Chapter 10
(Monday)
Cunt<3 & PrettyBitch
(4:30)
Cunt<3: dorcas?
Cunt<3: are you okay?
PrettyBitch: what?
Cunt<3: you were limping earlier
Cunt<3: and i saw the bruises
Cunt<3: are u okay?
PrettyBitch: i’m fine
Cunt<3: no you’re not
Cunt<3: was it your parents?
PrettyBitch: Why do you care?
Cunt<3: Do you care if I care?
PrettyBitch: No.
Cunt<3: then just answer my question
PrettyBitch: why should i?
Cunt<3: why not?
PrettyBitch: MERLIN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP PRETENDING YOU CARE
Cunt<3: YOU ARE SO INFURIATING
Cunt<3: WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I'M NOT PRETENDING
PrettyBitch: yes you are
Cunt<3: …
Cunt<3: no the fuck im not
Cunt<3: can you please just tell me if you're ok at least because whether you want to accept it or not i do care about you.
PrettyBitch: my parents went through my phone, it ended badly, i got disowned i’m moving in with the potters.
Cunt<3: wow thats a lot
Cunt<3: im glad your ok despite the fact that you think i don't care because i really really do, i was just mad at you before for lying to me and i said things i shouldn't have, and i'm truly sorry
PrettyBitch: I'm sorry too
PrettyBitch: y'know i didn’t want to lie to you, i was just afraid of losing you
PrettyBitch: i'm only telling you this now because i know i was stupid before thinking this could have ended with anything else then us hating each other.
Cunt<3: your not stupid for thinking that dorcas because i don’t hate you.
Cunt<3: ur smart, pretty, rude, and now because i randomly texted you because i was high and someone put ur phone number in a bathroom i know ur not some annoying heartless bitchy cunt
PrettyBitch: Pretty?
Cunt<3: that's seriously what you took from that
PrettyBitch: :)
Cunt<3: ur name is literally pretty bitch
PrettyBitch: you did that before you knew it was me
Cunt<3: i hate u
PrettyBitch: u literally just got done explaining all the things you like about me???
Cunt<3: ok but i didn't say i actually liked you
PrettyBitch: oh…
PrettyBitch: i'm going to go
Cunt<3: WAIT NO
Cunt<3: I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Cunt<3: DORCAS PLEASE I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN THAT
Cunt<3: I DO LIKE YOU
Cunt<3: LIKE REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU
Cunt<3: LIKE GO ON A DATE WITH YOU KIND OF LIKE U
PrettyBitch: …
PrettyBitch: promise your not lying to me or this isn't some sick joke
Cunt<3: I SWEAR
PrettyBitch: ok so when's the date?
Cunt<3: HUH?
PrettyBitch: you said you wanted to go on a date with me, so lets go on a date unless…
Cunt<3: NO
Cunt<3: NO UNLESS I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU
Cunt<3: BUUTT UH IM NOT GONNA TELL U WHERE BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE BUT TOMORROW NIGHT
PrettyBitch: surprise or you are going to ask james for help?
Cunt<3: im sorry do YOU want to plan the date
PrettyBitch: nope i'm good
PrettyBitch: although if u going to take me on date there is something you have ask me first
Cunt<3: there is?
PrettyBitch: 🤦♀️
Cunt<3: OHHHH
Cunt<3: DORCAS MEADOWES DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME????
PrettyBitch: yes you idiot
PrettyBitch: now go plan our date with your idiot friends
Gay Bitches
(4:36 pm)
(ManHaterForcedToMarryAMan changed their name to “ManHaterDatingAGirl”)
ManHaterDatingAGirl: SHAHAASHIUEFG HWEUBFEU
ManHaterDatingAGirl: OMFGGGG
ManHaterDatingAGirl: AHHHHHHHH
IncestBaby#1: HELLO????
IncestBaby#1: YOUR NAME?????
