I have the power of god and anime on my side-
TuTushima added Godzillasimp to BoogieWoogieWoogie
Godzillasimp: how do I get my neighbour to turn down their fucking music???
Litten: what’re they listening to?
Godzillasimp: some English song, hold up I’ll Shazam
Godzillasimp: Bang Bang by will.i.am and A Little Party Never Killed Nobody by Fergie
TuTushima: Great Gatsby~
Godzillasimp: what?
Litten: what’re they doing exactly?
Godzillasimp: blasting it through their surround sound system
Litten: knock in their door??
Godzillasimp: can’t, I’d have to walk up his long arse driveway
Litten: wait hold up, are they rich??
Godzillasimp: yeah, mansion
Godzillasimp: they’ve got a bamboo wood that surrounds most of the house but the back garden opens up into the mountain, big forest of trees. They’ve got a small river that goes through the back garden with a bridge
Litten: bruh who lives there??? I wanna marry them-
TuTushima: aren’t you rich??
Litten: nOt ThAt RiCh
Godzillasimp: Shittykawa
Litten:..I-
TuTushima: BXIAJHXJW NOW YOU HAVE TO MARRY HIM AHAH
Litten: ew no
UshiUshi: he should’ve gone to Shiratorizawa
You’remydad: he-
TuTushima: hoe really hid his money from us
Godzillasimp: part of his house is more modern bc a storm ruined some of it but most of it is still traditional
Godzillasimp: they have a massive house off in some island, all modern and shit
Litten: how do you know????
Godzillasimp: they bring me on holiday with them
Litten: hxiajjxjw makes sense why you put up with him now
HoeHoe: ????
Litten: the money lol!
Godzillasimp: I-
Litten: You’re not correcting me
Litten created a new chat
Litten added you’remydad, UshiUshi, TuTushima +2
Litten called the group Without Trash
Litten: tell us the truth hoe
Godzillasimp: you can’t tell Shittykawa
Litten: we won’t lol
Godzillasimp: my family was payed for me to be his friend when we were kids
Litten: oof...you still get paid???
Godzillasimp:....
You’remydad: guys this is cruel
Litten: okay but do you still get paid
Godzillasimp: yeah
Litten: Holy shit
Godzillasimp: Listen you really can’t tell him!
Litten: bruh how many proper friends does he have
Godzillasimp: I..I don’t know
You’remydad: guys seriously stop! It’s not any of our business! If anything this is fucking horrible!
Godzillasimp: I didn’t even know till recently!
UshiUshi: who else do you see him talk with
Godzillasimp: errr, Matsukawa
UshiUshi: add him, we shall ask
Godzillasimp:...fine
Godzillasimp added Babayaga
Litten: bruh what tf is that nickname?
Babayaga: ew it’s a slimy cat
TuTushima: ew it’s a coffin
Babayaga: ew it’s a monkey
HoeHoe: how is Babayaga a coffin?
Babayaga: ew it’s a skunk
HoeHoe:..I’m not a skunk
HoeHoe: do I really smell that bad?
HoeHoe: should I get a new soap?
Babayaga: what? No no no
Babayaga: it’s just your hair with the black and white
Babayaga: skunk has black and white
HoeHoe:...so do owls
Babayaga: okay okay you’re an owl
HoeHoe: yay!!
You’remydad: I want death
Babayaga: ^
Babayaga: anyway tf you soggy bitch. You just gonna brood around and make money from being Oikawa’s friend huh?
Babayaga: well too late fuck tard I’m his best friend now
UshiUshi: gossip
TuTushima: do you mean tea?
UshiUshi: tea
TuTushima: omfg
Litten: oh shit yh i forgot about that
Litten: so like, you don’t get paid???
Babayaga: nah, you see I’m a real bitch not same fake hoe
Godzillasimp: I’m not fake!
Babayaga: tell that to the cheques you whore
Godzillasimp: I didn’t know!!
Godzillasimp: wait- how do you know???
