Go Go Godzilla

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Go Go Godzilla
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Time Travel Kinda HE Abusive Parents lol im so sorry also Like long story why???? Depressed Oikawa Tooru Oikawa Tooru's Knee Injury Oikawa is Godzilla he is also really really rich kuroo is lowkey jealous mcrip my boy Tendou is Rodan Ushijima is Ghidorah oikawa is so old- Oikawa Tooru was abused Jealous Oikawa Tooru Atsumu is confused and horny ushijima fucked up Iwazumi is Mothra?? everyone else is human kuroo accidentally had sex with Ukai three times he topped don’t ask why this came to mind because honestly I don’t know Bullied Oikawa Tooru Oikaw Tooru has anxiety he needs a hug- from Hajime did I mention how rich oikawa is?? yandere Akaashi Coaches oikawa kills Ushijima but dw yellow dragon farmer survived if you don’t hate Hajime’s gf by the end of this I’m doing my job wrong lol cam someone please get Oikawa to therapy??? babylonian king Oikawa babylonian Queen Mothra text chat Some of it Actually more of them are Titans lol Iwaizumi is buff short angry muscle man magic muscle man like fanom Bokuto buff ...because what he lacks in height he makes up everywhere else lol Oikawa?? Happy?? Lol you thOU G H T it’s official I’m a slut for Bokuto with his hair down fight me UNGH i can’t tell yall it’s a secret but he he does brave boy stuff and ugh akaashi and Bokuto aren’t dating yet despite what it seems because I want Bokuto to suffer and snap I’m so sorry yall Oikawa might have no arse but damn long legs daisy dukes makes a man go “shittykawa!” honestly Just Oikawa’s legs Legs lev lev is Lev is Lev figure it out kiddos you will see other POVs but right now it’s mainly Oikawa mostly because yeah
Summary
When people asked him why he despised Ushijima with every fibre of his being he always replied in the same, aloof way “because he constantly nags me!” And “because he stalks me!” The staking part hope ever is of course, not true.But it’s been hundreds of years and he isn’t sure how much longer he can keep this secret for. Now plagued with the realisation that keeping his true form hidden in a human isn’t working as well as he planned, old foes and alias alike are begging to return and worst of all, Iwa-chan’s new girlfriend is making him loose all sense of rationality. While he deals with his problems he is also coming to realise that perhaps he really had bitten off more than he could chew, he can’t put a name for all these emotions and he hates it! All he wants is to crawl into Iwaizumi’s lap and be told everything is okay but of course this is real life and in real life you don’t always get what you ask for. Now a new threat is also arising in the form of one Kageyama Tobio, will Oikawa be able to keep his crown or will Kageyama finally beat him, crowning himself unknowingly as king of the monsters and accidentally cause the downfall of mankind and Earth herself?
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I...I don’t know okay?
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Hotel? Trivago

Hinata stared over the half cliff half hill thing. He gently cradled the bottle of Caipirinha in his grasp, he had bought it from Brazil and gotten it shipped over. He was slightly drunk, no doubt about it. He was dressed in an old hoodie that once belonged to Tsukishima but he had got his hands on it and effectively stolen it from under his nose, it wasn’t Hinata’s fault that he liked oversized clothing plus he didn’t feel like wearing Kageyama’s hoodie, it just felt wrong.

His shorts covered most of anything important, the bruises from daddy dearest who would come home late at night, drunk and pissed. It’s why he hated getting angry, he didn’t want to be like his dad.

If he was being truthful then he would say that he was happy but honestly? He wasn’t. He wanted to go back to when he was celebrated as a God, back when Hinata wasn’t his name, when Quetzalcoatl was the only name they associated with the tanned, red haired boy.

He ran his fingers over the scarring that created a beautiful design up his arm, he, for once, had taken the makeup off his face because you couldn’t really have a kid with tribal tattoos smashing down a volleyball could you? He didn’t have to wear makeup over all his tattoos though, he had the massive callender on his back which was being swallowed by his Titan form, yes he had gotten his true form tattooed upon his skin. Plus the writing behind his ears, his hair was long enough to cover it. He had more scarring over his chest and on his hips, as well as branding around each wrist which he usually kept hidden behind sweat bands. Most oddly though was either the ear piercings or perhaps the jewels embedded in his teeth, you couldn’t see them as they were quite small but they were there so when people said he had a sparkling smile they weren’t exactly wrong.

