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Lactation Lament

Lactation Lament

Other
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Voldemort (Harry Potter), Horcrux (Harry Potter), Nagini (Harry Potter), Nagini/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
Tags
Inspired by Art Crack Relationships Lactation crackfic hit the back button
Thirty seconds of your life you will never get back.
Under the Microscope

Under the Microscope

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
The X-Files
Characters
Dana Scully/Bambi Berenbaum, Fox Mulder/Dana Scully, Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, Bambi Berenbaum
Tags
Fluff Lesbian bisexual dana scully truthers rise crackfic msr ending autistic fox mulder Autistic Dana Scully but theyre always autistic to me Jealous Fox Mulder some angst if you squint Episode: s03e12 War of the Coprophages War of the Coprophages role switch
Scully gets a call about killer cockroaches-- not uncommon in her line of work, but also not something that she believes. She shuts down Mulder's theories again and again, urging him to give up on a seemingly normal and explainable string of events....
THE MEME IS FADING!!!

THE MEME IS FADING!!!

F/F
Gen
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Characters
Nancy Wheeler, Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers, Robin Buckley, Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler
Tags
Slow Burn Idiots in Love i guess? brainrot crackfic this isn't meant to be taken seriously i dont think but this is just proof that i don't take writing as serious anymore this is fun and i like it and i can write whenever i want okay? okay! blah blah blah theyre all so STUPID Fortnite References Characters Playing Fortnite
The Yuri Police (Signalis Crackfic)

The Yuri Police (Signalis Crackfic)

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
SIGNALIS (Video Game)
Characters
Eule x Star, Ara X Ara X Ara X Kranich, uhhh... - Relationship
Tags
Yuri brainrot crackfic why the fuck did I make this.
a Disgruntled Kolibri creates a task force to capture and punish the Lesbian robots to Improve the Productivity rating of her facility so that a Specialist from upper management wont find her toxic Yaoi Manhwa. I made this. why did I make this...? th...
Regulus’s Worst Nightmare

Regulus’s Worst Nightmare

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Severus Snape, Evan Rosier, Lily Evans, Barty Crouch Jr., James Potter/Severus Snape
Tags
Humor Black Family Drama crackfic Regulus Black Needs Therapy Established Relationship (James/Severus) Past Relationship (Sirius/Severus) Sirius Black Being Sirius Severus Snape is Petty James Potter is Done™ Post-Hogwarts Trauma for Regulus
In a hilarious clash of personalities and past secrets, tensions rise when Severus Snape’s sharp tongue leads to an unexpected revelation that shakes up the dynamics between the Marauders and the Black family, chaos ensues and , leaving everyone scra...
fuck it we ball

fuck it we ball

F/F
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Tags
Original Character(s) I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping fuck it we ball crackfic No Spoilers just oc crack No Plot may be a chatfic but who knows I certainly dont
I NEED THESE FREAKS OUT MY HEAD AHHHHHHHHN i love my aa ocs but i have writers block so crackfic. maybe i'll make an aa chatfic at some point ?????? anyway i 2 share how crazy these fuckers are
really sad gays :c

really sad gays :c

F/F
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
Characters
Kaidou Shun/Kuboyasu Aren, Saiki Kusuo, Teruhashi Kokomi, Aiura Mikoto, Akechi Touma, Kuboyasu Aren, Kaidou Shun, Nendou Riki, Toritsuka Reita, Hairo Kineshi, Mera Chisato, Saiki Kusuo/Coffee Jelly,
Tags
Hurt/Comfort Self-Harm Suicide Attempt Fluff and Angst Why Did I Write This? chatfic gay people yes - Freeform angsty crackfic no kubokai........my love... <3
uhhchatfic but kaidou like is really depressed bc oif school and his mumso yaalso, ft. my sad attempts at humor sob
Trans-fem Magical Jesus's Sugar Mama

Trans-fem Magical Jesus's Sugar Mama

F/F
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Marvel Cinematic Universe
Characters
Harry Potter, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Peter Parker, Happy Hogan, Thor (Marvel),
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Female Harry Potter Fake/Pretend Relationship crackfic me too Genderfluid Teddy Lupin Tony Stark Is Trying His Best Trans Female Harry Potter We'll try to keep that one short and happy But we might add a lil bit of horrors Magical jesus Darcy be here to rival Viktor Two bi gals pretending to be drunk to prank their friends
What it says on the tin.Darcy Lily Potter-Black takes her godchild (non-binary teddy) to america to get the fuck away from magical racist assholes. She meets a very hot super spy and things go downhill from there… well… their clothes go down hill. Sh...
Abilited

Abilited

G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Characters
Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Pomona Sprout, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs),
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The Author Regrets Everything Hogwarts Author Is Sleep Deprived The Author Regrets Nothing Mentioned Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs) crackfic Jouno Saigiku is a Little Shit (Bungou Stray Dogs) I Wrote This While Listening to KoRn Nakahara Chuuya Has Anger Issues (Bungou Stray Dogs) The drugs are kicking in author is very unserious
The ability users residing in Yokohama were kidnapped?? And brought to Hogwarts to learn magic, Dazai realizes that some teachers are hiding secrets and Fyodor, Nikolai and Kenjis chaos trio discovers the joy of pranks.Most of all this is a crackfic...
How the hell did i fall in love this time?<3

