Chapter 3
(Next day)
Cunt & Bitch
(6:18 pm)
Cunt: hey
Bitch: what do u want
Cunt: i didn’t mean to upset u earlier
Bitch: You didn’t, I’m fine
Cunt: you dont seem very fine
Cunt: I wasn’t trying to upset you but im sorry that i did
Bitch: well u don’t know me so u don’t know what I “seem” like and there’s nothing to apologize for because I’m not upset
Cunt: are u sure?
Bitch: very
Hot MF🤍 & Moony<3
(6:17 pm)
Moony<3: hey
HotMF🤍: what
Moony<3: are you ok?
HotMF🤍: mhm. why
Moony<3: idk it just seemed like I upset you earlier
HotMF🤍: why would a dumb question about christmas upset me
Moony<3: idk you tell me since it was you that it upset
HotMF🤍: it literally did not upset me holy shit
Moony<3: well your not acting like it didn’t upset you
HotMF🤍: and how exactly do i act? u know absolutely nothing about me
Moony<3: ok fine then, idc what u do or how u feel
HotMF🤍: obviously not true bc u wouldn’t have texted me abt it in the first place
Moony<3: obviously u have some issues you need to work though, and I have my own shit going on so text me back when u want to start acting normal again
HotMF🤍: mk.
James. P Lily.E & Regulus
(6:30 pm)
Regulus: Ugh.
Regulus: Dorcas and Sirius are in a shitty mood.
Regulus: Does that have something to do with Remus and Marlene?
Lily.E: I mean they are in a shitty mood but because of some random strangers that were taking to
James.P: yea
(6:38 pm)
Regulus: no fucking way
James.P: what???
Lily.E: what?
Regulus: I just found out why they are in shitty moods
James.P: why
Regulus: some random strangers that they were taking to pissed them off
Lily.E: …
Lily.E: No
James.P: NO FUCKING WAY
Regulus: Yes fucking way
Regulus: also question, is there any possible way that the way your friends started talking to strangers is because one of them lost their phone and the other just found a random number in moaning Myrtle‘s bathroom
Lily.E: NO
James.P: IM DYING HISJWJWGSGE
Lily.E: what do we do
Regulus: Should we tell them?
James.P: nah let them suffer
James.P: I have spent YEARS listening to Marlene complain about Dorcas Meadows and Remus talk about Sirius
Lily.E: he’s not wrong, what do u think regulus?
Regulus: I agree.
Lily.E: so it’s decided, we do nothing
??? & ???
(11:12 am, next day)
(??? Changed “???” To “Sirius”)
???: HIII!!!
Sirius: hello?
???: HI
Sirius: who are uu?
Sirius: how did u get my number?
???: ITS JAMES POTTER, I GOT IT FROM UR BROTHERS PHONE
???: I GOT IT CAUSE MY FRIEND WANTS TO APOLOGIZE TO U
(??? Changed “???” to “James”)
Sirius: oh hi!
Sirius: wait ur friend wants to apologize for what?
James: because she hated you for no reason(she thought she had a reason) and now feels really bad for it because she has been rude and given u dirty looks over the years
Sirius: yeah ive noticed💀
Sirius: wait what was her reason
James: so you know it’s Marlene that I’m talking about, that makes it easier
James: basically in first year she said hi to you and tried to have a conversation with you and you ‘ignored’ her
Sirius: THATS WHY SHES HATED ME FOR YEARS ???
James: yes, she is really stubborn and petty
James: and she is also really sorry
Sirius: NO ITS FINE ITS KIND OF FUNNY NOW THAT I KNOW HER REASON
Sirius: I JUST DIDNT GET HEARING AIDS UNTIL LIKE A WEEK INTO FIRST YEAR WHEN MINNIE GOT THEM FOR ME😭
James: AWWWW
James: THATS WHY I LOVE MINNIE, SHES SO NICE, ALSO YOU DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOUR YOURSELF
Sirius: YES LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES MY MOTHER
Sirius: U CALL HER MINNIE TOO?
James: YES, HER AND MY MOM WENT TO HOGWARTS TOGETHER AND ARE BEST FRIENDS I GREW WITH BASICALLY AS MY THIRD MOM(MY SECOND IS MARLENE’S MOM) AND POPPY AS MY FOURTH
Sirius: AWW THATS SO CUTE
James: IKR
James: ACTUALLY EVERY YEAR MY MOM,MARLENE’S,POPPY,MADAME HOOCH, AND PROF SPROUT ALL GET TOGETHER IN THE SUMMER AT MY HOUSE, ME AND MARLENE ARE USUALLY THERE TOO YOU SHOULD COME
Sirius: maybe. im not usually able to do much over the summer
James: maybe say ur getting tutored by Minnie?
James: you bring reg too obviously
Sirius: i’d have to think about it. don’t usually like lying to my mother
James: ok that’s fair
James: but we can still talk tho right?
Sirius: yeah just not a lot
Sirius: ALSO. does this mean i can be in the common room without ur friends looking like they’re planning my murder bc that’s gotten really annoying after a few years 😭
James: OH GOD YES, IM REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT
James: ALSO IF YOU’D LIKE YOU CAN COME SIT WITH US OR HANG OUT
James: it’s ur choice pls dont think that I’m tying to force you too
Sirius: MAYBE JUST MAKE SURE MARLENE KNOWS IM NOT IGNORING HER💀
James: YEA 💀