Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things FanFiction

And historians will call it

And historians will call it

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy
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Crack Treated Seriously Studying Educational POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things History no beta we die like albus dumbledore ap world history
Draco needs to pass his Muggle Studies exam to graduate. He’s taken every test but history. Unfortunately for him, history has never been his best subject.Fortunately for him, Harry is quite educated on muggle history. And he is always happy to teach...
Draco Malfoy and the Art of Blending In (Badly)

Draco Malfoy and the Art of Blending In (Badly)

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
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Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Hermione Granger is So Done Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things POV Hermione Granger Muggle Technology Draco Malfoy Tries Muggle London Bookshop Owner Hermione Granger the standoff with the pigeon Draco vs. six loose wooden boards Draco vs. Screwdriver god help him
A tragic comedy in which Hermione Granger is both Draco Malfoy's mentor and his long-suffering babysitter.ORDraco Malfoy vs. Muggle life: a battle of wills, wits, and one very unfortunate pigeon.
Wszystko inaczej

Wszystko inaczej

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy,
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Developing Relationship Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Found Family Tags May Change Adoption Pre-Relationship Post-War Drama & Romance Feelings Realization Parenthood Protective Sirius Black Blood Magic
Czyli o tym, co wspólnego ma fakt, że Syriusz Black nigdy nie trafił do Azkabanu z tym, że Draco Malfoy nie nazwie nikogo szlamą i wie, czym jest mikrofalówka.
Draco Malfoy and the Art of Being Muggle

Draco Malfoy and the Art of Being Muggle

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Malfoy Family (Harry Potter), Granger Family (Harry Potter)
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Slow Burn Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Lucius Malfoy slowly becoming friends with Granger father???
Draco Malfoy’s worst nightmare comes true when a new Wizarding law forces him and his parents to live as Muggles for a year—specifically, in Hermione Granger’s house. Stripped of their wands, the Malfoys must endure a world of televisions, microwaves...
Hogwarts After Hours

Hogwarts After Hours

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11.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, George Weasley, Blaise Zabini,
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Mutual Pining Not Canon Compliant Enemies to Friends to Lovers Post-War Fluff and Hurt/Comfort Hermione Granger & Harry Potter Friendship Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Professor Neville Longbottom Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship Post-Battle of Hogwarts Professor Draco Malfoy Professor Hermione Granger
Being a professor at Hogwarts was supposed to be calm. Predictable, even. But between magical mishaps, inter-staff competitions that definitely should be banned, and the absolute menace that is Pansy Parkinson armed with firewhisky and bad ideas, Her...
The Intern

The Intern

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass
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Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Not Epilogue Compliant Pining Draco Malfoy Oblivious Hermione Granger
After years of working alone to update the Ministry's information on Muggles, Hermione Granger finds herself too overwhelmed by paperwork to achieve her long-term goals. Kingsley agrees to permit an unpaid internship to help her, but her working life...
Never to Keep

Never to Keep

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
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Other Additional Tags to Be Added Hurt/Comfort Enemies to Friends to Lovers Secret Relationship Psychological Trauma Banter no beta we die like men I'm Bad At Tagging Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Hogwarts Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince POV Draco Malfoy
Amidst the cacophony of battle, two figures stand frozen in their silence.They stand, arms outstretched in a hauntingly familiar way, their weapons reaching as extensions of themselves, or as extensions of each other.“Draco,” the woman breathes this...
Toothbrush

Toothbrush

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott
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Fluff One Shot Valentine's Day Moving In Together Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Established Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Flirty Theodore Nott Mischievous Harry and Ron Suzy is Smitten (Of Course!) Draco Only Knows How to Go Overboard Dental Hygiene
Draco Malfoy is determined to keep Hermione Granger at his place longer than just the night and will do whatever it takes to make it happen.or... What happens when Draco asks Harry and Ron for help asking Hermione to move in with him.
A Dose of Trouble

A Dose of Trouble

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter
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Fluff Eventual Smut Banter Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE BAMF Hermione Granger No Ron Weasley Bashing Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings Post-Hogwarts dramione - Freeform Auror Harry Potter Jealous Draco Malfoy Auror Draco Malfoy
“Give me that,” Draco snapped, snatching the vial from Theo’s hand with an air of defiance. Without a second thought, he uncorked it and downed the potion in one swift gulp.“Just to prove to you how utterly useless this is. What could possibly go wro...
Will Muggle Wonders Never Cease

Will Muggle Wonders Never Cease

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Original Muggle Character(s), Dudley Dursley
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Mutual Pining Pining Cute Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Hogwarts Eighth Year More tags later Stationary Muggle stuff Draco is a dork pens after war
With the war over there's more time. More time to explore new intrests. For Draco Malfoy, Muggle stationary and crafts. For Harry, the pure blood ex-death eater who suddenly seems obsessed with Muggle things.
A Whisper Away

