Sassy Pansy Parkinson FanFiction

Puzzling Pursuits

Puzzling Pursuits

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown, Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott/Blaise Zabini
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Slow Burn Eventual Smut Fluff and Humor Happy Ending POV Multiple Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE BAMF Hermione Granger No Ron Weasley Bashing Adventure & Romance Lavender Brown Lives Auror Draco Malfoy Sassy Pansy Parkinson
When a billionaire wizard offers up his fortune as the prize in a magical competition, Draco Malfoy sees an opportunity to reclaim his riches. Good thing the brightest witch of our age is also interested and desperate for a partner.
the many oneshots of the marauders that I thought of.

the many oneshots of the marauders that I thought of.

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11.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Pandora Lovegood,
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Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Bisexual Remus Lupin Gay Sirius Black Lesbian Marlene McKinnon Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Luna Lovegood Being Luna Lovegood Remus Lupin Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Twins Barty Crouch Jr. is a Little Shit Chaotic Barty Crouch Jr.
Basically, this is a world where Voldy doesn’t exist, and it is my brain telling me that the dead gay wizards from the 70’s need to be revived.
All's Fair in Love and War

All's Fair in Love and War

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley,
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Rough Sex Anal Sex Drunk Sex Possessive Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Ron Weasley Bashing Angst and Fluff and Smut POV Alternating POV Draco Malfoy Protective Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship Sassy Pansy Parkinson
A year after the war, the wizarding world chose to pardon all former child death eaters involved in their parent's schemes and beliefs. This is what brought Draco and many other alumni's back to Hogwarts to finish their schooling. Only Hogwarts has c...
Fated by our magic

Fated by our magic

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
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Magical Bond Possessive Draco Malfoy Albus Dumbledore Bashing Ron Weasley Bashing My First AO3 Post Hermione Granger Bashing Sassy Pansy Parkinson Severus Snape Has a Heart Morally Grey Harry Potter Lucius Malfoy & Severus Snape Friendship Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship Protective Slytherins
At first glance Draco Malfoy seems to hate Harry potter, but it's the opposite, he and his magic have been drawn to him since the moment they met at madam Malkins.Draco was told of a prophesy, where the chosen one of the dark side and the boy who was...
Through the Rabbithole to Eden.

Through the Rabbithole to Eden.

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13.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
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Fluff Friends to Lovers Angst with a Happy Ending Costume Parties & Masquerades Heartbreak Drunken Shenanigans Sassy Pansy Parkinson Slytherins Being Slytherins No cheating References to Alice in Wonderland
“I hope you know a good exorcist, because I will be haunting you.” She was starstruck in awe, her shining amber eyes never leaving the constellations. Theo’s never left her. They were equally engorging themselves on sites that would be chiseled into...
Crimson in the House of Emerald Blood

Crimson in the House of Emerald Blood

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley,
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Self-Harm Headcanon Self-Worth Issues POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug Sassy Pansy Parkinson Gay Draco Malfoy Autistic Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship Don't Try This At Home Past Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson Marina coded
"I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks." The boy with the lightening scar looked at my hand with a kind of disgust I had never felt before.   I want to feel sick, I really do. The only thing I can feel, though, is the numbness of...
You Think You Know Me

You Think You Know Me

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Other Additional Tags to Be Added BAMF Harry Potter Kidnapping Dark Harry Potter Ron Weasley Bashing Cross-Posted on Wattpad Killing Hermione Granger Bashing Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter) James Potter Lives Sassy Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter was taken by Voldemort, raised in a life that was much darker and more violent. James and Lily have lived with the dissaperance of their son for 15 long years, until they capture the Dark Prince, right hand man to Voldemort himself. What...
Noctis Lupin

Noctis Lupin

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11.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Luna Lovegood/Theodore Nott, Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini
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Angst with a Happy Ending Fluff and Smut Crack Treated Seriously Slytherin Harry Potter Good Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship Good Pansy Parkinson Sassy Pansy Parkinson Protective Theodore Nott Theodore Nott Being a Little Shit Gay Blaise Zabini Lesbian Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter entered his animagus era after a month of training with his best friend, Draco Malfoy. One is a white phoenix, and another is a brilliant dark wolf.But there's a slight mistake, there's a certain Dark Lord whose already a same wolf by an...
You have a crush on me?

You have a crush on me?

