating mind shaped by survival. At Hogwarts, he is Sorted into Slytherin, where ambition and cunning sharpen his talents further. But he’s not dark for the s...
Emerald Rule

Emerald Rule

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F/M
M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson,
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Albus Dumbledore Bashing Established Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter Regulus Black is Bad at Feelings Canon Rewrite Regulus Black Lives Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship Established Sirius Black/Remus Lupin James Potter is So Whipped James Potter Lives Lily Evans Potter Lives
After Narcissa Malfoy sacrifices her life to save her son, Regulus Black vows to protect the boy by keeping him safely out of sight from Albus Dumbledore and the rest of Wizarding high society. Ten years later, Draco is finally ready to attend his fi...
Moony & Bambi (Rewrite)

Moony & Bambi (Rewrite)

Gen
Multi
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin & Harry Potter, Remus Lupin & Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin & Mary Macdonald
Tags
Other Additional Tags to Be Added Implied/Referenced Torture Everyone Needs A Hug Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Implied/Referenced Character Death Harry Potter Needs a Hug Remus Lupin Needs a Hug Protective Remus Lupin Harry Potter is a Little Shit Remus Lupin Raises Harry Potter Remus Lupin & Mary Macdonald Friendship Baby Harry
His life fell apart on Halloween.All of their lives did.Yet despite it all, Remus manages to pick himself up and take Harry away from the Dursleys, Dumbledore's plans be dammed.That's his pup, not Dumbledore's.And he's going to raise him right.
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Tunnels

Harry Potter and the Slytherin Tunnels

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M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Barty Crouch Jr., Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin, Cedric Diggory, Millicent Bulstrode, Lee Jordan (Harry Potter),
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Humor Blood and Violence POV Multiple Elemental Magic Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter) Protective Draco Malfoy Sirius Black Free from Azkaban Harry Potter is Lord of Multiple Noble Houses Good Barty Crouch Jr.
Harry has a family, loving and supportive. His Papa Zio (Barty Crouch Junior) cleared his name, got his godfather out of prison, and his closeness to Severus Snape has him as an uncle, and Remus Lupin came in to help free Sirius stays in the picture...
It's not everything, it's something

It's not everything, it's something

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G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Minor Characters, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy & Narcissa Black Malfoy, Draco Malfoy & Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy & Lucius Malfoy & Narcissa Black Malfoy
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Anal Sex Oral Sex Not Canon Compliant Explicit Sexual Content Explicit Consent Bad Parent Lucius Malfoy Birthday Author Is Sleep Deprived enjoy :) Bottom Draco Malfoy Moving Leather Jackets
Finally 18 and finally free, Draco takes control of his life. He ends up in a bar, flirting with Potter of all people. He intended to just go out and quickly fuck someone, even if that someone is his old nemesis. That's not Harry's plan though.
Letters From The Past

Letters From The Past

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Bill Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, Merope Gaunt, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Petunia Evans Dursley, Dudley Dursley,
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Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Master of Death Harry Potter Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter) Harry Potter is a Little Shit Immortal Harry Potter Manipulative Tom Riddle Harry Potter is Lord Peverell Human Voldemort (Harry Potter) Stalker Harry Potter Master & Servant Tom Riddle has a stalker Tom Riddle Has a Different Name
Tom riddle prided himself on being untouchable. He was power incarnate, A storm disguised in human skin. he moved through the world like a shadow, unseen, unless he chose otherwise. Every step, every breath was calculated. No one knew him. Not truly....
King's Coven

King's Coven

F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
Multi
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Colin Creevey, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas,
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Powerful Harry Potter Reincarnation Harry Potter is a Little Shit BAMF Neville Longbottom Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter Friendship King Arthur Pendragon (Arthurian Myth) Powerful Merlin (Merlin) Powerful Neville Longbottom
The Ghost