ManHaterDatingAGirl: ME AND MARLENE TOMORROW NIGHT
ManHaterDatingAGirl: AHAHSHSGHDDH
IncestBaby#1: OH MY FUCKING GOD
IncestBaby#1: YES
BartemiusCrouchJr: IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME HOLY SHIT
DoraTheExplorer: OMG DORCAS I'M SO HAPPY
DoraTheExplorer: ONLY TOOK YOU BOTH A MILLION YEARS!!!
IncestBaby#2: If she hurts you I’ll kill her.
BleachedBrain: double date???
BleachedBrain: drugs and knives included ofc
ManHaterDatingAGirl: UMMMM?
ManHaterDatingAGirl: ABSOLUTELY NOT
ManHaterDatingAGirl: AND REGULUS I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE WILL
IncestBaby#1: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
ManHaterDatingAGirl: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY THAT WE ARE BOTH EMBARRASSING ASS LOSERS THAT CANT SUCCEED TO KILL OURSELVES
IncestBaby#1: REAL!!
Gryffindor Sluts
(4:36)
LadyKisser: erighjrtiutgiur
LadyKisser: @Everyone
LadyKisser: IM SO HAPPY RN BUT I ALSO NEED SO MUCH HELP
LilysBitch: with whaat?
LadyKisser: TAKING DORCAS OUT ON A DATE!!!
SmartOne#1: WHAT???
IWantCheese: DONT U HATE HER??? IM SO CONFUSED
SmartOne#2: WTF?
MaryHadALittleLamb: MARLENE WTF????
MoonysBitch: don't take her roller skating. It doesn't end well.
LadyKisser: OK NOTED???
SmartOne#1: MARLENE???
LadyKisser: RIGHT SHOULD PROBABLY EXPLAIN, SHE’S MY STRANGER, SHE WAS GONNA TELL ME THEN ACCIDENTLY TOLD ME THEN RAN AWAY SO I SPAMMED TEXTED HER, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THINGS THAT HAPPENED, I WAS AN IDIOT AND SAID SOMETHING NOT HOW I MEANT IT THEN WOUND UP CONFESSING MY FEELINGS AND SHE BASICALLY DID TOO, AND NOW I NEED HELP PLANNING A DATE FOR TOMORROW :)
MaryHadALittleLamb: OH MY GOD???
LadyKisser: IKR???
LadyKisser: I'M SO HAPPY I MAY OR MAY NOT BE CRYING?
MoonysBitch: I'M SO HAPPY FOR BOTH OF YOU
LadyKisser: I'M GONNA GUESS YOU KNEW IT WAS ME AS LONG AS SHE DID???
MoonysBitch: YES
MoonysBitch: also Regulus has already threatened to kill you if you hurt her so don't do that!
LadyKisser: WELL THANK U FOR TELLING ME TO GIVE HER A CHANCE
LadyKisser: …
LadyKisser: IM SORRY BUT UR BROTHER IS A FREAKY LITTLE MAN AND HE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME
MoonysBitch: its ok hes just a little incest baby he wont do anything
SmartOne#2: Im going to be dealing with those incest jokes a lot aren’t i?
MoonysBitch: yes you very much are :)
SmartOne#2: also marls im really happy for you!
SmartOne#1: SAME MARLENE
SmartOne#1: ALSO I'M GLAD I NO LONGER HAVE TO LISTEN ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU ‘HATE’ HER
MaryHadALittleLamb: REALL
MaryHadALittleLamb: ALSO HAPPY FOR U
ImTaller & ImOlder
(4:40 pm)
ImOlder: ok but like actually James i need help 😭
ImTaller: okok
ImTaller: what does she like to do?
ImOlder: ummmm
ImOlder: read? Listen to music? drawing?
ImOlder: oh and candy, she loves eating candy
ImTaller: okay hang on
ImTaller: make her a candy bouquet.
ImOlder: ok, where do i take her?
ImTaller: ummm
ImTaller: picnic??
ImOlder: where?
ImTaller: there's a little spot i took Lily for our first date I could show u where it is?