Babayaga: Oinkawa
Godzillasimp: how does he know
Babayaga: mother dearest
Godzillasimp: oh shit-
TuTushima: oinkawa-
HoeHoe: ^
Litten: ^
UshiUshi: tea
Godzillasimp: bruh stfu you just want him at Shiratorizawa
UshiUshi: yes
Godzillasimp: have him
Babayaga: how about nO
UshiUshi: yes
Babayaga: I’ll make sure your corpse is mistreated
Litten: i-
HoeHoe: that’s kinda scary ngl
Litten: Bro i agree
HoeHoe: bro…
UhsiUshi: I’ll be the corpse that stares at you
Babayaga: they all do
UshiUshi: I can’t die
UshiUshi: I am
UshiUshi: inevitable
Godzillasimp: die
UhsiUshi: no u
TuTushima: ushi you alright there?
UshiUshi: yes
UshiUshi: Tendou has taught me how to reply to certain text messages
UshiUshi: it is rather interesting
Godzillasimp: how tf are you in Shiratorizawa? You’re like, stoopid
UshiUshi: I will choke you
TuTushima: ugh dAdDy
You’remydad: better you than me
Babayaga: excuse you Iwa is our daddy
Babayaga: big arms type of daddy
Babayaga: big muscle type of daddy
Babayaga: pls punch me in the face type of daddy
Babayaga: deep voice type of daddy
Babayaga: heavy glare heavy dick type of daddy
Godzillasimp: S T O P
Babayaga: fucks you senseless type of daddy
Babayaga: ties you up type of daddy
Babayaga: shame he isn’t financially secure
Godzillasimp: literally go did
TuTushima: would like to tap that but Oikawa would fucking socker punch me if I bReAthed at you
Godzillasimp:..why?
Babayaga: thick and thicc type of daddy
HoeHoe: I am thicc daddy
Litten: im rich daddy
Babayaga: you’re the bad boy daddy
Litten: then whose our rich daddy?
Litten: big UshiUshi, he is the tol daddy
Babayaga: oikawa isn’t daddy but he is rich
TuTushima: sugar bottom
Litten: he is a bottom
HoeHoe: probs a power bottom
UshiUshi: he has no arse
Babayaga: neither do you
Godzillasimp: I-
Godzillasimp: why we be talking about Oikawa tho
Litten: because apparently I can’t be the rich daddy
TuTushima: Iwaizumi if you marry him you’ll be financially stable
TuTushima: become a sugar baby or smthn
Babayaga: omFG YES
Godzillasimp: NO
Godzillasimp: N O SPELLS NO
Babayaga: he’d totes buy you Gucci and all the expensive shit
TuTushima: probably a new car like a lambo
Babayaga: and would let you use his private jet
TuTushima: hzjajxuijs I would drop my pants for him
Litten:...okay but I could do those things!! Why can’t I be rich daddy
TuTushima: does your family own an island in the Caribbean
Litten:...we have a house there
TuTushima: exactly Bitch
Babayaga: he was showing me the new house they bought in santorini although it’s in his name
TuTushima: my neck my back lick my dicky and my crack
Babayaga: wOw
TuTushima: I just wanna be riCh
BoogieWoogieWoogie
TuTushima: @OiOikawa can I be yo sugar baby pls
OiOikawa: erm no
TuTushima: why noooooot???
OiOikawa: only one person can be my sugar baby
Litten: lol
HoeHoe: can I???
Minecraftfox: no-
Snek: why can’t you just give money to all of us?
Minecraftfox: I only want one sugar daddy and it’s Atsumu
OiOikawa: the blond twin??
Minecraftfox:...yes
OiOikawa:...he has a big dick though ngl
Minecraftfox: how do you?
Litten: I invited them all to a party
Minecraftfox: oml
Minecraftfox: that didn’t end well did it??
You’remydad: I went to that…
You’remydad: I saw someone pick up the hoover and beat another person with it
OiOikawa: oh yh
OiOikawa: I remember seeing you
OiOikawa: you were snogging Suga though so I didn’t say hi
You’remydad: hajxjwjxjiskwndjak-
UshiUshi: I’ll fucking stab your parents
OiOikawa: please
Snek: dude
Litten: Bro
HoeHoe: Bro
Minecraftfox: dude
UshiUshi: dude
Godzillasimp: Shittykawa no
OiOikawa added Babayaga to BoogieWoogieWoogie
Babayaga: hey sluts
Babayaga: I told them about the house
OiOikawa: that’d be why they’re asking to be my sugar baby huh
Babayaga: lol sorry
Babayaga: not sorry
OiOikawa: ushksjx
Litten: i wanna see your house
OiOikawa: you really wanna come around???