He had managed to keep this hidden from his team but getting changed separately or waiting till the others were distracted. He would put on his left arm sleeve and if anyone asked he had simply hurt his elbow and wrist while spiking, no one would know the truth.

He missed it though. The people, the music, the food. He wanted it all back. He wanted to throw his arms into the air and dance wearing a massive headdress and beautiful robes with burning poles spinning about him. He wanted to just go back to his temple and gently float in the running water. But, he couldn’t. It was all gone, his temple now a place to Instagram. Teotihuacan was a national heritage site and so a massive winged serpent or a redheaded child sleeping in it would stick out like a sore fucking thumb. He hated it! That was his home and it was treated like some shitty little doll house!

He sobbed and took another swig from his bottle, hoping the alcohol would get him so drunk he would forget everything and the reason he came up here in the first place. He pulled out his phone, staring at his Lock Screen. It was Natsu and him after she had done her first ever spike, sure they were muddy and looked a bit feral but then again he did live on the mountain and so he believed it was fair to look a bit wild. He opened his phone and then opened his team group chat.

Sunshine: Sunflower broke, stem is bent at an angle

Sugamama: how did your sunflower break?

You’remydad: pls just stahp

NO-ya: oml your name

You’remydad: kuroo changed it and i can’t fix it…

Tanabro: lolololol

Sunshine: If good boys smoke good drugs then consider me an angel

Sugamama: wtf Hinata!?!? You take drugs!!??

TuskiTsuki: idk

TuskiTuski: he is dumb as shit and probably doesn’t even know where to get them…

Sugamama: probably from idiot 1 and 2

NO-ya: yeah no

NO-ya: i don’t fucking touch drugs aight

Tanabro: preach

You’remydad: GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT LANGUAGE SHITHEADS!

Asahesus: …

Asahesus: Lang-

You’remydad: finish off that sentence and I’ll make you burn all your bibles

You’remydad: I fucking swtg

You’remydad: try me

NO-ya: is he like...okay?

Sugamama: lol no

Sugamama: I ate his last ice lolly lol

Sugamama: but he doesn’t want to get mad at me soooo

Tanabro: he takes it out on us…

Sugamama: yep! :)

Gucciflipflops: all I need is chaotic Sugamama

NO-ya: lol

Sunshine: SnapBack forward, tree house of horrors

Swageyama: Boke Hinata Boke!

Swageyama: where are you?? You’re late for practice!

NO-ya: Hoe never misses practice…

Sugamama: don’t called Hinata a hoe!

NO-ya: sorry mummy!

Sugamama: don’t call me that-

You’remydad: don’t call him that-

NO-ya: 👁👄👁

Tanabro: 👁👄👁

Sunshine: Deal drugs to your kids and your parents pay for it

TsukiTsuki: don’t fucking do drugs dipshit

Sugamama: LANGUAGE!

You’remydad: I don’t remember paying for drugs-

NO-ya: 👁👄👁

Tanabro: 👁👄👁

Ennodonewithyourshit: 👁👄👁

Gucciflipflops: oh wait-

Swageyama: ???

Gucciflipflops: shit Hinata-

Sunshine: Disconnected families with cell phones at dinner

Kiyohohoho: is your family life okay?

YachEEEE: you don’t have to talk about it now but we’re always here if you need to!

Sunshine: Teachers, mom, dad, God are all mad at the sinner

Asahesus: God wouldn’t be mad...rather, he would be disappointed

Gucciflipflops: I-

Gucciflipflops: holy

Asahesus: yes

NO-ya: how does a man with that much package who could get like anyone

NO-ya: wAIT FOR MARRIAGE???

Asahesus: I-

Sugamama: how would you know that Noya?

NO-ya: because I’ve had a sleep over before and the morning were shocking

Asahesus: oh good Lord

Tanabro:...Asahi bro

Tanabro: my mans

Tanabro:...

Tanabro: how big does it be tho..

Asahesus: TANAKA!

Tanabro: WHAT?

Gucciflipflops: okay but how many shampoo bottles??

Asahesus: PLSSTANLHXOWNXW

Sunshine: Draw pictures in my notebook when I'm supposed to be learning

TsukiTsuki: that’d be why you’re failing like every class

Swageyama: stfu dick face I’m failing chemistry but I doodle

TsukiTsuki: yeah, that’s cause you’re just retarded

Sugamama:...I’m sorry Kageyama but you brought than on yourself..

