Sarcastic Harry Potter FanFiction

๐๐Ž๐‘๐ ๐“๐Ž ๐ƒ๐ˆ๐„;สœแด˜

๐๐Ž๐‘๐ ๐“๐Ž ๐ƒ๐ˆ๐„;สœแด˜

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling DCU (Comics)
Characters
Harry Potter, Jonathan Kent, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Stephanie Brown, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Barbara Gordon, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black,
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Good Parent Bruce Wayne Good Sibling Jason Todd Child Abuse Dark Harry Potter Female Harry Potter Magically Powerful Harry Potter Good Draco Malfoy Morally Grey Albus Dumbledore Golden Trio | Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship Sarcastic Harry Potter Abused Harry Potter Good Parent Selina Kyle
๐ƒ๐‚ โ”€ ๐‡๐ โ”Š โ› ๐๐Ž๐‘๐ ๐“๐Ž ๐ƒ๐ˆ๐„ โœย !ยกโœงโˆ˜* เณƒ โ‹†๏ฝกหš.โ€ง ๐ฃ๐š๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐จ๐๐ ๐ฑ ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฆ!๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐ฒ โœงโˆ˜* เณƒ โ‹†๏ฝกหš.โ”€โ”€ ๐–ถ๐– ๐–ณ๐–ข๐–ง ๐–ณ๐–ง๐–ค ๐–ฌ๐–ฎ๐–ต๐–จ๐–ค๐–ฒ โ ๐–ง๐–ฏ ๐– ๐–ญ๐–ฃ ๐–ฃ๐–ขโž ๐–ฟ๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฟ๐—‚๐–ผ๐—๐—‚๐—ˆ๐—‡.ย โ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐š ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐จ.๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐š ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ค.๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐š ๐ญ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ.๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐๐ž๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ.โžJason Todd neve...
When i was fourteen (i had my first love)

When i was fourteen (i had my first love)

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Cho Chang, Viktor Krum, Draco Malfoy/Original Male Character(s)
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Fluff Angst Original Character(s) Humor Domestic Fluff Attempt at Humor Chaos First Kiss Enemies to Lovers Jealousy Angst and Humor Hogwarts
Prompt: When Durmstrang boys started flirting with Draco Malfoy and Harry gets jealous and ask him to Yule ball
Amortentia

Amortentia

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M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Seamus Finnigan
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Fluff Hurt/Comfort References to Depression No Smut Author Is Sleep Deprived Spin the Bottle Amortentia Potion (Harry Potter) Sarcastic Harry Potter Quidditch Seven Minutes In Heaven Game Love Potion/Spell
Harry is so done with this year before it even starts. Eighth year begins with a bang as parties and new friendships are found. Follow Harry and Draco's journey through their path to love.
If Only I Could Wake You Up(if only I could fall asleep)

If Only I Could Wake You Up(if only I could fall asleep)

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley,
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Depression Suicidal Thoughts Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Panic Attacks Anxiety Harry Potter is So Done Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent Albus Dumbledore Bashing Good Slytherins Ron Weasley Bashing
Harry Potter is sick of putting on a show and playing into the golden boy facade. Everyone will see what they want so whatโ€™s the point of pretending? He finally starts to show the parts of him that arenโ€™t so perfect.Or:Harry apparates into the Slythe...
Harry Potter And A-โ€ฆ Stone.?

Harry Potter And A-โ€ฆ Stone.?

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick, Rubeus Hagrid,
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Angst Attempt at Humor Child Abuse Hogwarts Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Sarcastic Harry Potter Metamorphmagus Harry Potter Harry Potter Has ADHD Sassy Harry Potter Harry Potter Has Long Hair Chaotic Harry Potter
Sorry in advance for any spelling mistakes or uh wassit called. Grammar thatโ€™s it any grammar mistakes ๐Ÿซถ๐ŸซถI also pick up and drop things quickly but Iโ€™m going to set like 100 timers so I wonโ€™t (hopefully) just drop the fic halfway done but if I do s...
Peace by Vengeance

