Harry is a Little Shit FanFiction

crayons & confections

crayons & confections

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13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape,
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Tooth-Rotting Fluff Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Happy Marauders (Harry Potter) Modern Marauders (Harry Potter) Teacher Remus Lupin Everyone loves Remus Lupin Patissier Sirius Black Harry is a Little Shit sirius black is the biggest flirt to ever exist remus lupin x chocolate ?
Remus Lupin had a perfectly ordinary life. That is, until Harry Potter's "Uncle Padfoot" arrived to pick him up from preschool one afternoon, all tattoos and leather jackets.From moon-shaped pastries (paired with little notes) delivered via five-year...
UNDIES!

UNDIES!

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13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter
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Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Bottom Draco Malfoy Top Harry Potter Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy Veela Draco Malfoy Harry is a Little Shit Draco is a veela Draco with a cunt Draco Malfoy Has a Vagina
Harry`s a freakDraco`s done with himNahh they`re too obsessed to each other
Finding Equilibrium

Finding Equilibrium

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Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley/George Weasley, Hermione Granger/George Weasley
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Fluff Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Fluff and Angst BAMF Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Bashing No Smut Fred Weasley Lives Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Sassy Harry Potter Harry is a Little Shit Possessive George Weasley Soft Fred Weasley
Fred and George fall in love with Hermione at different points in their life. Will the stars align and allow them both to have the life they never imagined was a possibility?Hermione falls in love with Fred and George at different phases of her life...
It really is the end of the world (not)

It really is the end of the world (not)

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Queen Mab
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BAMF Harry Potter Crack Treated Seriously Harry is a Little Shit Harry is a fae Tom is a vampire They're a match made in heaven or hell Tom riddle is charmed by this Hermione is concerned Ron is concerned Everyone is not happy about this marriage Tom thinks they shouldn't dare interfere no beta we die like remus lupin
Harry Potter and Tom Riddle accidentally get married.Tom, the vampire, drinks Harry, the fae’s blood, enslaving him. Harry, the fae, is bitten by Tom, the vampire, enslaving him in turn. The lawyer casually declares them married.Harry tries to kill T...
Someday my Prince will Come

Someday my Prince will Come

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Petunia Evans Dursley,
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Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Minor Character Death Mentor Severus Snape Severus Snape-centric Harry is a Little Shit Dementors (Harry Potter) Dementor Attacks (Harry Potter) coma ish state Sirius and Severus get along shirt prose esk written afac (assigned father at coma)
The cold was suffocating at the same time that it was freeing. He could save them, of course he could. Youngest person to produce a patronus that he was. But did Dudley deserve to be saved?Did Harry?He’s been thinking about it. All summer he’s been t...
Ferrets, and Other Such Skittery Critters

Ferrets, and Other Such Skittery Critters

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Gregory Goyle
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Shameless Smut Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Dubious Consent Extremely Dubious Consent Harry is a Little Shit Poor Draco did not sign up for this No beta we die like so MANY DAMN PEOPLE WTF
Harry is a little shit tormenting poor Draco with his invisibility cloak. THIS IDEA IS NOT MY OWN! I read a fic ages ago with this plot, and I remember being like my god this is art but also mildly annoyed that it ended so soon, so I decided to write...
Wishes And Good Intentions

Wishes And Good Intentions

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Other
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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling LazyTown
Characters
Harry Potter, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Ron Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Order of the Phoenix,
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Family Bonding Magical Realism Nesting Fae & Fairies Elemental Magic Hermione Granger Bashing Fae Magic Wrong Boy-Who-Lived (Harry Potter) Elf Culture & Customs Harry is a Little Shit Sirius Black Bashing Wizarding World Bashing (Harry Potter)
A wish made by a desperate child has unforeseen consequences that will rock the Wizarding World to its core and change the lives of many.
. Along the trials of 'many of one' .

. Along the trials of 'many of one' .

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Pomona Sprout, Theodore Nott, Filius Flitwick,
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Slow Burn Hurt/Comfort Time Travel Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) BAMF Hermione Granger Albus Dumbledore Bashing Ron Weasley Bashing No Smut Slytherin Harry Potter The Ministry of Magic is Corrupt (Harry Potter) Morally Ambiguous Character No Sex
Your typical sent back story with all the plot points you love, but with a new kinda story, an Imagination amalgamation if you will. the only thing that's a repeat are the common themes: heirs, master of death, and time travel. The rest are all thing...
The End Of The Beginning

The End Of The Beginning

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Walking Dead (TV)
Characters
Harry Potter, Daryl Dixon, Rick Grimes, Maggie Greene, Glenn Rhee, Carl Grimes, Sophia Peletier, Carol Peletier, Shane Walsh, Lori Grimes, Dale Horvath, Theodore "T-Dog" Douglas,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Character Bashing Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con Out of Character Moral Ambiguity Mild Gore Smart Harry Potter Animagus Harry Potter Harry is a Little Shit Sophia Peletier Lives Lori Grimes Bashing
Harry Potter was running from his cousin and his lackeys the summer before his third year at hogwarts. Suddenly a scream echoed rough the streets as creatures begun attacking everyone, out of fear Harry accidentally apparitated away. When he looked a...
Tethered Hearts

Tethered Hearts

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
Tags
Fluff Eventual Romance Romance Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent Magically Powerful Harry Potter Harry Potter Needs a Hug Amortentia Potion (Harry Potter) Lovesickness Good Severus Snape Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry is a Little Shit
Harry Potter finds out an information that has been kept from him.Harry Potter now is somehow gotten the attention of a certain Dark Lord that no one expects.Will he get through this? Will a certain dungeon bat set aside his hatred for his pass child...
How to Protect a Child 101 (It's not that Hard..)

