Chapter 2
(A couple days later)
Transfiguration classroom
Marlene, Remus, and James walked in to transfiguration and sat in their usual seats right next to each other, and Marlene as usual glared at Dorcas across the room.
“Ok class, today we are going to do a partner project” Minnie said while sitting at her desk. James and Marlene look at each other as if to say “you’re my partner,” and Remus just judges them for being them.
“But, I will be choosing partners since some of you only choose the same people over and over again” She said looking at Marlene and James, then to Dorcas and Sirius.
“WHAT NOO” Marlene and James practically yelled at the same time. Sirius and Dorcas just stared at her like she just killed Willow, Dorcas’s cat that Sirius swears he hates.
“Ha, serves you right for leaving me out” Remus said, trying to hide his laugh.
“This isn't funny moony” James said shoving him
“Yea Moony” Marlene mocked.
“Y'know what, i think im ok with not being her partner now” James said while crossing his arms like a child.
“Y’know what fine” Marlene said also crossing her arms like a child. Just as she said thats Minnie said their names.
“Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadows, Regulus Black and James Potter, and Sirius Black and Remus Lupin” She said rasing her eyebrow knowing at least one of them would protest, but surprisingly none did instead James and Regulus were dying laughing so hard James fell off his chair and the others were glaring at each other
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“I can't believe it, why would Minnie do that to us!? '' Marlene said while taking the joint out of James’s hand. James was trying to hold back his laughter.
“I don’t know but I just know I'm probably going to be doing all the work” Remus said bitterly.
“Hey look at that” James said, poking the wall and backing away very fast as if it poked him back.
“What?” Marlene said pushing him out of the way, he lost his balance and tripped over remus, then fell to the ground.
“Its a phone number” James said from where he was on the ground.
“Oh” Marlene said.
“I’m gonna text it” Marlene said as she pulled out her phone.
“Thats not the best idea Marl-” Remus started but got cut off.
“To bad i am” She said typing the number into her phone.
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??? & ???
(2:30 pm)
???: Hello
???: Hello? Who are you?
???: Ok rude tf
(??? Changed “???” to “Bitch”)
Bitch: ok first of all i wasn’t rude second, thats rude
(Bitch changed “???” to “Cunt”)
Cunt: hElLo WhO aRe YoU. you were being rude
Bitch: No I wasn’t
Bitch: all i know is some random person whom i do not know randomly got my number merlin knows how and is now texting me and calling me a bitch.
Cunt: bathroom.
Bitch: Excuse me?
Cunt: it was on the bathroom wall
Bitch: OH, THAT LITTLE FUCK, IM GONNA KILL HIM
LesbianLoser & GiveMeAllTheGenders
(2:35 pm)
LesbianLoser: BARTY IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
GiveMeAllTheGenders: fucking finally
LesbianLoser: YOU FUCKING LITTLE BICTH ASS CUNT
GiveMeAllTheGenders: WHICH THING AM I BEING YELLED AT FOR
LesbianLoser: PUTTING MY NUMBER IN A BATHROOM, I KNOW IT WAS YOU, PANDORA WOULD NEVER, REGULUS DOESN'T CARE THAT MUCH, AND BOTH EVAN AND SIRIUS ARE TO SCARED OF ME
GiveMeAllTheGenders: DID SOMEONE ACTUALLY TEXT U???
LesbianLoser: YES YOU DUMB FUCK, AND THEY ARE REALLY ANNOYING
GiveMeAllTheGenders: GO TALK TO UR NEW FUCK BUDDY
LesbianLoser: FUCKING KYS
Cunt & Bitch
(2:40 pm)
Cunt: hello??
Cunt: where did u go
Cunt: HELLOOO??
Cunt: oh my god ur dead
Cunt: or u killed someone
Cunt: i’ll help u hide the body
Cunt: come backkkk
Bitch: OMG, ur needy
Cunt: who did u kill
Bitch: no one yet
Bitch: also why the fuck are you offering to help hide the body for someone you dont even know
Cunt: im bored and it seemed entertaining
Bitch: I have a question
Cunt: what is it
Bitch: are you drunk or high, or on any other type of drugs or are you always like this
Cunt: yes
Bitch: Yes to which?
Cunt: yes
Fiancée & Fiancé
(2:44 pm)
Fiancée: HOLY FUCK
Fiancée: I APOLOGIZE SIRIUS
Fiancé: FOR WHAT??