NOya: fuckin MCrip

Tanabro: fat McRip

Sunshine: Pop a Xanax before class to keep my thoughts from hurting

TuskiTsuki: oh

Gucciflipflops: Hinata…

Swageyama: what’s Xanax?

NO-ya: anxiety meds

Sunshine: Write a suicide note when I get home wishing you all goodbye

TsukiTsuki: woah no what-

Sugamama: Hinata…

NO-ya: do you need me to come around??

Tanabro: yh same!

Asahesus: I’m also here if you ever need to talk Hinata..

Sunshine: If I am a ghost now then why still can't I fly?

Swageyama: Boke you’re not a ghost!

Kiyohohoho: literally biologically impossible to

Sunshine: Always stare out my window and wish I were somewhere else

TuskiTsuki: mood

Gucciflipflops: Tsukki!

TuskiTsuki: what??

Sunshine: My depression likes to put my dreams on the shelf

Swageyama: don’t say that Boke!

Swageyama: we are gonna go pro whether I have to drag you there myself!

NO-ya: my mans ain’t makin no sense bruv...

Sunshine: Am I not cool like the other players because I don't know about love?

Sugamama: what???

Sugamama: of course not!

TsukiTsuki: you don’t need to know about love

TsukiTsuki: you don’t have enough brain cells for it anyway

Sunshine: Art is supposed to scare you and I've got blood in my lungs

YachEEEE: Hanahaki?

TuskiTsuki: no that’s fictional

Sunshine: I'm not sad but I'm not exactly happy yet either

Sugamama: Hinata baby

Sugamama: have you thought about possibly seeing a therapist or councillor?

Sunshine: Unless I live forever I have to keep playing this shit

Swageyama: Boke?

Gucciflipflops: I don’t get it…

NO-ya: Hinata, you will be okay

Sunshine: My biggest fear is that I will be forgotten

NO-ya: you won’t be!

NO-ya: you know he will always remember you!

Sugamama: what?

TsukiTuski: gotta agree with Noya on this…

Sunshine: The grass will grow over my gravestone and nobody will bother

Swageyama: Boke Hinata Boke!

You’remydad: we will care for it!

Sugamama: so will your sister!!

Sunshine: You know the beautiful thoughts that you always think?

Asahesus: I don’t like where this is going…

Ennodonewithyourshit: same-

Sunshine: Nobody will hear them again

Gucciflipflops: ajdjkwnxjaks

Ah yes, he had forgotten about Tsukishima and Noya. He didn’t think either of them were humans, he wasn’t sure if they were titans though. It was the way Tsukishima did things, sometimes he would just speak about historical events with incredible detail, almost as if he was actually there which of course wasn’t possible. Noya though? He just got those vibes from him.

He had to admit that he wasn’t totally opposed to the idea of Tsukishima being a fellow Titan. If the guy was then they could mate...he couldn’t exactly do that with Kageyama. Besides, Tsukishima was a better pick for stronger offspring, high intelligence, height, strength and he was handsome which didn’t hurt at all. Not that Kageyama wasn’t good looking, that guy was hot as fuck but he just..he just didn’t get Hianat sometimes. They didn’t have that connection he needed but that wasn’t Kageyama’s fault, the boy was human and Hinata was an ancient god.

Sometimes he wondered how easy it would be to just shift and stay that way, return to his true form, the one connected to both the eternal universe and the comforting cradle of Mother Earth, she who births each creature...that doesn’t stop him from thinking of his true mother though. She was so beautiful, long red hair, green, blue, yellow and red feathers mixed in with her hair, tanned skin paired with yellow eyes that seemed to look through every lie he told. She had been his favourite being in the universe, even above his father! Although that was incredibly long ago now and she was dead...like the rest of his species.

The Titans were the last of each of their species, cleansed by some primordial being to live eternally. Literally the most boring thing ever. It was extremely lonely though, he missed his fellow titans, he missed that connection.

He couldn’t say that he was too depressed about it though, Waterloo by ABBA was blasting through his headphones. Usually if he was listening to a song his mood would reflect the type of song and so he decided some ABBA would calm his depressed nerves.

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Oikawa stared..well actually the look on his face was akin to a glare really, down at his stupid homework. Don’t get him wrong, he was smart but that didn’t mean he actually wanted to do the work. He was bored as shit and the protein synthesis essay wasn’t going to interest him at all! He had already done his physics homework, a 12 mark queastion on the life cycle of stars but then he ended up writing a six page essay of the cycle of stars but also the Big Bang and how would humans theoritaclly survive if the sun went out and what would we do at the end of the universe but worse of all he had done two different essays for physics so he couldn’t really do a third!