The Ghost

F/M
Gen
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott,
Tags
Self-Insert Kind Of Alternate Universe Harry Potter is So Done Worldbuilding Golden Trio | Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship Harry Potter is a Little Shit Harry Potter Has a Twin Severus Snape is So Done semi The MC dreams about the books from his past life sometimes Dumbledore is always jolly
He dreamed about books. He dreamed about Hogwarts. He dreamed about so much more. Yet these dreams were sometimes muddled up in his mind outside of his sleep and so many details in his world were different from them. He only had a few goals—become st...
The Riddle Within

The Riddle Within

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Parvati Patil, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Horace Slughorn, Lavender Brown
Tags
Crack One Shot Short One Shot Harry Potter is a Little Shit Halloween Holiday: Samhain Impersonation
It's halloween and Harry is bored. He needs some fun. His life is unbelievably serious. And so he decides to go to Slughorn's halloween party as Tom Riddle. What could go wrong?
The Blackthorn Chronicles - Book 1: Hesperus

The Blackthorn Chronicles - Book 1: Hesperus

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G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Vampire Knight (Anime & Manga)
Characters
Harry Potter, Original Non-Human Character(s), Death (Harry Potter), Cross Yuuki, Kiryuu Zero, Kuran Kaname, Aidou Hanabusa, Cross Kaien, Kuran Kaname/Harry Potter, Kiryuu Ichiru, Kain Akatsuki, Souen Ruka,
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Blood and Gore Pining Out of Character Resolved Sexual Tension Self-Indulgent Sexual Tension Yearning Late Night Conversations Human Experimentation Female Harry Potter Slytherin Harry Potter Blood Drinking
Vespera Potter never believed in things like fate, or destiny. How could she, if her life was such an endless tragedy? Yet, her most recent assignment to Japan would teach her otherwise. Sometimes, some things are just meant to be, and some others ne...
To be a Father, more than just blood

To be a Father, more than just blood

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M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Harry Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter
Tags
French Regulus Black Regulus Black Speaks French Harry Potter is a Little Shit Regulus Black is Harry Potter's Parent Lily Evans Potter Bashing Regulus Black and James Potter Raise Harry Potter Sick Harry Potter
I was inspired my that scene from grey's anatomy where Arizona talks about how Sophia is her child. I'm not usually one for lily bashing cause I think Lily is a really cool character but for this fic it was what worked best in my brainWhen Harry ends...
A little Hobby (slightly extended)

A little Hobby (slightly extended)

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter/Parties, Harry Potter/Drinking, mentioned Dean Thomas - Character
Tags
BAMF Harry Potter Social Media Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Harry Potter is a Little Shit Implied/Referenced Underage Drinking Clubbing Implied/Referenced Underage Sex Himbo Harry Potter it's not mentioned tho
As the title says this is a slightly extended version of the original one I did I just changed the wording a bit 🤷
A Silent Cry in the Dark: Lost & Found

A Silent Cry in the Dark: Lost & Found

Gen
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy's Owl, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Blaise Zabini,
Tags
Blood and Injury Blood Emotional Hurt/Comfort Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Mild Hurt/Comfort Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics I'm Bad At Tagging Comfort No Hurt Tags Are Hard Slytherin Harry Potter My First Work in This Fandom Good Draco Malfoy
It had started with pain—unbearable, burning pain that tore through his limbs as if his own body was ripping itself apart. He had screamed so loudly that he was surprised the Dursleys hadn’t called the police.His bones had shifted, his body had resha...
Nothing Less Than Irrevocably Enraged

Nothing Less Than Irrevocably Enraged

Gen
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter Characters
Tags
Angst Hurt No Comfort Harry Potter is So Done Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Ron Weasley Bashing enjoy :) Harry Potter Needs a Hug Harry Potter is a Little Shit Hogwarts Fifth Year Harry Potter Deserves Better harry potter is fucking angry this is really short
For Harry, being cared for was nothing more than a dystopian dream he would curate as a child. A dream that was fabricated alongside abrasive lemon scented chemicals and the itchiness of a quilt far too small for an already malnourished boy.So yes, H...
A Weasley Witch's Guide to Survival