You’remydad: I just watched Kageyama scream for two minutes straight at a wasp
Snek: why?
You’remydad: Tsukishima said if you scream at a wasp it’ll give you honey
Snek: but bees give you honey…
You’remydad: I know…
Minecraftfox: is your team just retarded or something
OiOikawa: Swageyama Tobiyolo has a volleyball for a brain confirmed
You’remydad: tf
You’remydad: swageyama tobiyolo??
OiOikawa: aight so you know how I went to middle school with the little shit
You’remydad: yeah, fuckin traumatised him or some shit
OiOikawa: bruh, it’s a long story, do you wanna catch these hands
You’remydad: jegxisnbx
You’remydad: Just explain!!!
OiOikawa: yes daddy dearest
OiOikawa: okay so, the little shit though Iwa-Chan was in a gang so he came up with a street name to impress him, Swageyama Tobiyolo
OiOikawa: he quickly learnt that Iwa-Chan was in a street gang he was just in the Godzilla Fanclub
Godzillasimp: stfu you worthless hoe
OiOikawa: bruh at least I’m not a Virgin-
Godzillasimp: ha?
OiOikawa: I’m sorry Iwa-chan! Please don’t abuse me!!!!
Godzillasimp: I dare you to repeat that Shittykawa
OiOikawa: (*´ー)ﾉ(ノд`)
Godzillasimp: hdowjxuiab
Godzillasimp: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
OiOikawa: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
TuTushima: tf
Babayaga: wow
You’remydad: Noya and Tanaka do the same thing….
OiOikawa: ROLLING THUN D E R
you’remydad: please not you too-
You’remydad: I witnessed a double rolling thunder yesterday
You’remydad: he got the ball
You’remydad: then took out Tanaka
OiOikawa: Ugh if only Shinji knew how to do Rolling Thunder-
TuTushima: GIYSBWKDJAKJXIWJ
TuTushima: IM SO FUCKINH GAY HOLY SHIT
OiOikawa: tell me about it-
TuTushima: I WAS OUT SHOPPING AT MY UNCLES SHOP AKD——-
TuTushima: CUTE GREEN HAIRED BOY APPEARED
TuTushima: HE JUST-
TuTushima: HE WAS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SOFT SPOKEN AND HE WAS WEARINH THIS CUTE OVERSIZED HOODIE AND A PAIR OF SHORTS BUG IT STARTED RIANING AKD I GAVE HIM MY UMBRELLA
TuTushima: HE ASKED ME MY NAME AND I COUFLNTJAIJXJWH I WAS SO CONFLICTED
TuTushima: I DONT CARE IF MY UNCLE LAUGEUD AT KE OR TAHT I HAD TO RUN HOME IN THE RAIN
TuTushima: HE COMPLIMENTED MY TO GUE PIERCING AND I-
OiOikawa: what what name did you give him???
ThTushima: Daichi’s…
You’remydad: oh so you’re why Yamaguchi asked me why I had shrunk, dyed my hair and got piercings
TuTushima: you know him???????????????
You’remydad: yes…
TuTushima: CAN I HAVE HIS NUMBER????
You’remydad: is this lust or do you actually like him
TuTushima: the idea of fucking him didn’t come across my mind actually-
TuTushima: I just wanna take care of him and take him out places and pamper him and shit…
You’remydad: that was
You’remydad: so pure I-
You’remydad added Gucciflipflops to BoogieWoogieWoogie
Gucciflipflops: hello?
Gucciflipflops: Dadichi what is this?
You’remydad: you’ve gained a fan
Gucciflipflops:...really?
You’remydad: yes
You’remydad: @TuTushima say hello
TuTushima:....
TuTushima: Icantimscared-
Litten: shut it you slimy bitch this is the gc
TuTushima: aghidkwuxokajxkab
Gucciflipflops: are you alright?
TuTushima: AHHH DADDYISWTGIMGONNADIE
you’remydad: calm down
Gucciflipflops: daddy?
You’remydad: don’t ask..
Gucciflipflops: I thought only Suga could fall you daddy
HoeHoe: hA exposed-
TuTushima: hicuteguyfrommyunclesshop
TuTushima: ihopeyoumadeithomeokay-
Gucciflipflops: I did!! Thank you for the umbrella!!
Gucciflipflops:..you think I’m cute?
TuTushima: aight I’m gonna go dive off a cliff now
Gucciflipflops: eh??