Fiancée: BULLYING YOU
Fiancé: MF. WHICH TIME
Fiancée: FOR THE TEXTING RANDOM STRANGERS THING
Fiancée: GOD THEY ARE SO ANNOYING
Fiancé: WHO ARE U TEXTING 😭
Fiancée: IDK SOME RANDOM CUNT 😭
Fiancé: WHY
Fiancée: IDK BUT BARTY PUT MY PHONE NUMBER IN A BATHROOM CAUSE HE WAS PISSED AT ME AND THEY APPARENTLY FOUND AND TEXTED IT
Fiancée: AND IM LIKE 98% SURE THEY ARE HIGH OR SMTH
Fiancé: oooh that was probably in the moaning myrtle bathroom than
Fiancée: yea probably
Cunt & bitch
(2:49 pm)
Cunt: where are u
Cunt: stop dying
Cunt: come back im amazing
Cunt: HELLOOOOOOOOOO
Cunt: i hope u were arrested
Cunt: COME BACKKKK
Bitch: DEAR FUKING MERLIN WHY ARE YOU SO NEEDY
Cunt: hi!
Bitch: your so special
Cunt: i get that a lot
Bitch: i can see why
Cunt: :(
Bitch: :)
Gay Bitches
(Dorcas, Barty, Sirius,Regulus,Pandora,and Evan)
(4:20 pm)
IncestBaby#2: Guess what just happened to Dorcas and Sirius
ManHaterForcedToMarryAMan: NOOO
IncestBaby#1: NO!!!!!
BartemiusCrouchJR: WHAT
Bleachedbrain: I WANT TO KNOW
DoraTheExplorer: Hmm?
IncestBaby#2: Dorcas has to work with Marlene Mckinnon for a project.
BartemiusCrouchJR: BAHAHNAHAH LOSERRRRR
IncestBaby#2: Sirius is working with Remus Lupin.
Bleachedbrain: 💀
IncestBaby#1: yeah well ur with james potter so stfu
ManHaterForcedToMarryAMan: Literally so stfu
DoraTheExplorer: damn u all got screwed over
IncestBaby#1: no literally
IncestBaby#2: Well, not as bad as the two of you.
ManHaterForcedToMarryAMan: Stfu bitch boy
IncestBaby#1: kys
James. P & Regulus
(5:10 pm)
James.P: HI!
Regulus: Hello.
James.P: Did u tell ur friends?
Regulus: Yes. They thought it was funny.
James.P: IT IS
Regulus: Yes it is.
James.P: ur really dry
Regulus: I don’t know what that means but it sounds really weird.
James.P: 💀
James.P: you need help being a teenager
Regulus: No I do not.
James.P: yes you do and I know who can help
(James.P added “Lily.E”)
James.P: MY GIRLFRIEND
James.P: :)
Regulus: Oh. Hello.
Lily.E: Hi Regulus
Lily.E: what has my boyfriend roped you into
Regulus: We were talking about 4 stupid people.
Lily.E: OH. Marls, Remus,and your brother and friend, right?
Regulus: Yes.
Lily.E: has he told you about our theory yet?
James.P: actually I added you because regulus needs help acting his age.
Regulus: No I don’t. Also what is your theory?
Lily.E: basically we think Marlene likes Dorcas and Remus like ur brother
Regulus: Oh?
James.P: DO THINK THEY LIKE THEM BACK?????
Regulus: Definitely. But they won’t do anything about it because they say Marlene and Remus hate them, especially Marlene.
Lily.E: dumbasses
James.P: yup, so r we just gonna see how this whole thing goes down horrendously
Regulus: Yes.
HotMF🤍 & Moony<3
(1:17 pm)
HotMF🤍: hiiii
(2:30 pm)
HotMF🤍: hello??
(3:10 pm)
HotMF🤍: are u actually mad at me?
HotMF🤍: the whole minnie thing is kinda personal so
(4:56 pm)
HotMF🤍: come backkkk
HotMF🤍: im lonelyyy
(12:04 am)
HotMF🤍: moony
HotMF🤍: moonman
HotMF🤍: come back mr. moon
HotMF🤍: ur the koala from the Sing movies
Next day
(6:20 pm)
HotMF🤍: stop ignoring me its rude
HotMF🤍: ur not a very nice person mr. moon.
Moony<3: what do you want?
HotMF🤍: UR BACK :D
HotMF🤍: HI!!!
Moony<3: what.do.you.want?
HotMF🤍: you abandoned me and left me to die
Moony<3: ok
HotMF🤍: “ok” what about “oh my merlin im so sorry you perfect angel ill never do it again im so happy you survived that horrible traumatizing moment in your life”
Moony<3: if that's what you want to think
HotMF🤍: why did u abandon me
Moony<3: why do u care?🤨
HotMF🤍: bc i was lonely and needed attention but u left me to die.
Moony<3: oh so ur an attention whore, got it
HotMF🤍: and what if i am
Moony<3: mhmmm
HotMF🤍: are u gonna leave me to die alone again
Moony<3: no
HotMF🤍: YAY ILY
Moony<3: only because i dont want u spamming my phone again
HotMF🤍: why do u hate me u wouldn’t even have a phone anymore if i wasn’t there
Moony<3: true
HotMF🤍: while u ABANDONED ME i was stuck in class being partnered up with an obnoxious little know-it-all.
