Draco Malfoy and the Art of Blending In (Badly)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/M
G
Draco Malfoy and the Art of Blending In (Badly)
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Tags
Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Hermione Granger is So Done Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things POV Hermione Granger Muggle Technology Draco Malfoy Tries Muggle London Bookshop Owner Hermione Granger the standoff with the pigeon Draco vs. six loose wooden boards Draco vs. Screwdriver god help him he's also very vain merlin help his soul
Summary
A tragic comedy in which Hermione Granger is both Draco Malfoy's mentor and his long-suffering babysitter.ORDraco Malfoy vs. Muggle life: a battle of wills, wits, and one very unfortunate pigeon.
Note
hey y'all!I want to preface this with a thank you, for seeing this, clicking, and giving it a chance. it's going to be a short fic, I have it to be around 15 chapters give or take (hoping for fifteen!). but it's something to make you laugh (hopefully) and to make me laugh (certainly).this is a love letter to those of you who love the "Draco Malfoy in the muggle world" tag. please revel in his suffering.

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