
Characters
Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou/Tsukishima Kei, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Kindaichi Yuutarou/Kunimi Akira, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Takeda Ittetsu/Ukai Keishin, Kita Shinsuke/Miya Atsumu, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kuroo Tesurou/Ukai Keishin, Iwaizumi Hajime/Original Female Character(s), Oikawa Tooru/Original Male Character(s)
Tags
Time Travel
Kinda
HE
Abusive Parents
lol
im so sorry
also
Like
long story
why????
Depressed Oikawa Tooru
Oikawa Tooru's Knee Injury
Oikawa is Godzilla
he is also really really rich
kuroo is lowkey jealous
mcrip my boy
Tendou is Rodan
Ushijima is Ghidorah
oikawa is so old-
Oikawa Tooru was abused
Jealous Oikawa Tooru
Atsumu is confused and horny
ushijima fucked up
Iwazumi is Mothra??
everyone else is human
kuroo accidentally had sex with Ukai three times
he topped
don’t ask why this came to mind because honestly I don’t know
Bullied Oikawa Tooru
Oikaw Tooru has anxiety
he needs a hug-
from Hajime
did I mention how rich oikawa is??
yandere Akaashi
Coaches
oikawa kills Ushijima
but dw
yellow dragon farmer survived
if you don’t hate Hajime’s gf by the end of this I’m doing my job wrong lol
cam someone please get Oikawa to therapy???
babylonian king Oikawa
babylonian Queen Mothra
text chat
Some of it
Actually more of them are Titans lol
Iwaizumi is buff
short angry muscle man
magic muscle man
like fanom Bokuto buff
...because what he lacks in height he makes up everywhere else
lol Oikawa?? Happy?? Lol you thOU G H T
it’s official I’m a slut for Bokuto with his hair down fight me
UNGH
i can’t tell yall it’s a secret but he
he does brave boy stuff and ugh
akaashi and Bokuto aren’t dating yet despite what it seems
because I want Bokuto to suffer and snap
I’m so sorry yall
Oikawa might have no arse but damn long legs daisy dukes makes a man go “shittykawa!”
honestly Just Oikawa’s legs
Legs
lev
lev is
Lev is Lev
figure it out kiddos
you will see other POVs but right now it’s mainly Oikawa mostly because yeah
Summary
When people asked him why he despised Ushijima with every fibre of his being he always replied in the same, aloof way “because he constantly nags me!” And “because he stalks me!” The staking part hope ever is of course, not true.But it’s been hundreds of years and he isn’t sure how much longer he can keep this secret for. Now plagued with the realisation that keeping his true form hidden in a human isn’t working as well as he planned, old foes and alias alike are begging to return and worst of all, Iwa-chan’s new girlfriend is making him loose all sense of rationality. While he deals with his problems he is also coming to realise that perhaps he really had bitten off more than he could chew, he can’t put a name for all these emotions and he hates it! All he wants is to crawl into Iwaizumi’s lap and be told everything is okay but of course this is real life and in real life you don’t always get what you ask for. Now a new threat is also arising in the form of one Kageyama Tobio, will Oikawa be able to keep his crown or will Kageyama finally beat him, crowning himself unknowingly as king of the monsters and accidentally cause the downfall of mankind and Earth herself?
Note
I...I don’t know okay?
Chapters
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Chapter 1
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
I have the power of god and anime on my side-
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
I shoved a whole entire bag of jellybeans up my arse
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
I won’t hesitate bitch-
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
Whoever said that snorting icing sugar was good was definitely wrong-
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
Pls god no
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
Hotel? Trivago
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
Time Alive
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
Calm down Jamal
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
Don’t pull out the nine
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
no, no you can’t! please don’t go away, please? no ones ever stuck with me for so long before.
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
STAHP-
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
Wait- when was Osamu added?
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
I’m sorry I don’t know anymore lol
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM -
i literally just want to be fucked so hard someone will rearrange my organs
April 20, 2025 at 09:00 AM