Moony<3: oh poor you 😢
HotMF🤍: yes poor me. hes a bitch.
Moony<3: ok well at least you didn’t get paired with someone ur best friend hates for like no reason
HotMF🤍: why would u hate someone for no reason
Moony<3: idk man she's weird
HotMF🤍: at least the person ur with isn’t a fucking know-it-all who acts like hes better than you
Moony<3: yea but now i'm going to have to hear yap about how much she hates him and his friend
HotMF🤍: rip moonman
Moony<3: 😔
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Remus and Sirius were in the library, sitting on opposite sides of the table.
“So, what do u want to do the project on?” Remus asked and he didn’t respond, Remus knows they are close enough for him to hear so he thinks hes just ignoring him like he did to Marlene in first year.
“Hello” he says but this time he waves his hand infront of his face, and at this sirius looks up at him and starts to write something on a piece of paper and hands it to Remus, Remus reads it and thinks to himself ‘oh shit’. The paper said ‘im deaf’
Remus writes ‘oh sorry i didn’t know’ and passes it back, sirius reads it and writes ‘its fine, there is no way you could have i usually have my hearing aids in’. After that they passed notes back and forth and decided on animagus vs werewolf as their project.
On the other side of the library you can hear Dorcas and Marlene loudly arguing about what there topic should be, so loud that the librarian has to threaten to kick them out for the 3rd time to get them to shut up and sit back down.
“We should do the history of animagus!” Dorcas said loudly.
“No! We should do how to turn people into animals” Marlene said louder
“NO! Thats stupid” Dorcas said grinding her teeth together.
“NO ITS NOT” Marlene yelled while standing back up.
“That's it you two, get out” the librarian said. With that they both got up and stormed out.
Remus and Sirius looked up from their papers then looked at each other. Sirius wrote something on a piece of paper and handed it to him. ‘Those two, am i right?’ Remus read then wrote back ‘yea’.
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Gryffindor Sluts
(5.46 pm)
SmartOne#2: MARLENE YOU DUMB FUCK
LilysBitch: remus told me something so MARLENE I WANT U TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IN HERE IS AWARE WHY U HATE SIRIUS BLACK BEFORE REMUS CONTINUES TALKING.
LadyKisser: He ignored me in first year when i said hi, why?
SmartOne#2: BECAUSE YOU ABSOLUTE DUMB FUCK HE.IS.DEAF
LadyKisser: ...
LadyKissr: WHAT??!?!
MaryHadALittleLamb: YOU DUMBASS. YOU’VE BEEN HATING A DEAF MAN BC HE DIDNT HEAR U😭
SmartOne#1: MARLENE YOU DUMB BITCH
IWantCheese: ACTUAL DUMBASS.
LadyKisser: I DIDN’T KONW 😭
LadyKisser: IM GONNA APOLIZGE CAUSE HE HAS TO BE SO CONFUSED WHY I HATE HJM 😔
MaryHadALittleLamb: “im so sorry i basically hated u because ur deaf”
LadyKisser: NOOOOOO
Ladykisser: “im so sorry i basically hated u because i didn't know you were deaf and thought u ignored me in first year”
IWantCheese: idiot
Hot Mf🤍& Moony<3
(5:54)
Moony<3: Update
Moony<3: My friend no longer hates my project partner
HotMF🤍: good!!! what happened???
Moony<3: her reason to hate him was proved wrong
HotMF🤍: how long has she hated him??
Moony<3: first year
HotMF🤍: that's actually kind of embarrassing-
Moony<3: right?
HotMF🤍: at least working with him shouldn’t be that bad anymore, right?
Moony<3: yea, I actually don’t mind him, I kinda like him
HotMF🤍: good !!
Moony<3: How about you? How’s things going with your project partner?
HotMF🤍: he's a lot better than i thought he would be
Moony<3: that’s good!
HotMF🤍: mhmm! he seems really nice
Moony<3: who is he, maybe I know him?
HotMF🤍: u probably dont. he doesn’t seem like the type of person u would be friends with
Moony<3: that’s fair, so how was ur day aside from that?
HotMF🤍: really boring
Moony<3: damn that sucks, at least I got to see a cute guy
HotMF🤍: ooo??
Moony<3: I already told u about him
HotMF🤍: OH DO U HAVE A CRUSH ON UR PROJECT PARTNER
Moony<3: NOOO
Moony<3: I SAID HE WAS CUTE THERE IS DIFFERENCE
HotMF🤍: UR CHEATING ON ME???
