Jesus has an axe guitar FanFiction

The Wine and The Weed

The Wine and The Weed

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Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Christian Bible
Characters
Harry Potter, Jesus Christ (Christian Bible), random drug dealer
Tags
Chaos Violence Drugs crackfic Harry just wants weed damnit Jesus has an axe guitar Frantic Fanfic
Harry Potter is a weed addict who just wants his damn drugs, but instead of giving him what he wants, Jesus denies him and sends him on a mythical journey to the great and amazing Makros.