ImOlder: ok, get up let's go
ImOlder: meet me in the common room
ImTaller: okay :D
ImOlder: bring lily too
ImTaller: do u not trust my judgment 🤨
ImOlder: no
ImOlder: plus u were going to probably bring her either way
ImTaller: …
ImTaller: thats not the point!
ImOlder: LILY I KNOW UR READING THESE TEXT SO TELL UR STUPID BOYFRIEND TO STOP ARGUING WITH ME AND JUST GET UR ASSES DOWN HERE!!!
ImTaller: STOP SHES LAUGHING AT ME
ImOlder: womp womp bitch, lets go
Cunt<3 & PrettyBitch
(6:48)
(Cunt<3 changed “PrettyBitch” to “MyPrettyGirlfriend<3”)
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: …
(MyPrettyGirlfriend<3 changed “Cunt<3” to “JePenseQueJeT’aime<3”)
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what??
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: :)
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: what does that mean??
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: why should i tell you? 🤨
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: because im amazing and deserve to know
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: mmmm?
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: no :)
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: whyyy
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: because
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: :(
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: Do you trust me?
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: obviously
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: ok than just trust it's a good thing, and i will tell you eventually
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: now is there a reason you just changed my name out of nowhere?
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: is it lying??
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: well that depends if our date is planned and set
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: it is
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: than no its not
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: do i get to know about our date?
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: its a surprise
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: all u need to know is that its going to be perfect
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: do i at least get to know the time? :(
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: 7:30
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: ok!
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: what should i wear?
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: maybe that one dress u wore the other day with the jean jacket??
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: the purple one, with my black jean jacket?
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: yeah :)
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: alr
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: are you gonna pick me up from the slytherin dorms or should i meet u at urs or somewhere else?
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: im gonna pick u up
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: OK!!
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: i can't wait to see you
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: I'm sad we don't have any classes together tomorrow :(
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: I am too :(
MyPrettyGirlfriend<3: well i have to go work on my potions homework so bye and goodnight <3
JePenseQueJeT’aime<3: goodnight <3
Fiancé & Fiancée
(6:55)
Fiancée: NEVER TEACH MARLENE FRENCH
Fiancé: okay??
Fiancée: SWEAR
Fiancé: I SWEAR
Fiancé: WHY
Fiancée: “JePenseQueJeT’aime<3”
Fiancé: why are you so insanely gay
Fiancée: …
Fiancée: KYS
Fiancée: OH ALSO HOW DID YOUR DATE GO?
Fiancé: WERDTFYGUHIJOUHYGTFRDESR YUI9UT6DRTYUI0UT
Fiancée: I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO PUSH IT BACK BECAUSE OF OUR BITCH ASS PARENTS BUT I'M GUESSING THAT MEANS IT WENT GOOD
Fiancé: DON'T SAY SORRY IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT???
Fiancé: IT WAS AMAZING HES AMAZING AND EWOIUFBWOEIGHF9ER3OGHFR9
Fiancée: IM HAPPY FOR U
Fiancée: ALTHOUGH I SAW THAT WAND…
Fiancée: THE JOKES WILL BE COMING
Fiancé: just don't let Barty see his wand 🙏
Fiancée: ive already sent the pictures…
Fiancé: STOP
Fiancé: DIE
Fiancé: FUCK OFF
(Fiancé changed “Fiancée” to “SLUT”)
SLUT: YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH ASS WHORE
(SLUT changed “Fiancé” to “WHORE”)
WHORE: am i wrong about it though
WHORE: you’re not a very nice person
SLUT: :)
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Dorcas is standing outside the slytherin common room in her purple dress and black jean jacket waiting for Marlene to come get her. Sirius, Barty, and Pandora helped her get ready while Regulus sat on the floor criss-cross like a child. When she was done she figured it would be easier to just sit outside the common room seeing as the slytherin common room is literally in the dungeon and hard to find.