How the hell did i fall in love this time?<3

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,
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Fluff Harry Potter is So Done Past Regulus Black/James Potter Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Sort Of No Smut Underage Drinking Funny Cute Ending POV Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things Sarcastic Harry Potter
(title from valentine by laufey)When Draco finds out he has to tutor Harry, he expects to hate it. He still hates it, but not the way he thought he would. He hates that he loves it, making Harry laugh, to see that pure sparkle in Harry’s bright virid...
Jenna Ortega Smexy Mamacitia

Jenna Ortega Smexy Mamacitia

F/F
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Characters
Jenna Ortega/Reader, Donald Trump, Jenna Ortega/Original Character(s), Jenna Ortega, Dora Marquez (Dora the Explorer)
Tags
Smut Pregnancy Vaginal Sex I’m sorry not really - Freeform Why Did I Write This? I Made Myself Cry i wrote this instead of doing homework Egg Laying crackfic Jenna Ortega - Freeform im going to hell
So internet went out at my school, I got mad so I wrote this. Yes it was on my school computer and school account.Friend approved.
Treezus Deadwood Therapist Extraordinaire

Treezus Deadwood Therapist Extraordinaire

F/F
F/M
Other
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
RWBY
Characters
Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose (RWBY), Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Neopolitan (RWBY), Jaune Arc/Neopolitan, Little (RWBY), squint for others,
Tags
crackfic A lot - Freeform cause we're in for pain tomorrow au where the tree gives therapy fixing many problems did i mention crack it's - Freeform aggressively southern treezus I am not Southern Tree Puns some many You just can't
Who would have thought that the giant tree in ever after was alive? And a licensed therapist? And that the only way to get home was to be declared mentally sound by the tree?Yeah me either...
Shit Day

Shit Day

G
Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Homestuck
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Rose Lalonde
Tags
Crack crackfic please read we worked really really hard on this. umm. also the death is not actually graphic disgusting. a lot of shitting idk
harry potter was shitting when everyone came into his house..
the mizumafuena bible

the mizumafuena bible

F/F
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
Characters
Akiyama Mizuki/Shinonome Ena, Akiyama Mizuki, Shinonome Ena, Asahina Mafuyu, Asahina Mafuyu/Shinonome Ena, Akiyama Mizuki/Asahina Mafuyu, Akiyama Mizuki/Asahina Mafuyu/Shinonome Ena, Shinonome Akito (kinda)
Tags
Fluff Freeform crackfic mafuena why did we do this i dont know anymore mizumafuena is gonna kill me someday
mizuki fuckinh kidnaps ena just cuz of a damn secret .????!(READ NOTE)
A New Friend

A New Friend

F/F
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
Avatar: Legend of Korra
Characters
Korra/Asami Sato, Korra (Avatar), Asami Sato
Tags
Artificial Intelligence crackfic ChatGPT just a joke really
While returning from the Spirit World, Korra and Asami find themselves transported to a new world of endless possibilities (aka the internet). They find a new friend.
RIP Dewey Dingo

RIP Dewey Dingo

F/F
M/M
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
Lab Rats: Elite Force (TV) Lab Rats (TV 2012)
Characters
Chase Davenport/Kaz, Bree Davenport/Skylar Storm, Kaz (Mighty Med & Lab Rats: Elite Force), Skylar Storm, Chase Davenport, Bree Davenport, Adam Davenport/Owen, Leo Davenport/Taylor/Logan, Oliver (Mighty Med & Lab Rats: Elite Force), Adam Davenport, Leo Dooley, Taylor (Lab Rats),
Tags
Fluff I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping I'm Sorry Group Chat Fic crackfic groupchat Chase is secretly a savage RIP Dewey Dingo kase - Freeform Chat this is cringe
What happens if the davenport siblings had a gc? And then Bree adds Oliver, Kaz, and Skylar? Cue chaos.Aka Chase being a fucking savage, Bree making bad decisions, everyone simping, and confusionI post whenever I feel like itI forgot this existed lm...
Le troll des cachots

Le troll des cachots

G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Mountain Troll (Harry Potter)
Tags
Humor crackfic Un troll ! un troll dans les cachots !
"- Mesdames, messieurs, amis animaux, végétaux, monstres en tout genres, je vous souhaite la bienvenue dans « Une nuit avec une personnalité de l'ombre » ! Pour rappel, notre émission consiste à mettre en avant une personnalité importante, mais dont...
The Wine and The Weed

The Wine and The Weed

G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Christian Bible
Characters
Harry Potter, Jesus Christ (Christian Bible), random drug dealer
Tags
Chaos Violence Drugs crackfic Harry just wants weed damnit Jesus has an axe guitar Frantic Fanfic
Harry Potter is a weed addict who just wants his damn drugs, but instead of giving him what he wants, Jesus denies him and sends him on a mythical journey to the great and amazing Makros.
Poudlard au cœur d'un scandale

Poudlard au cœur d'un scandale

F/M
M/M
G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Drago Malefoy
Tags
Humour Manipulative Albus Dumbledore crackfic WTF Discord: Festumsempra crackfest Drago le paon de la farce ? Les Moldus c'est des nuls ! Ou pas...
Alors qu’une nouvelle année à Poudlard va démarrer, Albus Dumbledore a une annonce renversante à faire, qui ne va pas plaire à une partie des élèves.
Snakes of A Scale [DISCONTINUED]

Snakes of A Scale [DISCONTINUED]

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Nick Fury,
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Other Additional Tags to Be Added Alternate Universe This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies probably Not Good This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things i think crackfic (im kidding) Body Swap
A sudden burst of ancient magic combined with the presence of the Tesseract washed over Midgard.Now Loki and Severus have switched places. During a pretty bad time too. Now they have to cross the planet trying to get back to their original bodies. Al...