HotMF🤍: i feel betrayed
HotMF🤍: heartbroken
HotMF🤍: TELL ME ABOUT HIM
Moony<3: 1. We are not together, 2. hes cute ig
HotMF🤍: “hes cute ig” wow don’t overwhelm me with so much information about mystery man all at once
Moony<3: shut up 😒
HotMF🤍: no ty i enjoy talking
Moony<3: trust me I can tell
HotMF🤍: stfu u love me sm
Moony<3: 😒
HotMF🤍: my friends are trying to takw my phone ily ill miss u bbg🤍🤍
Cunt & Bitch
(6:00 pm)
Cunt: holy shit
Cunt: this girl that i have to work with for class is DRIVING ME CRAZY
Cunt: SHE’S ACTUALLY INSANE.
Bitch: OH?
Bitch: why are you still texting me?
Cunt: bc ur my new friend bc i said so??
Bitch: I literally never agreed to that 🤨
Cunt: and??
Bitch: whatever I don’t care enough to argue, what about this girl that is insane?
Cunt: SHE WILL NOT STOP ARGUING WITH EVERYTHING I SAY AND SHES JUST SO SO OBNOXIOUS
Bitch: mhm
Bitch: who is she?
Cunt: if i have to type out her name i’d probably gag
Bitch: …
Bitch: r u actually being fr
Cunt: Yes.
Bitch: THANK GOD, IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SOMEONE THEY HATE THAT MUCH
Cunt: WHO??
Bitch: she’s popular so im not saying but GOD SHE IS SO ANNOYING
Cunt: ew. popular people.
Bitch: REALL
Cunt: the girl u hate, is her friend group as obnoxious as the the girl i hates are?
Bitch: most of them not all tho, there are these two that I don’t mind
Cunt: real. i swear shes only friends with 2 decent people
Bitch: WHY DO ALL ANNOYING PEOPLE HAVE 2 DECENT FRIENDS 💀
Cunt: NO LITERALLY
Bitch: ITS ANNOYING BECAUSE LIKE I WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH THEM IF IT WASN'T FOR HER
Cunt: NO I TOTALLY GET THAT
Bitch: ugh it’s so annoying
Cunt: what are u doing for christmas this year?
Cunt: hello?
Cunt: bitch??
Cunt: are u jewish or smth??
Bitch: what?
Bitch: no I’m not Jewish, r u?
Cunt: no u just didn’t answer
Cunt: so what are u doing for christmas??
Bitch: Nothing.
Cunt: oh that's sad
Bitch: I really don’t need ur pity, thanks
Cunt: i wasn’t trying to upset you
Bitch: whatever, just leave me alone
Fiancé & Fiancée
(6:12 pm)
Fiancée: Ugh
Fiancée: why can’t people mind their own business
Fiancé: real
Fiancé: what happened?
Fiancée: my stranger that I’m texting asked what i was doing for Christmas, and I left her on open if that wasn’t enough to say, I don’t want to answer she keep on asking and then when I told her nothing she just said “that’s sad”
Fiancé: ew wtf
Fiancée: god it’s like some people can’t comprehend that people have different types of families
Fiancé: how angry do u think onion and walburger would be if i just didn’t go home over break
Fiancée: how do u feel about having the shit beat out of u
Fiancé: i mean technically they cant if i dont show up😇
Fiancée: dumblewhore
Fiancée: remember when barty just didn’t go home all summer a few years ago and how dumblewhore called his father when he came back to Hogwarts for the school year
Fiancé: yeah :/
Fiancé: what if we just tried to kill ourselves again😁
Fiancée: …
Fiancée: we could tho? 🤔
Fiancé: im actually so down for that if ur being serious
Fiancée: I mean Andy is not here anymore so no one to actually try to save us 🫣
Fiancé: u better not be joking bc im being so fr
Fiancée: So am I, I’m so done with having to live my life according to my bat shit crazy parents
Fiancé: they’re having us hang out at some point over break right?
Fiancée: yea,we can do it then and not poison this time 😭
Fiancé: if we fail for the 2nd time thats actually gonna be so embarrassing
Fiancée: fr, also they might actually beat us or torture us to death if we live soo…
Fiancé: so we better not fuck up again.
Fiancée: yea
Wolfie & MsPinkHighlights
(6:14 pm)
MsPinkHighlights: weird question Remus, is it a bad thing to ask someone who is a stranger that u randomly start texting what they are doing for Christmas
Wolfie: I don’t think so but let me check
Hot MF🤍 & Moony<3
(6:14 pm)
Moony<3: Hey
Moony<3: Question what are you doing for Christmas break?
HotMF🤍: uhm
HotMF🤍: suicide??
Moony<3: haha real funny, but really tho?
HotMF🤍: why do u care
Moony<3: I just want to know
HotMF🤍: well you don’t get to so maybe mind ur own business
HotMF🤍: I think I’m just gonna go, bye ig
Moony<3: …
Wolfie & MsPinkHighlights
(6:14 pm)
Wolfie: apparently it is
MsPinkHighlights: yea…