Marlene made her way down to the slytherin common room with the help of Sirius's directions. As she was walking she thought to herself ‘i never thought much about the slytherin common room but damn this sucks and i would kill myself if this was my common room, hmm? Maybe that factored into them trying to kill themselves’ she stopped that train of thought before she got sad. That's when she saw Dorcas and called out to her.
“Hey Dorcas!!!”
“HI Maelene!!” Dorcas said getting up and walking over to her. When she got to her they stood there awkwardly until Marlene all but forced a bouquet of candy in her hands.
“I- Thank you?” Dorcas said, confused on why it was literally shoved in her hand.
“Do you not like it? I can get you something else!!!” Marlene said, stressing now.
“NO, no I love it, just why did you shove it in my hands, you could have just handed to me” She said holding back a laugh
“Oh, yea sorry about that” she said awkwardly. They stood there awkwardly.
“We should go now” Dorcas said
“Oh yea, we should lets go” Marlene said while picking up Dorcas’s hand and holding it.
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Gay Bitches
(8:40)
ManHaterDatingAGirl: AHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IncestBaby#1: WHY ARE YOU YELLING
ManHaterDatingAGirl: I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN LOVE
ManHaterDatingAGirl: DRTFTYCFGHVVR DSRDZAXCHJKNFXCVBNSZXZXCB
BartemiusCrouchJr: SO I'M GUESSING IT WENT WELL???
ManHaterDatingAGirl: NO FUCKING DUH YOU DUMB FUCK
ManHaterDatingAGirl: THE DRUGS ARE REALLY GETTING TO U
IncestBaby#2: What did you guys do?
ManHaterDatingAGirl: picnic
ManHaterDatingAGirl: it was so pretty
ManHaterDatingAGirl: OH AND SHE GAVE ME CANDY BOUQUET, I LOVE CANDY!!!
DoraTheExplorer: THAT'S SO CUTE
BartemiusCrouchJr: Evan said he’s really happy for you but if she fucks this up he will kill her
ManHaterDatingAGirl: …
ManHaterDatingAGirl: PLS DONT
Gryffindor Sluts
(8:41 pm)
(LadyKisser changed name to “IWantToMarryDorcas”)
IWantToMarryDorcas: AHEHHHSJHKSJHD HHQAAJDJJDGIU
MaryHadALittleLamb: SO IT WENT WELL???
IWantToMarryDorcas: OBVIOUSLY
MoonysBitch: YAYY
LilysBitch: YES FUCKING FINALLY
IWantToMarryDorcas: KJWEHFIUSHGDUHAEUKFHCJEHGFVGHWGHFKJSWHFJU
IWantCheese: real
SmartOne#1: I'm so happy for you guys :)
IWantToMarryDorcas: HFGWRKWHFKJGAIUIOWQAIUORJ
SmartOne#2: understandable
IWantToMarryDorcas: TO EARLY TO SAY I'M IN LOVEE????
MoonysBitch: NOT AT ALL
HotMF🤍& Moony<3
(next day)
(10:30)
Moony<3: HI
HotMF🤍: HI
(HotMF🤍 changed their name to “LadyStardust”)
Moony<3: David Bowie reference?
LadyStardust: YES I LOVE HIM HES SO NICE
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: SIRIUS HOW TF DO U KNOW HE'S NICE???
Moony<3: DID YOU FUCKING MEET DAVID BOWIE??????
LadyStardust: yes??
Moony<3: WHAT
Moony<3: WHENN??
LadyStardust: A FEW SUMMERS AGO I SNUCK OUT WITH DORCAS TO GO TO HIS CONCERT AND AFTER WE ENDED UP PANICKING BC OUR PARENTS WERE GONNA KILL US
LadyStardust: AND HE WAS LIKE “wtf” AND WE TOLD HIM EVERYTHINGGG AND HE TOOK US TO GET FOOD AND NOW WE’RE FRIENDS :D
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: so u and meadows snuck out when u were like what 12?
