Sassy Harry Potter FanFiction

Serpentine Brilliance

Serpentine Brilliance

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter & Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott & Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter
Tags
Dark Harry Potter Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Slytherin Harry Potter Magically Powerful Harry Potter Protective Minerva McGonagall Smart Harry Potter Harry Potter is a Little Shit POV Harry Potter BAMF Minerva McGonagall Healer Harry Potter Sassy Harry Potter Harry Potter Leaves the Dursley Family
Harry Potter, forced to hide his intellect from a young age, grows into a brilliant and calculating mind shaped by survival. At Hogwarts, he is Sorted into Slytherin, where ambition and cunning sharpen his talents further. But he’s not dark for the s...
Whisky For The Wicked

Whisky For The Wicked

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13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Characters
Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Happy Hogan, Thor (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes/Harry Potter
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Tony Stark Has a Heart Sleepy Cuddles Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting Harry Potter is Tony Stark's Biological Child Genius Harry Potter Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes Protective Bucky Barnes Sassy Harry Potter Bucky Barnes Feels Tony Stark Is Bad at Feelings Sassy Tony Stark
Harry Potter, genius, snarky, hoodie-thieving gremlin with a caffeine dependency and cuddle addiction, moves to New York looking for quiet. What he finds instead is Tony Stark, a sentient tower full of emotionally constipated superheroes, and the jaw...
King of Hufflepuff

King of Hufflepuff

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Abraxas Malfoy, Barty Crouch Jr., Orion Black,
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Fluff Not Canon Compliant Getting Together Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter) Possessive Tom Riddle Master of Death Harry Potter Possessive Harry Potter Sassy Harry Potter Harry Potter is Lord Peverell Tom Riddle is Lord Slytherin The Deathly Hallows
Tom thinks he has his life under control. Turns out it is, but more under Harry's control than his own. He can't be upset about it, not really. Not when Harry isn't upset at him for keeping his "cult" a secret.Orion and Abraxas are Harry's favorit...
Finding Equilibrium

Finding Equilibrium

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley/George Weasley, Hermione Granger/George Weasley
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Fluff Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Fluff and Angst BAMF Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Bashing No Smut Fred Weasley Lives Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Sassy Harry Potter Harry is a Little Shit Possessive George Weasley Soft Fred Weasley
Fred and George fall in love with Hermione at different points in their life. Will the stars align and allow them both to have the life they never imagined was a possibility?Hermione falls in love with Fred and George at different phases of her life...
Sink your teeth into my flesh

Sink your teeth into my flesh

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Gellert Grindelwald, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore & Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Armando Dippet,
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Fluff Slow Burn Fluff and Crack Time Travel Crack Treated Seriously Harry Potter is So Done Kinda Harry Potter Needs a Hug Possessive Tom Riddle Tom Riddle is His Own Warning Master of Death Harry Potter slight angst
Harry (17) is Thrown 50 years into the past where he becomes the Assistant D.A.D.A teacher to Galatea Merrythought (Harassing Headmaster Dippet and Professor Albus Dumbledore into giving him a place to stay while he figures out what to do)What he do...
The Hope That We Hold

The Hope That We Hold

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood,
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Angst Suicidal Thoughts Not Canon Compliant Character Death Other Additional Tags to Be Added Murder Getting Together Angst with a Happy Ending Hurt/Comfort Falling In Love Attempted Murder Late Night Conversations
This is a half-blood prince rewrite were Harry and Draco end up falling in love with each other through late night conversations, with all that is going on around them and the war looming they will have to try and understand each other. They start of...
To Love Is To Destroy

To Love Is To Destroy

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Tags
Fluff Angst Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Slow Burn Eventual Smut Nightmares Alternate Universe - Soulmates Trauma Panic Attacks Hogwarts Sixth Year Abused Harry Potter Sassy Harry Potter
Harry was relieved to be back at Hogwarts for his sixth year. At least, he was until Ron got a girlfriend and Hermione lost her mind over it. Typical chaos ensues.Severus just wants one year where he can relax. With no unbreakable vows and Voldemort...
When Harry Used Common Sense

When Harry Used Common Sense

Gen
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Dolores Umbridge, Susan Bones, NONE., Other Gryffindors, Other Hufflepufs, Other Slytherins
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Dolores Umbridge Being an Asshole Sassy Harry Potter Dolores Umbridge Bashing Harry Potter has common sense And He Uses It
Harry uses common sense during his first class with Umbridge, but still manages to get detentions and lose house points, but atleast, he is a delusional liar anymore!
Mischief 101: A Guide To Troublemaking

Mischief 101: A Guide To Troublemaking

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley,
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Found Family Marauders Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting Fred Weasley Lives Peter Pettigrew is a Marauder Indian Harry Potter Sassy Harry Potter Harry Potter is Not the Boy-Who-Lived James Potter and Lily Evans Potter are Harry Potter's Parents Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings Minister for Magic Tom Riddle Protective Fred Weasley
With a mischievous streak inherited from his father and godfather, Harry is more than ready to take on Hogwarts.Luckily, he won’t be going alone. His childhood best friends, Fred and George Weasley, are already third-years, and Harry fully intends to...
Potions and pure chaos

Potions and pure chaos

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Students, Gryffindor Students
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Humor Chaos Female Harry Potter Detention Sassy Harry Potter
Astra Potter, Gryffindor’s troublemaker, spends a potions class mocking Snape with glitter-filled potions, sarcastic comments, and life advice. By the end, she racks up lost points, earns detention, and leaves Snape questioning his career choices.
Yes, Chef