A Weasley Witch's Guide to Survival

F/F
Gen
Multi
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Hermione Granger & Original Female Character(s), Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Harry Potter Characters, Weasley Family (Harry Potter) & Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter & Original Female Character(s), Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, Gemma Farley/Original Female Character(s), Gemma Farley/Rhiannon Weasley, Fabian Prewett,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Reincarnation ish Canon Era BAMF Rhiannon Weasley Protective Weasley Family (Harry Potter) Good Weasley Family (Harry Potter) Misguided Albus Dumbledore Abused Harry Potter Rhiannon can see Spirits which are different from ghosts
Rhiannon Weasley isn't supposed to exist, she knows this to be the truth. She also knows she's in a book series, where bad things happen to her younger siblings. Not everything lines up with her knowledge though of the canon. Fortunately, for her sh...
Honorary Orcling

Honorary Orcling

Multi
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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
Characters
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter & orcs, Orc(s)
Tags
Creature Harry Potter Age Regression/De-Aging Harry Potter is a Little Shit Child Harry Potter Third Age of Arda (Tolkien) Elves Orcs The Eldar (Tolkien) Fangorn Forest (Tolkien) Ents (Tolkien) De-Aged Harry Potter Isengard (Tolkien)
There are plenty of stories of Harry among the elves, among the dwarves of the man of Arda, but do we have one of him among the orcs? I don’t think so.After being transported to Middle Earth Harry stumbles across an Orc. Not that he knows what this n...
Aes

Aes

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Diary Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Dursley Family & Harry Potter, Horcrux/Harry Potter
Tags
Child Abuse AU Horcruxes Tom Riddle's Diary Harry Potter Needs a Hug Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort Tom Riddle is Obsessed with Harry Potter Harry Potter In Love Harry Potter is a Little Shit Well - Freeform Tom Riddle is So Done Harry Potter Leaves the Dursley Family
When Harry Potter returns to the Dursley's over the summerbreak, he has a new book in his possession; a diary. A diary he has never seen before, from someone he has never heard of before.It gets even better when the diary writes back to him - freeing...
The Polyjuice Problem

The Polyjuice Problem

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, British Minister for Magic (Harry Potter)
Tags
Domestic Fluff Attempt at Humor Chaos Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy Rumors Harry Potter is a Little Shit Gay Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship Polyjuice Potion (Harry Potter) Ministry of Magic Employee Harry Potter
Harry and Draco both take experimental Polyjuice Potions—only to accidentally swap bodies for a week. They have no choice but to live each other’s lives, which leads to Harry being very confused by Draco’s skincare routine and Draco horrified by Harr...
Quando os padrões são quebrados

Quando os padrões são quebrados

Gen
M/M
Multi
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Gellert Grindelwald, Luna Lovegood, Minor Characters, Theodore Nott, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Theodore Nott & Harry Potter, Hedwig (Harry Potter),
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Torture Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Retelling Canon Rewrite Animal Sacrifice The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black Harry Potter is a Little Shit Rituals Morally Grey Harry Potter The Dark Arts (Harry Potter) Arithmancy (Harry Potter)
Depois de dois anos de tentativas de assassinato e verões terríveis, cartas sinistras do Ministério e de adultos que agem como se se importassem, mas nunca fazem nada, Harry decide agarrar o basilisco pelos chifres. Nas poucas semanas que tem antes d...
The Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Longbottom

The Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Longbottom

F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Harry Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Regulus Black/James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Regulus Black/Lily Evans Potter,
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Albus Dumbledore Bashing Female Harry Potter Good Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Needs a Hug Harry Potter is Lord of Multiple Noble Houses Harry Potter is a Little Shit Good Narcissa Black Malfoy Protective Neville Longbottom Goblins & Goblin Culture (Harry Potter) Wizarding Politics (Harry Potter)
She had a feeling her life was going to be flipped on her head after they left this room.