Wolf and cub (Or how small children became the new must have missing nin accessory)

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Wolf and cub (Or how small children became the new must have missing nin accessory)
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Characters
Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi, Sai (Naruto), Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, Orochimaru (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi, Senju Tobirama, Yuuhi Kurenai, Yamato | Tenzou, Shizune (Naruto), Yakushi Kabuto, Hoshigaki Kisame, Haku (Naruto), Nara Shikaku, Yamanaka Inoichi, Shimura Danzou, Momochi Zabuza, Shiranui Genma, Namiashi Raidou, Hyuuga Hiashi, Hyuuga Hizashi, Uchiha Fugaku, Mitarashi Anko, Utatane Koharu, Mitokado Homura, Aburame Shibi, Inuzuka Tsume, Ebisu (Naruto), Yamashiro Aoba, Morino Ibiki, Yashamaru (Naruto), Gekkou Hayate, Shin (Naruto)
Tags
Fluff and Humor Politics Angst and Humor Pen Pals Pirates Resurrection Poor Life Choices Gossip Detective Noir Missing-Nin Mad Science parental Kakashi kakashi kidnaps Naruto All Jounin are crazy Kakashi is not fit to raise children Kakashi has no non-shinobi life skills Everything is Danzo's fault unemployment Naruto is a menace Sasuke does not have stockholm syndrome All Uchiha are pyros Big Brother Itachi Zabuza did not sign up for this shit Gaara is like a cat cute cuddly and with an unfortunate tendency to leave dead things on the floor Tenzo is teaching social skills out of self help books what could possibly go wrong Really useless summons contracts Kabuto is an adorable murder child Orochimaru is so proud Kisame is in over his head Ancient Temples mysterious treasure Death Traps Ninja Pirates Femme Fatale Kurenai
Summary
A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.
Note
For future reference this version of konoha is nastier than canon in a number of ways because the Sandaime got hit on the head during the kyuubi attack and Danzo is therefore responsible for much of the village's actual functioning. The effects are subtle but significant, and include a worsening of anbu missions which acts as a contributory factor in driving Kakashi over the edge. I will probably go into more detail later.

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