Peace by Vengeance

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Luna Lovegood, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Theodore Nott,
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Angst Other Additional Tags to Be Added Enemies to Lovers Jealousy Alternate Universe Harry Potter is So Done How Do I Tag Slytherin Harry Potter Harry Potter Needs a Hug Possessive Tom Riddle Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort Sarcastic Harry Potter
โ€œI must say,โ€ The man began, eyes entirely fixed on Harryโ€”like he was a precious shiny jewel in a collection of dull stones; Harry didn't like how this man was looking at him. โ€œIโ€™m a big fan of your work.โ€What exactly had he meant by that?Harry raise...
How the hell did i fall in love this time?<3

How the hell did i fall in love this time?<3

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,
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Fluff Harry Potter is So Done Past Regulus Black/James Potter Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Sort Of No Smut Underage Drinking Funny Cute Ending POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Sarcastic Harry Potter
(title from valentine by laufey)When Draco finds out he has to tutor Harry, he expects to hate it. He still hates it, but not the way he thought he would. He hates that he loves it, making Harry laugh, to see that pure sparkle in Harryโ€™s bright virid...
Fraudulent

Fraudulent

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Dudley Dursley,
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Modern AU Mild Language Comedy Sarcastic Harry Potter soft fluff updated tags will be added sassy characters Suggestive smut Detective Tom Riddle College Student Hermione Granger Potter wealth traumatic backgrounds
Harry remembers.The dark room with its ten foot length and four foot width.He remembers the man with his giant form. How heโ€™d only come in when Harry couldnโ€™t stand anymore.When he could not longer count the cracks in the walls. The edges that broke...
The Marauders, The Golden Trio, The Prisoner Of Azkaban And The Goblet Of Fire..Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong..Right.?

The Marauders, The Golden Trio, The Prisoner Of Azkaban And The Goblet Of Fire..Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong..Right.?

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Pomona Sprout, Lily Evans,
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Angst Attempt at Humor Time Travel Child Abuse Anxiety Marauders Hogwarts Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Alternate Universe - Time Travel Sarcastic Harry Potter Metamorphmagus Harry Potter Number Twelve Grimmauld Place
๐Ÿ›‘- Hellllloooooo! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this fic is ๐Ÿซธtemporarily๐ŸซทAbandoned!๐Ÿ›‘ย -The Marauders meeting The Golden Trio oh how we love chaos with a double order of chaos!!!!!!!- Sorry in advance for any spelling mistakes or uh wassit c...
The Act of Balancing Two World

The Act of Balancing Two World

Gen
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Theodore Nott, Hogwarts Staff
Tags
BAMF Harry Potter Albus Dumbledore Bashing Slytherin Harry Potter Good Draco Malfoy Smart Harry Potter Sarcastic Harry Potter Harry Potter is a Little Shit Harry Potter is Heir to Multiple Noble Houses Harry Potter is Not a Horcrux Good Petunia Evans Dursley Harry Potter is the Heir to the House of Black Good Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
What would happen to Harry's carefully planned future? the one curated carefully by The Dursley to be an upstanding netizen? Well, Harry is everything but a quitter. See how Harry balance his education in Hogwarts and muggle world.
Garnet

Garnet

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore,
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Depression Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault Self-Harm Implied/Referenced Self-Harm PTSD Panic Attacks Anxiety Harry Potter is So Done Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent Albus Dumbledore Bashing Good Slytherins Ron Weasley Bashing
Harry Potter was a snake in a lion's pelt, what was more Slytherin than that? He was the perfect golden boy, but that mask wouldn't last long as Harry was ordered to have a resort at the beginning of his fifth year. Harry goes from Griffendore to Sly...
Mourn Me

Mourn Me

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Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Petunia Evans Dursley
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Slow Burn Found Family Minor Original Character(s) Minor Character Death Slow Build Sarcastic Harry Potter
She hated everything about him, everything that reminded Petunia of her.So whyโ€ฆ Why was his stupid-stupid green eyes the last thing she saw as her eyes gave up on her, an unbearable pain in her abdomen.There will be a better summary once I write more...
Mobius Strip