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson
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Sassy Pansy Parkinson Slytherins Being Slytherins Drunk Confession
Everyone in the house knows I have a crush on you... ever sinceWait, wait, wait, you have a crush on me?OrPansy makes a drunk confession of love
We Daren’t Go A-Hunting

We Daren’t Go A-Hunting

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Astoria Greengrass, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley,
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Enemies to Lovers Alternate Universe Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins Death Eater Draco Malfoy Slow Burn Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Dark Harry Potter Pre-First Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Wizarding World (Harry Potter) Good Slytherins Supernatural Elements Seer Luna Lovegood Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Smut
Harry Potter is dead and the battle is lost. Voldemort reign of terror began May 1998, and many order members were captured and enslaved.Presumed dead, Hermione Granger tries to hunt down the missing piece in finally killing Voldemort, but alone it i...
The Serpant's Gamble

The Serpant's Gamble

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Astoria Greengrass, Ginny Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Nymphadora Tonks, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood,
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Pregnancy POV Multiple Death Eater Draco Malfoy BAMF Hermione Granger Luna Lovegood Being Luna Lovegood Sassy Pansy Parkinson Good Friend Blaise Zabini BAMF Ginny Weasley Babies Hermione Granger & Theodore Nott Friendship Protective Theodore Nott BAMF Theodore Nott
Hermione Granger never thought she’d find herself in enemy territory, let alone protected by those she once fought against. But after waking up in the Malfoy Manor—alive, injured, and trapped—she realizes that nothing is as it seems.Betrayed by those...
Made it out Alive

Made it out Alive

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11.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Fred Weasley,
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Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Dark Harry Potter Slytherin Harry Potter Regulus Black Lives POV James Potter Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting James Potter Lives Sassy Pansy Parkinson Morally Grey Regulus Black James Potter Needs a Hug One-Sided Relationship Theodore Nott Being a Little Shit
August 31st, 1990. James Potter wakes in the terminal ward of St. Mungo's. He has missed nine years of his son's life, and he is terrified to death of becoming a father.In which one life spared will mean the deaths of a hundred others. Dark Harry AU.
Forevermore

Forevermore

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson,
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No Ron Weasley Bashing The Golden Trio Era (Harry Potter) Healing Hermione Granger & Harry Potter Friendship Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Golden Trio | Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship Quidditch Player Ginny Weasley Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship Sassy Pansy Parkinson Post-Battle of Hogwarts Hermione Granger & Theodore Nott Friendship Hogwarts Inter-House Friendships
Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their eighth year.
Whatever She Wants

Whatever She Wants

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Astoria Greengrass, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
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Pining Work In Progress Sassy Pansy Parkinson Hogwarts Eighth Year BAMF Neville Longbottom POV Pansy Parkinson Pansy - Freeform
Forced into a mandatory eighth year, Pansy Parkinson finds herself inexplicably drawn to Neville Longbottom, Former crybaby, now the saviour of the wizarding world.
A Witches Guide To Pureblood Etiquette

A Witches Guide To Pureblood Etiquette

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter
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Slow Burn Post-War Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Sassy Pansy Parkinson Meddling Narcissa Black Malfoy
Draco didn’t look away. His hand curled into a tight fist at his side. He could feel the sheer power of their combined magic flowing through him. If he could stop her torture, she could take his magic for all he cared. After this, did he even deserve...
If Only I Could Wake You Up(if only I could fall asleep)

If Only I Could Wake You Up(if only I could fall asleep)

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley,
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Depression Suicidal Thoughts Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Panic Attacks Anxiety Harry Potter is So Done Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent Albus Dumbledore Bashing Good Slytherins Ron Weasley Bashing
Harry Potter is sick of putting on a show and playing into the golden boy facade. Everyone will see what they want so what’s the point of pretending? He finally starts to show the parts of him that aren’t so perfect.Or:Harry apparates into the Slythe...
The Keeper

The Keeper

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Pansy Parkinson/Ron Weasley
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Alternate Universe - College/University Enemies to Friends to Lovers Alternate Universe - Muggle Fake/Pretend Relationship Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Sassy Pansy Parkinson Ron Weasley-centric College Hockey Hockey POV Ron Weasley no beta we die like Hedwig Past Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
Everyone thinks he’s still in love with his ex girlfriend. The problem? College hockey star Ron Weasley is actually very much interested in his ex girlfriend’s new boyfriend’s ex, who wants him to be her fake boyfriend.She says it’s pretend, but Ron...
The Saviour's Babysitter

The Saviour's Babysitter

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson
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Fluff Angst Depression Hurt/Comfort Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD References to Depression Emotional Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Angst Childhood Trauma Not Beta Read Trauma Anxiety
The war is over. Eighth year has begun.What better way to distract yourself then looking after a depressed hero? There are two types of people; one who holds onto memories, and the second who is haunted by them.
Fight Or Flight

Fight Or Flight

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Original Muggle Character(s), Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson
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Fluff Not Canon Compliant Fluff and Humor Fluff and Crack Not Beta Read Post-War Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Post-Hogwarts Sassy Pansy Parkinson Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things
Hermione is flying home for Ginny's wedding, and gets an unexpected face from the past joining her on the flight. What better way to pass the time then to ask each other some traumatic, inappropriate questions? At least her mind healer would be pleas...
I Bet (We'll Fall in Love)

I Bet (We'll Fall in Love)

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Viktor Krum, Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Millicent Bulstrode,
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Fluff Getting Together Hurt/Comfort Falling In Love First Kiss Jealousy Anxiety Coming Out Everyone Is Gay Cute Sassy Pansy Parkinson Scheming
A third installment in the Yule Ball series that can be read as a standalone. Hermione and Pansy team up to make sure the bet is successful. Romance ensues.Pansmione fluff. That's it.