Moony<3: met him, told him ur parents were gonna kill u so he took u guys to get food and you told him about wizards and he just believed you and you both are still in contact with him???
LadyStardust: yes he saw two children that hadn’t eaten in a week bc we pissed our family off and he said “ mine. we’re going to get food” and now we write letters back and forth
Moony<3: Marlene is going to be jealous when she finds out
Moony<3: also the more i hear about ur family the more i really want a werewolf to eat them
LadyStardust: …
LadyStardust: you say that a lot but like
LadyStardust: i love werewolves
LadyStardust: they're not that bad😭
Moony<3: idk some of them really suck
Moony<3: like the ones who just bite random people or kids and turn them into werewolves
LadyStardust: well yeah obviously but that doesn’t mean they’re all bad
LadyStardust: there’s one here and i love him
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: TF DO U MEAN YOU KNOW A WEREWOLF?????
LadyStardust: i mean idk HIM ik him in his wolf form
LadyStardust: ACTUALLY this is something i've been needing to talk to u about
Moony<3: OH THE FACT YOU JUST KNOW THE WEREWOLF THAT GOES HERE
Moony<3: HOW??
Moony<3: I MEAN THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD LET PEOPLE GET CLOSE TO HIM
LadyStardust: he doesn’t
LadyStardust: okay so don’t get mad at me for not telling you sooner i've been trying to figure out how to bring it up without it being weird
LadyStardust: i mightt be an animagus
LadyStardust: BUT DON'T GET MAD IT'S A REALLY CUTE BIG BLACK DOG SO IF U GET MAD I'LL TURN INTO HIM BC NOBODY CAN STAY MAD AT A DOG!!
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: NO FUCKING WAY
Moony<3: IM DONE
Moony<3: I'M NOT MAD
Moony<3: BUT THERE’S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL U
Moony<3: i'm the werewolf, i got bit when i was 4 and i’ve hidden it this whole time the only ones who know are James, Peter, Marlene, Lily, and Mary, also pretty sure Dorcas knows because she looks at me weird sometimes on the full moon
Moony<3: wait actually if ur an animagus, is she too?
Moony<3: let me guess, silver fox?
LadyStardust: okay 1, you as a werewolf can eat my family while padfoot kills the one that bit you!
LadyStardust: 2, yes she is the fox we figured out how to become animagus a while ago bc it helps us hide from our parents and then we found a werewolf in first year and started going every month
Moony<3: well, we are both just gay idiots in every form then
LadyStardust: OOOH THATS WHY EVERYONE CALLS YOU MOONY
LadyStardust: AND WHY JAMES AND PETER ARE ANIMAGUS BUT YOU ARENT
Moony<3: :)
Moony<3: yup, they have really helped me and been there for me
Moony<3: oh shit, so like what if i tell u its not just peter and james?
LadyStardust: and while they were helping you i was busy chewing on james’s antlers😁
LadyStardust: WHO ELSE???
Moony<3: THAT WAS U, JAMES HAS NEVER LET THAT GO AND HE ALWAYS BLAMED ME NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SAID IT WASN'T ME :(
Moony<3: promise not to tell anyone?
LadyStardust: IM SORRY THEY LOOKED LIKE STICKS
LadyStardust: MHMM!
Moony<3: Marlene, shes a bear, but like a little one, we don't know why but she just wont grow
Moony<3: she's not like really small but not big either
LadyStardust: ABSJWJEJWJW
Moony<3: if u ever bring it up to her, DO NOT MENTION THE SMALL PART
Moony<3: I REALLY LIKE U AND PREFER SHE DOESN'T MAUL U TO DEATH AS AN ANIMAGUS
LadyStardust: i also prefer she doesn’t do that
LadyStardust: it would make u sad and i don't like sad remus
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: we also don’t want to die right? 🤨
LadyStardust: …
LadyStardust: sure we can say that
Moony<3: i'm getting Effie to get you therapy
LadyStardust: i don't need therapy im very good at coping
Moony<3: “sure we can say that”
LadyStardust: maybe YOU need therapy
Moony<3: bitch i'm in therapy
Moony<3: stop deflecting
LadyStardust: I'm so happy for you!!