Mobius Strip

Gen
M/M
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Gellert Grindelwald, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy, Mulciber Sr. | Tom Riddle's Schoolmate, Walburga Black, Orion Black, Horace Slughorn,
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Angst BAMF Harry Potter Crack Enemies to Friends to Lovers Fluff and Crack Crack Treated Seriously Harry Potter is So Done Master of Death Harry Potter 1940s Sarcastic Harry Potter Harry Potter is a Little Shit Smitten Tom Riddle
This time, Harry was 100% sure he died and ascended because thereโ€™s just no wayโ€”no freaking way that Tom Riddle just entered the room.Tom Riddle, who was the Male lead of Of Accursed Fates : Defying DestinyTom Riddle, who was an arrogant, megalomania...
Unexpected Links

Unexpected Links

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Astoria Greengrass, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson,
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Explicit Sexual Content Enemies to Friends to Lovers Forced Proximity Romance Minor Character Death Eventual Sex Sexual Tension No Ron Weasley Bashing Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings Good Slytherins Post-Hogwarts
It's been several years since the epic battle of Hogwarts, and the golden trio are in a new phase of their lives, adapting to the inevitable changes that come with maturity. Hermione finds herself stuck in a monotonous work routine, watching longingl...
There's Always a Problem (On Hiatus)

There's Always a Problem (On Hiatus)

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Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
Tags
Character Bashing Emotional Hurt/Comfort Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Minor Character Death I'm Bad At Tagging sorry!! Dark Harry Potter Albus Dumbledore Bashing My First Fanfic Creature Harry Potter I'm Bad At Titles forced transformation
Harry Potter has strayed from Dumbledore's original plans of becoming a martyr and defeating the Dark Lord. Instead, over the summer, he gets fed up with the constant verbal and physical abuse he has go through from a day-to-day basis. And the only s...
Raised by the Night

Raised by the Night

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Other
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Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Teen Wolf (TV)
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Allison Argent, Isaac Lahey, Derek Hale, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Erica Reyes, Chris Argent,
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Powerful Harry Potter Sirius Black Lives Remus Lupin Lives Protective Sirius Black Protective Harry Potter Protective Remus Lupin Sarcastic Harry Potter POV Harry Potter Werewolf Harry Potter Protective Derek Hale Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings Harry is a Black
When the Hunters invaded their city, Talia Hale realized that four young wolves were too many to keep safe. Her brother Peter would help her with the older two, but the younger ones, unborn, would be at a huge risk.So, Talia made a hard decision. The...
La enfermedad del beso

La enfermedad del beso

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G
Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Poppy Pomfrey, Dean Thomas (mentioned)
Tags
Idiots in Love Secret Relationship Kissing Sarcastic Harry Potter Ginny is such a slytherin and no one can change my mind Smartass Ginny Weasley Smart Ginny Ron and Mione are oblivious Secret Kisses Draco is a victim in all of this lol Glee Inspired
Ginny cree que hay algo sospechoso en Harry รบltimamente, ยฟuna relaciรณn secreta, tal vez? Por lo que decide recurrir a un plan infalible (y algo maquiavรฉlico) para descubrir si su corazonada es correcta.ย Fanfiction Slash del universo de Harry Potter.C...
Ramblings of a Dying Adolescence

Ramblings of a Dying Adolescence

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F/M
M/M
G
Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy,
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Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Albus Dumbledore Bashing Good Slytherins Slytherin Harry Potter Harry Potter Needs a Hug Hermione Granger & Harry Potter Friendship Remus Lupin Needs a Hug Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter) Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship Remus Lupin is So Done Protective Minerva McGonagall
Harry knew he wasnโ€™t he smartest. At least, academically. That title went to Hermione and likely multiple Ravenclaws. One thing he was good at, though, is strategy. After years of life-or-death situations and forbidden escapades, Harry was more than...
Time for a Change

Time for a Change

Gen
M/M
G
Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Minor Characters, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Sirius Black & Harry Potter,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Gay Sirius Black Harry Potter is So Done Gay Remus Lupin Bisexual Harry Potter Sarcastic Harry Potter Number Twelve Grimmauld Place
Over the summer Harry changed a lot.Heโ€™s no longer Dumbledoreโ€™s perfect golden boy.Set after fourth yearNo dementor attack