Trans-fem Magical Jesus's Sugar Mama

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Trans-fem Magical Jesus's Sugar Mama
Characters
Harry Potter, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Peter Parker, Happy Hogan, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Nick Fury, Jane Foster (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter/Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton's Family Members, Hela (Marvel)
Tags
Female Harry Potter Fake/Pretend Relationship crackfic me too Genderfluid Teddy Lupin Tony Stark Is Trying His Best Trans Female Harry Potter We'll try to keep that one short and happy But we might add a lil bit of horrors Magical jesus Darcy be here to rival Viktor Two bi gals pretending to be drunk to prank their friends and kiss also maybe they are both so bi for each other but also both so paranoid what if we pretended to be in a sugar mama/baby relationship to screw with my friends and sleep in the same bed But really it's the first date Mom Harry Potter Teddy is her kid Tony stark is trying to be better The avengers as a group of superpowered roomates is hilarious to me Darcy is magical jesus and I intend to use that joke as much as I can because it kills me Peter Parker is friend with Teddy Goes by Theodora because she's just as extra as her mom also might add Hela because she's not used enough fuck magical britain Dumbles is annying The statute of secrecy is dumb especially in the long run Darcy meets darcy be like nice name thanks I chose it then they kith
Summary
What it says on the tin.Darcy Lily Potter-Black takes her godchild (non-binary teddy) to america to get the fuck away from magical racist assholes. She meets a very hot super spy and things go downhill from there… well… their clothes go down hill. She ends up in a relationship with a woman who is perhaps just as deadly as her and best of all they are both falling for each other hard. Now if they could just get over the whole compulsive need to keep secrets from each other… Especially considering both already know the other's secrets, just not that the other person knows. It all comes to a head when Darcy has to step in and help the avengers. Talk about one awkward conversation.
Note
Whistles innocently and puts down a new fic

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