This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things FanFiction

Tears of an Angel

Tears of an Angel

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11.04.2025
Fandom
백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
Characters
Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Original Cale Henituse, White Star | Cale Barrow, Jour Thames, Choi Han, Deruth Henituse, Basen Henituse, Violan Henituse, Hong (Lout of Count's Family), Lily Henituse, Eruhaben (Lout of Count's Family), Clopeh Sekka,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Fluff and Angst Not Beta Read Crack Treated Seriously I Don't Even Know This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think OOC Kim Rok Soo Is Not Cale Henituse Everyone Loves Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo Alternate Universe - Angels & Demons Episode: s07e12 Potential GoD trying to be a dad
Kim Rok Soo does not wake up as Cale Henituse.Black wings spout from his back, and chains cover his arms and legs.This changes everything and nothing at all.
ONE SHOTS! (HAZBIN HOTEL HELLUVA BOSS)

ONE SHOTS! (HAZBIN HOTEL HELLUVA BOSS)

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G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Helluva Boss (Web Series)
Characters
Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie, Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Lilith Magne | Morningstar,
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I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Help What Have I Done Author Has Never Played Call Of Duty One Shot Author Is Not Religious Author Is Sleep Deprived The Author Regrets Nothing Why Did I Write This? This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Bottom Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
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Strangers in the Bakery

Strangers in the Bakery

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G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Dandy's World (Roblox)
Characters
Cosmo/Sprout (Dandy's World), Cosmo & Sprout (Dandy's World), Cosmo (Dandy's World), Sprout (Dandy's World), Shelly/Vee (Dandy's World), Shelly (Dandy's World), Looey (Dandy's World), Astro (Dandy's World), Pebble (Dandy's World), Connie (Dandy's World), Bobette (Dandy's World), Ginger (Dandy's World),
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Slow Burn Idiots in Love Tags May Change First Kiss I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping The Author Regrets Everything Mild Hurt/Comfort Author Is Sleep Deprived This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think The Author Regrets Nothing This Is STUPID I Will Go Down With This Ship
bakery shop/ cafe Au -- Post Ichor--Ok let's see how long i can slow-burn this before I give up and make them fall in love..
Mein Herz

Mein Herz

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore,
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Rough Sex Angst with a Happy Ending Enemies to Friends to Lovers Bullying Canonical Character Death Enemies to Lovers Bottom Severus Snape This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things To Be Edited Sirius Black is a Little Shit POV Sirius Black Bisexual Sirius Black
In 1979, Severus Snape is caught between two worlds: the Dark Arts that have shaped his past and the growing resistance led by Dumbledore. But as he is pulled deeper into the world of the Dark Lord, Severus must confront a past filled with betrayal,...
Little Snape, Big Problems

Little Snape, Big Problems

Gen
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Horace Slughorn, Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Remus Lupin & Severus Snape, Peter Pettigrew & Severus Snape, James Potter & Severus Snape,
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Out of Character I'm Bad At Tagging Marauders Era (Harry Potter) This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Potions Accident Severus Snape-centric Abusive Tobias Snape Mentioned Albus Dumbledore Abused Severus Snape Tobias when I catch you Tobias Protective Marauders (Harry Potter) james is about to jump from guilt
When a potion accident de-ages Severus Snape to five, James Potter is forced to care for his rival, uncovering a childhood of abuse. As James and the Marauders witness Snape's trauma, their prejudices crumble, forging an unexpected connection. But...
Let the Phoenix Burn

Let the Phoenix Burn

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Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Draco Malfoy, Molly Weasley,
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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things dogs need hugs
The words "Don't Trust Dumbledore" seemed more like a suicide note than a safety robe but it wasn't like the youth of the Order of the Phoenix had much of a choice. Not when the man they followed treated them like chess pieces to be sacrificed.
☆. CHAOTIC GC W/ FRIENDS!! ( and a home i love ) .☆