A Whisper Away

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
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Grief/Mourning Dreams Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Draco Malfoy Speaks French Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings
Draco Malfoy is dead. Dead as one can be, and Harry Potter likes to dream.
How the hell did i fall in love this time?<3

How the hell did i fall in love this time?<3

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,
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Fluff Harry Potter is So Done Past Regulus Black/James Potter Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Sort Of No Smut Underage Drinking Funny Cute Ending POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Sarcastic Harry Potter
(title from valentine by laufey)When Draco finds out he has to tutor Harry, he expects to hate it. He still hates it, but not the way he thought he would. He hates that he loves it, making Harry laugh, to see that pure sparkle in Harry’s bright virid...
Draco Malfoy's Jorts

Draco Malfoy's Jorts

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott
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Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Hogwarts Eighth Year Muggle Studies all fluff Draco Malfoy Wearing Muggle Clothing Sartorial splendor Fashionista Theo Nott It's the thought that counts
Theo clapped his hands. “This is perfect. I needed a project for my Muggle Studies NEWT, and you need a suitable outfit for your date with Granger. I know just what to do.”Or, Draco is nervous about dressing appropriately for a date in Muggle London...
Malfoy's Matcha

Malfoy's Matcha

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley,
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Idiots in Love Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Post-Hogwarts POV Draco Malfoy Protective Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things POV Hermione Granger Food as a Metaphor for Love Muggle/Wizard Relations Malfoy Manor (Harry Potter) Shy Draco Malfoy Supportive Arthur Weasley
A bond over Matcha. _____________This is a WIP! I'm not sure how many chapters this will end up being but I do know I aim for it to be light and fluffy. Hoping I can make you laugh along the way too.Thank you so much for checking her out :)
Fight Or Flight

Fight Or Flight

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Original Muggle Character(s), Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson
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Fluff Not Canon Compliant Fluff and Humor Fluff and Crack Not Beta Read Post-War Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Post-Hogwarts Sassy Pansy Parkinson Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things
Hermione is flying home for Ginny's wedding, and gets an unexpected face from the past joining her on the flight. What better way to pass the time then to ask each other some traumatic, inappropriate questions? At least her mind healer would be pleas...
what if all i need is you?

what if all i need is you?

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt
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Idiots in Love Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things POV Hermione Granger Spy Draco Malfoy Inspired by "Slut!" by Taylor Swift Spoilers for Titanic A weird amount of Shrek references It's not Ron bashing but it's not NOT Ron bashing
After seven years of war, a tired, lonely Hermione Granger is tasked with collecting information from a low-level Death Eater—Draco Malfoy, of all people. She quickly discovers he's not quite the same bully from their youth, and maybe she doesn't hav...
Dreamweavers

Dreamweavers

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Harry Pott
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Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini,
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Slow Burn Eventual Smut Angst with a Happy Ending Fluff and Angst Memory Loss Post-War Slow Burn Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings Post-Hogwarts POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug
In which Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy sign up for a privately-funded study on counteracting long-term prejudice in the Wizarding community, giving up their memories of each other and of the war. As they vacation together in the countryside, each...
willow

willow

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
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Fluff Fluff and Humor Domestic Fluff Alternate Universe Love Post-War Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Slytherin Ron Weasley Bashing Forbidden Love Auror Hermione Granger
The first day he had arrived at his house in the West End, he had almost burned his hand with a toaster; the first time the phone rang, he had destroyed it with an Avada Kedavra, and when he had accidentally turned on the television, sitting on the r...
Struggle to be Muggle

Struggle to be Muggle

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Original Characters, Harry Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Original Muggle Character(s), Original Potter Family Characters (Harry Potter), Albus Dumbledore,
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BAMF Hermione Granger Teenage Drama My First AO3 Post Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Everyone Is Alive Pureblood Harry Potter Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Ron Weasley is Our King Harry Potter is a Little Shit Randomness Funny Harry Potter
Harry Potter is going back for his 3rd year at Hogwarts. This year Hogwarts is going on a field trip. A trip into the muggle world!IN THIS STORY HARRY WILL BE A PUREBLOOD AND HIS PARENTS WILL BE ALIVE.
A Gold &amp; Red Christmas

A Gold & Red Christmas

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
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One Shot POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Hogwarts Library Christmas O.W.L.s | Ordinary Wizarding Levels Christmas Music Hogwarts Fifth Year AU But He Actually Does Something About It
Draco really should be studying.Unfortunately, a certain Gryffindor girl can't seem to stop humming Christmas carols in the library.