Private message Litten and OiOikawa

Litten: so like

Litten: i was just causally laying down

OiOikawa:...sounds sus

Litten: stfu

Litten: AnYwAy

Litten: i was laying down and thinking about shit when I remembered you referred to Hinata as chibi-Chan….

OiOikawa: aight

OiOikawa: okay just listen m8

Litten:...you listened to my Yagami Yato video didn’t you…

OiOikawa:...no..

Litten:..18+?

OiOikawa: (*´-`)

OiOikawa: well if that’s what you sound like in bed then any partner is lucky to have you-

Litten: I KN E W IT

Litten: I SOUND BETTER THAN BOKUBRO RIGHT???

OiOikawa: his was cute

OiOikawa: like sweet and vanilla

OiOikawa: but you?

OiOikawa: I mean like-

OiOikawa: tie me up and whip me-

 

BoogieWoogieWoogie

Litten: @OiOikawa

Litten: TELL THEM WHAT YOU TOLD ME!!!!!

OiOikawa: hxkwnxkak

Litten: do it or I’ll tell them all your fucking kinky secrets

OiOikawa: stfu hoe

HoeHoe: HEY HEY HEY!!!

WhoWho: yes, hello

OiOikawa: kuroo I will literally be slaughtered

Godzillasimp: good

Godzillasimp: suffer

OiOikawa: Iwa…

Babayaga: r00d

Litten: tell them or I’ll tell Iwa-chan

OiOikawa: bokuto sounds soft and vanillary during sex while Kuroo could literally whip me and I’d thank him

OiOikawa: there ive said it

Godzillasimp: wtf Shittykawa

Babayaga:...I gotta like agree though

TuTushima: I totally get Ukai the

OiOikawa: lol same

Babayaga: his voice is so low and it’s just \(//∇//)\

OiOikawa: “chiiiiibi-chan”

TuTushima: hdkwnxkka

Babayaga: like

Babayaga: fuck me till my face falls off

Asahesus: wtf

NO-ya:...okay but they aren’t wrong though

Asahesus: Noya….

NO-ya: what??

NO-ya: I’m with Oikawa on this

OiOikawa: @Litten

Litten: ye

OiOikawa: if you ever need a fuck

OiOikawa: I will literally be on my knees

TuTushima: same

Babayaga: same

NO-ya: same

WhoWho:...what?

HoeHoe:...do I sound like...good though?

OiOikawa: you do

OiOikawa: you just sound like aftercare with bubbles and warm water and a caring person

Babayaga: while kuroo..

OiOikawa: I would literally let him fuck me in my school bathroom

Godzillasimp: pls don’t

UshiUshi: if you had come to Shiratorizawa-

ReDEeR: Wakatoshi-Kun

ReDEeR: I wouldn’t of put it past Oikawa to listen to your audio in spite

OiOikawa: if he wasn’t so...horny sounding at the begging then I could’ve worked with it but like??

Babayaga: I get you

TuTushima: “I might be big but you’re scary!”

NO-ya: oooo~ i know that one!

OiOikawa:...hey Asah-

NO-ya: i will stab you

OiOikawa: I wouldn’t put it past him

Babayaga: it’s the closest he’ll ever get to hearing it though lol

NO-ya: shut up okay we know

Babayaga: I’m stuck in the same position

OiOikawa: aight we are the “in love with straights” group

Babayaga: true

Litten: wait Oikawa who have you listened to?

OiOikawa: err

OiOikawa: you (yes, all of them), Bokuto, Ukai, Ushijima, Tsukishima, Terushima, Asahi and Mr. Refreshing

Litten:...fair

Babayaga: wait you haven’t listened to Kageyama?????

OiOikawa: you mean Swageyama Tobiyolo?

Babayaga: lol

OiOikawa: no I haven’t

Babayaga: oof

Babayaga: Kunimi, Yahaba and Watari all said they’d wanna be dicked down by @Litten

Litten:....

Litten: im gonna move to Aoba Johsai

Babayaga: FU CK YEAH

OiOikawa: Hanamaki…

Babayaga: ORGY TIME

Godzillasimp: Jesus Christ

You’remydad: oh dear god…

HoeHoe: wait isn’t Kunimi that kid who saw that ghost

WhoWho: yes I was thinking the same Bokuto-San

OiOikawa: yes he was ( ^ω^ )

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