☆. CHAOTIC GC W/ FRIENDS!! ( and a home i love ) .☆

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Other
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Hololive (Virtual Streamers) Virtual Streamer Animated Characters Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
Characters
Fuwawa Abyssgard & Mococo Abyssgard, Mococo Abyssgard, Shiori Novella, Koseki Bijou, Fuwawa Abyssgard, Nerissa Ravencroft, Cecilia Immergreen, Gigi Murin, Enna Alouette, Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette/Millie Parfait, Reimu Endou/Petra Gurin,
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Fluff Angst Protective Siblings Unrequited Love Sibling Bonding Crack Established Relationship Idiots in Love Fluff and Crack Falling In Love Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags No Smut
Doppio Dropsycthe: ur js weird koto-nee chan 😝Meloco Kyoran: LMAO GET FUCKED KOTO 💀Reimu Endou: aint no way broKotoka Torahime: THE FUCK DOPPIO????Alban Knox: oop 😶Uki Violeta: Ha the bitch needed to know anygays 🙄Finana Ryuku: uki dont even 😒En...
Normal is Boring

Normal is Boring

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Characters
Harry Potter, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark, Cedric Diggory/Harry Potter, Avengers Team Members (Marvel), Weasley Family (Harry Potter), James Potter/Lily Evans Potter/Tony Stark, Hermione Granger/George Weasley, Luna Lovegood/Ron Weasley/Neville Longbottom
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Father-Son Relationship Tony Stark Needs a Hug Mpreg Soulmates Harry Potter Needs a Hug This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Genius Harry Potter Harry Potter Has a Happy Childhood
Vernon Dursley doesn't even consider keeping the boy left on his doorstep, no matter what his wife says. Complaining to his coworkers, one decides to help the man to figure out where the boy can go. In doing so, they find out that the Boy-Who-Lived h...
the road not taken (looks real good now)

the road not taken (looks real good now)

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
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Angst Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Hurt No Comfort Second Chances First Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Post-Hogwarts Sort Of Post-Break Up This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things send help james and lily broke up after school because lily is as self-sacrificing as her son
He blinks, forcing himself to focus, but it's all there in his mind, like it’s happening again.Or: James sees Lily at a bookshop in muggle London
Blood Runs Thicker Than Water - Harry Potter AU

Blood Runs Thicker Than Water - Harry Potter AU

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game)
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s),
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Slow Burn Other Additional Tags to Be Added Alternate Universe Work In Progress Fae & Fairies This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Slytherin Original Character(s) Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban like so slow it hurts Draco Malfoy's Older Sister Fae Harry Potter Inaccurate Ancient Celtic Religions & Lore
Faye Malfoy is often described to be as beautiful as a poisonous flower. Enchanting, breathtaking, almost dreamlike, but something about her feels unnatural. From her eerie similarities to her Grandmother Caitria, rumors surrounding the Malfoy family...
Not Today

Not Today

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson,
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Slow Burn Angst with a Happy Ending Mystery Albus Dumbledore Bashing Dark Magic This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Luna Lovegood & Harry Potter Friendship Morally Grey Harry Potter Good Parent Narcissa Black Malfoy
After being pressured by Ron and Hermoine, Harry is once again going back to Hogwarts to try and have a somewhat normal year. However he is soon plagued by dreams of a familiar blond man in distress. Troubled with their issues in past, Harry doesn’t...
Everything Fell (Apart)

Everything Fell (Apart)

Multi
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape, Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Euphemia Potter,
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Suicidal Thoughts Hurt/Comfort Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Fluff and Angst Emotional/Psychological Abuse Hurt No Comfort Homophobia Physical Abuse Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter) Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship Minor Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
12 Grimmauld Place is the Ancestral home of the Most Noble House of Black. To Sirius, that wasn’t a house and it most definitely was not a home. It was a place of misery and torture, hidden within the figure of a family home. Sirius went through ever...
A Mauraders Era - All Dogs Go to Heaven, (Except you Peter).