Moony<3: i've already text Effie and Fleamont you and Drocas are getting therapy
Moony<3: :)
LadyStardust: and what if i just get barty to attack you in his raccoon form
Moony<3: i'm not even surprised
Moony<3: she will get him therapy too!!
LadyStardust: we named him little trash man
LadyStardust: HE needs therapy
Moony<3: we named Marlene Hari
Moony<3: It's a muggle candy brand named Haribo, Lily came up with it
LadyStardust: why are you and your friends so much nicer when it comes to naming each others animagus
LadyStardust: like theres Moony (idc if its not an animagus) Alpine, Hari, Prongs, and Wormtail which actually isn't very nice now that i’m thinking about it but whatever
LadyStardust: we literally just call Barty’s animagus “trash rat”
LadyStardust: I WAS SNUFFLES UNTIL JAMES GAVE ME THE NAME PADFOOT.
Moony<3: James knows, should have figured
Moony<3: who is Alpine?
LadyStardust: Dorcas
Moony<3: It fits her
Moony<3: question tho?
Moony<3: when you guys turn into your animagus form, what do you do with willow, dorcas’s cat, does she just go with you?
LadyStardust: …
LadyStardust: idk what dorcas does but padfoot hides from willow.
LadyStardust: she's not very nice.
Moony<3: padfoot the giant black dog, hides from a small cat that is probably the same size as ur paw 💀
LadyStardust: I once watched Moony get startled by a bunny.
Moony<3: IT BIT MOONY’S LEG
LadyStardust: YEAH WELL WILLOW HARRASSES PADFOOT.
Moony<3: WOMP WOMP BITCH ASNKJEFSIOEJFOIEJOIEFJWEIHFEWIWE
Moony<3: sorry james stole my phone
Moony<3: but seriously that's embarrassing
LadyStardust: MOONY IS SCARED OF BUNNIES STOP JUDGING PADFOOT.
Moony<3: THAT BIT HIM
Moony<3: AND HE WAS LIKE 11
LadyStardust: THAT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO
Moony<3: SHUT UP
Moony<3: GO GET TERRORIZED BY A CAT
LadyStardust: and what if the cat killed me and that was the last thing you ever said to me
Moony<3: if a cat killed u, u deserved it
LadyStardust: I'm going to put a bunny on Moony's back.
Moony<3: i love bunnies
LadyStardust: I’ll put a chipmunk in your bed.
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: i’ll put a slug in yours
LadyStardust: I’ll throw a chipmunk at your fucking face.
Moony<3: i’ll put slug bits in your tea and soup bitch
LadyStardust: 😟
LadyStardust: I’ll burn your books you freak
Moony<3: i’ll bleach soak your leather jackets
LadyStardust: I’ll steal all of your chocolate.
Moony<3: I’ll feed you avocado when your padfoot <3
LadyStardust: I have emetophobia i’d actually kill you <3
Moony<3: don’t steal my chocolate then
Moony<3: it makes me happy
LadyStardust: i hope all your chocolate melts
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: i hope peter puts cheese in your socks
LadyStardust: …
LadyStardust: what if i just killed myself
Moony<3: what if u just failed again
LadyStardust: WHAT IF I JUST NEVER LET YOU WEAR ONE OF MY JACKETS EVER AGAIN.
Moony<3: WHAT IF I NEVER LET U TOUCH ONE MY SWEATERS EVER AGAIN
LadyStardust: wait no
LadyStardust: i loveee youuuuu
LadyStardust: i meant none of it
Moony<3: …
Moony<3: i mean none of either, also did you just say you love me?
Moony<3: Y’know i can see you right?
Moony<3: i love you too
LadyStardust: WAERSTDYFUGIOPIUYITRESERDTFGYUHIOPUTRETDYFUI89EYT
Moony<3: Minnie is gonna kill us