How to Protect a Child 101 (It's not that Hard..)

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Albus Dumbledore,
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Fluff Angst BAMF Harry Potter Fluff and Angst Fix-It of Sorts Albus Dumbledore Bashing Seer Luna Lovegood Protective Minerva McGonagall BAMF Narcissa Black Malfoy Good Narcissa Black Malfoy BAMF Minerva McGonagall Good Parent Narcissa Black Malfoy
In which Minerva McGonagall raises Harry Potter to be a very smart and charismatic, yet still chaotic and trouble causing, boy. Probably a fair amount of angst, but it is a fix it fic, so you know! :). Mama McGonagall is the most powerful being on th...
The sun hides the stars

The sun hides the stars

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter
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Trans Character Gender-Neutral Pronouns Snakes Harry is a Little Shit
Harry knows something is going on and his dreams get stronger then he hunts
The Sunrise is beautiful, Isn't It?

The Sunrise is beautiful, Isn't It?

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore,
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Other Additional Tags to Be Added Smart Harry Potter sue me Sassy Harry Potter Harry is a Little Shit Sassy Regulus Black Smart Remus Lupin Baby Harry Potter Smart Regulus Black Regulus Black takes care of Harry potter - Freeform Sirius Black is Harry potter’s legal guardian - Freeform Remus Lupin takes care of Harry Potter - Freeform
Harry potter was a boy, a boy born to die. Well. At least that was what was supposed to happen. in case you haven’t gotten the clue. That doesn't happen here, clearly. What does happen here is for you to find out.This story is supposed to start when...
gift for a problem

gift for a problem

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
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Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort Lesbian Lavender Brown Harry is a Little Shit Necromancer Harry Potter Tom Riddle is Bad at Feelings Minor Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil Good Friend Parvati Patil Lesbian Parvati Patil Seer Lavender Brown Tom and Harry as Dipper Pines and Pacifica Northwest Inspired By Gravity Falls
Tom Riddle is an arrogant, wealthy young man with no worries, or that's Harry thinks.That arrogant wealthy young man needs his help to get a ghost out of his property.
I Hate (Date) You / Deaf Harry Potter Fic

I Hate (Date) You / Deaf Harry Potter Fic

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort,
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Fluff First Kiss The Author Regrets Everything wolfstar Good Friend Ron Weasley Tags Are Hard Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags I Don't Even Know Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot Good Draco Malfoy somewhat canon compliant Bisexual Ginny Weasley
Harry stared at the blond boy and the confusion.“Date me?” He echoed, watching the smug expression turn to one of horror.OrHarry Potter is deaf.
A Night Shift with an Idiot

A Night Shift with an Idiot

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Theodore Nott, Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
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Fluff Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting Bisexual Harry Potter Good Theodore Nott Bisexual Theodore Nott Museums Harry is a Little Shit POV Theodore Nott Inspired by Night at the Museum
Theodore Nott hated his job at the magical stupid museum he worked at.He never wanted to work there, but he had no choice. (Stupid father.)It was boring.And he was tired.But maybe a chance encounter with Harry Potter will change how he views his job...
Slytherin's Heir

Slytherin's Heir

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Tom Riddle | Voldemort
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Other Additional Tags to Be Added Horcruxes Harry Potter is a Horcrux Harry is a Little Shit
Ending up with a snake face shouldn't have happened so Voldemort needs to find out why. The answer might lie in the boy tied to his father's grave.
a few little love affairs

a few little love affairs

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mamma Mia! (Movies)
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes,
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Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Trans Regulus Black Summer Romance no beta we die like canon Harry is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Mamma Mia! Fusion Lily Evans is Donna Lily Mary and Marlene are Donna and the Dynamos but he's a small child so its fine Harry and Tonks as a duo of agents of chaos Lily and Andromeda are the sisters they wanted author loves Lily Evans
Three people. Three summers. Three disasters Lily could not deal with the stress of reliving right now.-Lily, with the help of Andromeda, has managed to make it through her 20s and build a life for herself and Harry on the beautiful Greek island of K...
Fight Club

Fight Club

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Filius Flitwick, Goblins (Harry Potter), Sorting Hat (Harry Potter)
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Other Additional Tags to Be Added BAMF Harry Potter Tags May Change Slow To Update Harry Potter is So Done Albus Dumbledore Bashing How Do I Tag No Beta Author Is Sleep Deprived Magically Powerful Harry Potter Harry Potter Needs a Hug Manipulative Albus Dumbledore
In which Harry Potter runs away to join the circus.Except it isn’t a circus, and Harry Potter isn’t his name.Meet the boy raised by Castors in a club where the first rule is always the same; You don’t talk about fight club.  This is not abandoned,...
The L Word

The L Word

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
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Frottage First Time Blow Jobs Other Additional Tags to Be Added BAMF Harry Potter Eventual Smut Fluff and Smut Bad BDSM Etiquette First Time Help Light BDSM BAMF Hermione Granger Good Friend Ron Weasley
"You aren't supposed to be in here." Harry said, holding a towel in his arms. His eyebrows were dipped in what should have been an angry expression, but it only looked troubled."I know," Draco said, crossing his arms over his chest. Maybe this was a...