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Chapter 11

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3 & MyPrettyGirlfriend<3

(11:23 am)

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: HEY!!!!

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: HIIII

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: I MISS U

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: I MISS U TOOOOO

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: WHAT CLASS ARE YOU IN???

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: POTIONS

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: i'm in datda

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: the new teacher sucks and is teaching us shit I learned when i was like 5 to defend myself against my parents

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: sooo

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: if ur down to skip…

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: we’re talking about that later.

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: or now if you want but you changed the subject

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: obviously

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: ok meet me at hagrid’s hut

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: hey, question?

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: okay!

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: hmm?

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: you wouldn’t by any chance know a brown bear that loves raspberries?

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3:

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: maybe?

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: thought so

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: What name did James give u?

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: Hari

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: HOW DID YOU KNOW???

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: loser my name is better

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: MY NAME IS AMAZING.

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: wait

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what?

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: you know i really like u but merlin ur slow

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU???

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: WHAT'S YOUR NAME???

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: Alpine

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3:

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: yeah that is better

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: IKR

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: it made me actually like James

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: well that and saving me from my abusive family

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what animal are you

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: did u know i have a cat

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: she likes bullying sirius's animagus form

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: he’s a big black dog, you might have seen him, hes chewed on james antlers

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: OH and Barty

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: he's a racoon

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what animal are you

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what animal are you

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what animal are you

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what animal are you

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: my cat loves me as my animagus form tho

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: she's as much of a man hater as me im proud of her

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3:

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: no

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: why no

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: i dont want to :(

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: why :(

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: ...

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: fine

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: fox

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: AWW

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: W AIT I'VE SEEN YOU

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: NO YOU HA VEN’T

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: YEAH YOU’RE THE ONE THAT FELL OUT OF A TREE

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: NO I AM NOT!!!

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: YES YOU ARE

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: I SAW YOU

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT W AS ME

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: THERE ARE PLENTY OF FOXS HERE

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: NO THERE ARE NOT

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: IT W AS YOU

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: tiny bear

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3:

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: fall out of a tree again.

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: this is why you will never grow <3

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: you’re not being a very nice person :(

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: i am perfectly nice >:(

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: no you’re bullying me for my height

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: and it's not very nice

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: cgsbsjgdaiuwhdiuqwyfu9weuio

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: sorry fang knocked my phone out of my hand

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: i am perfectly nice

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: it was because fang wants you to stop bullying me

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: actually i wasn’t petting him 😒

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: exactly. Y ou weren’t petting him because you were busy BULL YING ME.

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: you keep this up i'm going to leave and stop waiting for u

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: NOOO

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3:

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: ur clingy af

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: and i want to see u so get ur ass over here faster, hagrid is only going to cover for us for so long.

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: i'm running

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: like that time as a bear u did that and tripped?

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: fall. out. of. a. tree.

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: i think fang wants to go on a walk

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: we should take him on a walk

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: i think he really wants to go now

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: he just told me he doesn't feel like waiting

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: I’M ALMOST THERE HANG ON

 

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: we will meet u outside

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: did u just fall???

MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: 😭

 

JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: fuck off.

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