Gucciflipflops: no don’t!
Gucciflipflops: I didn’t mean it in a mean way!
Gucciflipflops: it’s just that...not a lot of people compliment me like that
TuTushima: I don’t understand..you’re fucking beautiful!
Gucciflipflops: shizjenxkjakdka
Gucciflipflops: thank you
Gucciflipflops: FFFFUCK
you’remydad:...I-
You’remydad: 20 laps around the gym
Gucciflipflops: ASAHI SENT ME A PICTURE
You’remydad: so?
Gucciflipflops: IT WAS FOR NOYA
You’remydad: this is Asahi he literally would never send anything inappropriate
OiOikawa: oooo spicy~
Gucciflipflops: he-
Gucciflipflops: well
Gucciflipflops: tbh I’m surprised Noya can walk-
You’remydad: wait what-
Litten added Asesus to BoogieWoogieWoogie
Gucciflipflops: congrats???
Asesus: I am so so so so so sorry
Asesus: god is good god is good god is good
Gucciflipflops: I’ve never...seen one so large before…
OiOikawa: holy shit-
TuTushima: have we found our big dick daddy??
HoeHoe: I thought I was big dick daddy…
UshiUshi: you’re thicc daddy if my memory serves me correct
You’remydad: Ugh
Asesus: I’m so sorry Yamaguchi, that was for Noya I’m so sorry please forget you ever saw that-
Snek: explain Green brother
Gucciflipflops: it was a...well..two shampoo bottles
OiOikawa: *le gasp* big dick daddy indeed!!
Litten: BWAHAHAHA
HoeHoe: OHOHOHOHO
You’remydad: Asahi wtf?
Asesus: I’m sorry!!!
You’remydad: Asahi it’s 2am
You’remydad: why??
Asesus: igothorny
You’remydad: did Noya blackmail you?
Asesus: not exactly..
You’remydad: explain
Asesus: he said he’d send me a picture of him wearing one of my t-shirts if I did it
Asesus: but then I accidentally sent it to Noya and Yamaguchi
Asesus: now he won’t stop laughing at me
You’remydad:...
You’remydad: is it too late to retire??
OiOikawa: yes
You’remydad: shit
Oikawa huffed and pulled up his bank account on his phone. How many captains were there again? Seven over all, ¥609’379 would be the price for him to treat all the captains to the Cleopatra facial from Gold Elements…but it was in Tokyo and so he would probably have to book a hotel for what? Friday, Saturday, Sunday so they could all go shopping since how could they not? Then maybe going out to dinner Saturday night? Yeah that’d work.
Captain GC
OiOikawa: so i was watching Ladylike
OiOikawa: now who wants to get an expensive facial done with me?
HoeHoe: yes!!
Litten: if you’re paying then count me in
You’remydad: we have a sleep over planned?
TuTushima: I smell Oikawa spending money on us?? I’m in
UshiUshi: am I invited?
OiOikawa:..yes
UshiUshi: then I shall come
Minecraftfox: sure
Snek: yayay!!! New friends!
OiOikawa: okay so we’ll get the train to Tokyo on Friday, go straight to the Āman hotel where I’ll book the suites for us
OiOikawa: on Saturday we get out facial then shopping then dinner
OiOikawa: Sunday we relax, maybe the spa, swim or use the gym, possibly more shopping or sightseeing
OiOikawa: Monday we go back
You’remydad:...you’ll pay for all of this????
OiOikawa: I’ll pay for dinner, hotel, facial, train tickets and I’ll treat you guys shopping
You’remydad: why?
OiOikawa: I’m like Gatsby rich, I have nothing to do with all this money
You’remydad: I kinda planned something with Suga Saturday night though
OiOikawa: then bring him
UshiUshi: Tendou is asking if he can come
OiOikawa: he can
Litten: and kitten?
HoeHoe: and Akaashi???
OiOikawa: I-
OiOikawa: sure why not
TuTushima: zhakjxjwj
TuTushima:...can I invite-
OiOikawa: yes you can invite Yamaguchi
TuTushima: yay!
OiOikawa: maybe Iwa-Chan would want to come…
Snek: ask him you hoe
Minecraftfox: Atsumu...shall come
OiOikawa:...ok
You’remydadd coach says he wants to talk to you about this
OiOikawa: make a new GC