Yes, Chef

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Andromeda Black Tonks, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley,
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Anal Sex Explicit Language Not Canon Compliant Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Fluff and Angst Explicit Sexual Content Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Drinking Anal Fingering Happy Ending Dom/sub Undertones Bottom Draco Malfoy
It's been ten years since the war and life didn't turn out how Harry Potter thought, but he couldn't imagine it being any different.He's running an extremely successful fine dining restaurant at twenty eight after completing culinary school. With thi...
The Emancipation of Hadrian Jameson Arcturus Potter-Black

The Emancipation of Hadrian Jameson Arcturus Potter-Black

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M/M
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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Bill Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore,
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BAMF Harry Potter Albus Dumbledore Bashing Ron Weasley Bashing Sirius Black Lives Ginny Weasley Bashing Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter) Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship Sirius Black Free from Azkaban Harry Potter is Lord of Multiple Noble Houses Bisexual Harry Potter Smart Harry Potter Harry Potter is a Little Shit
Harry Potter feels his magic change after his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. He doesn’t know what it means but he won’t have to wait long to find out. He realizes that he has been kept in the dark and was stolen from. Now that is going to chang...
The Proposal

The Proposal

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Rita Skeeter, Kreacher (Harry Potter), Draco Malfoy & Narcissa Black Malfoy, Draco Malfoy & Lucius Malfoy
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Smut Fluff Angst Fluff and Smut Comedy Gay Panic Romantic Comedy Fake/Pretend Relationship Sassy Harry Potter Sassy Draco Malfoy
What happens when an unexpected proposal leads to the most unconventional love story in the wizarding world? Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, two former rivals, are forced into a fake engagement for the sake of Draco's career. But what starts as a mere...
My Elderly Neighbor, the Dark Lord's Mother.

My Elderly Neighbor, the Dark Lord's Mother.

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Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Voldemort
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Crack Tags May Change but not really Harry Potter is So Done Possessive Tom Riddle Helena is not Tom's Bio mom Voldemort was adopted But he's still the dark lord we know and love? Sassy Harry Potter What is this? I have no idea :3 Spawned from the depths of the ocean ignore plot holes
Harry moves into a small apartment complex in a nicer part of Britain. He really just needed a break, but fate had a few other ideas.Or,Harry moves into the apartment across from the Dark Lord's Mother, and she has decided that Harry would make a gre...
Master of Shadows

Master of Shadows

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin & Harry Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin, Sirius Black & Harry Potter,
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Canon-Typical Violence Time Travel Temporary Character Death Canonical Character Death Alternate Universe Second Chances Character Development Dark Magic Time Travel Fix-It Golden Trio | Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship Master of Death Harry Potter Sassy Harry Potter
The parchment felt warm in his hands as he whispered, “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”The map unfolded, and Harry’s eyes darted across its surface. There it was: his name, right next to Ron’s in the dormitory. And there, in the dungeons, w...
Born to Die

Born to Die

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Original Muggle Character(s), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Slytherin Students, Harry Potter & Slytherin Students, background Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
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Angst Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Slow Burn Other Additional Tags to Be Added BAMF Harry Potter Title from a Lana Del Rey Song Unreliable Narrator Powerful Harry Potter Albus Dumbledore Bashing Slytherin Harry Potter Indian Harry Potter Slytherins Being Slytherins
From a very young age Harry was told he would amount to nothing. Yet, his life had unfolded in ways no one could have foreseen—beautifully chaotic, brutally poetic, and, in the end, a tragedy for the books.Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived, Born to Die...
If Only I Could Wake You Up(if only I could fall asleep)

If Only I Could Wake You Up(if only I could fall asleep)

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley,
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Depression Suicidal Thoughts Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Panic Attacks Anxiety Harry Potter is So Done Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent Albus Dumbledore Bashing Good Slytherins Ron Weasley Bashing
Harry Potter is sick of putting on a show and playing into the golden boy facade. Everyone will see what they want so what’s the point of pretending? He finally starts to show the parts of him that aren’t so perfect.Or:Harry apparates into the Slythe...
Chase in a maze

Chase in a maze

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
Tags
Teasing Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins Magically Powerful Harry Potter Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter) Sassy Harry Potter Sane Tom Riddle Chasing Chases Very playful Harry Voldemort is seduced/intrigued Voldemort finds an equal Chat gpt wrote it
Voldemot wins and is the leader of Great Britain while Harry lived in another country unaware of everything. After being old enough, he comes to Voldemort leading him to a chase.P.S. Saw many people try to make chat gpt write a decent fanfiction and...
Harry Potter And A-… Stone.?

Harry Potter And A-… Stone.?

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick, Rubeus Hagrid,
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Angst Attempt at Humor Child Abuse Hogwarts Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Sarcastic Harry Potter Metamorphmagus Harry Potter Harry Potter Has ADHD Sassy Harry Potter Harry Potter Has Long Hair Chaotic Harry Potter
Sorry in advance for any spelling mistakes or uh wassit called. Grammar that’s it any grammar mistakes 🫶🫶I also pick up and drop things quickly but I’m going to set like 100 timers so I won’t (hopefully) just drop the fic halfway done but if I do s...
Peace by Vengeance

Peace by Vengeance

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Luna Lovegood, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Theodore Nott,
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Angst Other Additional Tags to Be Added Enemies to Lovers Jealousy Alternate Universe Harry Potter is So Done How Do I Tag Slytherin Harry Potter Harry Potter Needs a Hug Possessive Tom Riddle Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort Sarcastic Harry Potter
“I must say,” The man began, eyes entirely fixed on Harry—like he was a precious shiny jewel in a collection of dull stones; Harry didn't like how this man was looking at him. “I’m a big fan of your work.”What exactly had he meant by that?Harry raise...