A Mauraders Era - All Dogs Go to Heaven, (Except you Peter).

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Intersex I Don't Even Know Work In Progress Why Did I Write This? Rare Pairings Quote: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good (Harry Potter) POV Alternating This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Genderfluid Character If you only read one work by me Do-Over
This was created with a legit idea/concept and spiraled into a satire disaster. There may be actual plot points sometime/someday. Disregard the original summary if you remember it. I lost the plot. This is just my fallback feel better WIP.The Maurade...
Harry y Hansel Potter y la maldita piedra filosofal

Harry y Hansel Potter y la maldita piedra filosofal

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Rubeus Hagrid,
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Not Canon Compliant BAMF Harry Potter References to Depression Everyone Needs A Hug Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Bullying Implied/Referenced Character Death The Author Regrets Everything What Have I Done Harry Potter is So Done Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Tags Are Hard
¿Y si Harry Potter hubiera tenido un hermano? ¿Que sería diferente?¿Que pasaría si Harry tenía alguien en esos momentos de su infancia tan solitaria?¿Que cambiaría? O Un hermano mayor(solo por 5 segundos) deseando tener una vida tranquila para el y s...
Dudes and Dudettes

Dudes and Dudettes

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M/M
Multi
Other
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon,
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Slow Burn Not Canon Compliant What Have I Done Marauders Era (Harry Potter) wolfstar Lesbian Marlene McKinnon Good Slytherins Hogwarts First Year Inspired by All the Young Dudes - MsKingBean89 This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Peter Pettigrew is a Marauder BAMF Lily Evans Potter
The Marauders are a group of mischievous, trouble-making, hilarious little-shits.However are they going to make it through eight years of classes?____Told mostly from Remus' point of view. Not exclusively.Influenced oh so much by All The Young Dudes.
Small dick energy

Small dick energy

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Marcus Flint
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Frottage The Author Regrets Everything Fantasizing Bottom Draco Malfoy This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Grinding Gay Draco Malfoy Needy Draco Malfoy Small Penis wanking Pervert Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy Has a Small Cock
Draco loves his room decor and fluffy things, who doesn’t?
The Absolute Heartbreak of Regulus Black

The Absolute Heartbreak of Regulus Black

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Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes,
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Pain I'm Sorry Jealousy Crying Regulus Black Lives Chaotic Barty Crouch Jr. Fake/Pretend Relationship Why Did I Write This? I Made Myself Cry Light Sadism Regulus Black and Sirius Black Angst Additional Warnings In Author's Note
This book has a somewhat sad story nut a happy ending. Its a Jegulus book that has minor wolfstar,dorelene, and rosekiller. The main plot is that they ae in collage and Regulus has a semi huge crush on James but James love Lily. (Sorry if I make her...
Got Him.

Got Him.

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
James Potter, Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Jr./James Potter
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Break Up Everyone Is Gay This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Evil Voldemort (Harry Potter)
James didn't doubt that people across the hall could hear the argument going on in the apartment, he didn't really care either as Barty threw down the prophet and yelled, “What the hell’s that, then Potter?” at him, venom dripping from his words.
Sunlight

Sunlight

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter
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Angst Fluff and Angst Canon Compliant Hurt No Comfort Regulus Black Dies Sorry Not Sorry This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things no beta we die like reg you think its cute and boom sadness
James decides to go on a run. Just a normal run, after barely feeling alive for days on end. It would be a normal run, if it weren't for the butterfly...
Between Shadows and Butterflies

Between Shadows and Butterflies

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M/M
Multi
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Lily Evans, Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier,
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Headcanon Help The Author Regrets Everything I'm Bad At Tagging This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think The Author Regrets Nothing I Tried POV James Potter I'm Bad At Summaries This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Starchaser Platonic MoonWater
*I am currently rewriting this so sorry to any one getting notifs abt it!!* -10/25/23