Go Go Godzilla

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Time Travel Kinda HE Abusive Parents lol im so sorry also Like long story why???? Depressed Oikawa Tooru Oikawa Tooru's Knee Injury Oikawa is Godzilla he is also really really rich kuroo is lowkey jealous mcrip my boy Tendou is Rodan Ushijima is Ghidorah oikawa is so old- Oikawa Tooru was abused Jealous Oikawa Tooru Atsumu is confused and horny ushijima fucked up Iwazumi is Mothra?? everyone else is human kuroo accidentally had sex with Ukai three times he topped don’t ask why this came to mind because honestly I don’t know Bullied Oikawa Tooru Oikaw Tooru has anxiety he needs a hug- from Hajime did I mention how rich oikawa is?? yandere Akaashi Coaches oikawa kills Ushijima but dw yellow dragon farmer survived if you don’t hate Hajime’s gf by the end of this I’m doing my job wrong lol cam someone please get Oikawa to therapy??? babylonian king Oikawa babylonian Queen Mothra text chat Some of it Actually more of them are Titans lol Iwaizumi is buff short angry muscle man magic muscle man like fanom Bokuto buff ...because what he lacks in height he makes up everywhere else lol Oikawa?? Happy?? Lol you thOU G H T it’s official I’m a slut for Bokuto with his hair down fight me UNGH i can’t tell yall it’s a secret but he he does brave boy stuff and ugh akaashi and Bokuto aren’t dating yet despite what it seems because I want Bokuto to suffer and snap I’m so sorry yall Oikawa might have no arse but damn long legs daisy dukes makes a man go “shittykawa!” honestly Just Oikawa’s legs Legs lev lev is Lev is Lev figure it out kiddos you will see other POVs but right now it’s mainly Oikawa mostly because yeah
Summary
When people asked him why he despised Ushijima with every fibre of his being he always replied in the same, aloof way “because he constantly nags me!” And “because he stalks me!” The staking part hope ever is of course, not true.But it’s been hundreds of years and he isn’t sure how much longer he can keep this secret for. Now plagued with the realisation that keeping his true form hidden in a human isn’t working as well as he planned, old foes and alias alike are begging to return and worst of all, Iwa-chan’s new girlfriend is making him loose all sense of rationality. While he deals with his problems he is also coming to realise that perhaps he really had bitten off more than he could chew, he can’t put a name for all these emotions and he hates it! All he wants is to crawl into Iwaizumi’s lap and be told everything is okay but of course this is real life and in real life you don’t always get what you ask for. Now a new threat is also arising in the form of one Kageyama Tobio, will Oikawa be able to keep his crown or will Kageyama finally beat him, crowning himself unknowingly as king of the monsters and accidentally cause the downfall of mankind and Earth herself?
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I...I don’t know okay?
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Time Alive

Oikawa snorted and put his phone down, he was jealous of humans. They felt so strongly despite being so weak and so pitiful..he didn’t quite understand it.

He shook his head, he wasn’t going to try and distract himself from the problem at hand. That problem being the fact that he had a pin gripped tightly in his hand, it dug into his skin slowly but didn’t pierce it, he wasn’t applying enough pressure. Oikawa rolled his neck, eyes wincing when he heard the odd crackling sound as his spinal fluid’s bubbles popped, probably wasn’t good for you but meh.

BoogieWoogieWoogie

OiOikawa: if yall ever wanna hang yourself don’t kick a chair from underneath you, jump

HoeHoe: eh??

TuTushima: bruv

Gucciflipflops: ^^

Asahesus: I-

NOya: 👁👄👁

NOya: -👄👁

NOya: -👄-

NOya: 👁👄-

NOya: 👁👄👁

UshiUshi: I-

ReDEeR: did you just lizard blink????

Asahesus: it’s even scarier when he does it in real life

NOya: lol

Litten: it’s because if you just kick a chair your head will sever from your body but you’ll be paralysed and in agony for quite a while

Litten: tis why families of hanging victims would pull on their feet to kill them quicker

Litten: jumping makes ya spine go ✨s n a p✨

WhoWho: good to know

Babayaga: true facts he spittin

Godzillasimp: Shittykawa you alright?

OiOikawa: yeah lol

OiOikawa: it just came to my mind lol

Asahesus: apparently figs have wasps in them…

WhoWho: I’m sorry

HoeHoe: w h a t ?

WhoWho: Bokuto-san❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰😍🥰💕💞💓🤎
💛🖤❣️💘🖤💜💘💞🤍🖤💘💞🤍🖤💖💖💜🖤💘🤍💞🧡💕💘🖤💜❣️🖤🧡💕💕🖤💞💞💝💘💖💜🧡💚💙💚🧡❤️💖💘💞🖤💕💕🖤💕💘❣️💜💖💘💞🤍💞💗💗💝💘🤍🖤❣️

HoeHoe: AKAARGHSHIIII💕🖤💕💛💘❤️💘💛💕
💛💕❣️💛🧡💕💞🧡💞💕💛💘💘💙💙💕🤍🤍🧡💞💘❤️💖💖💕💘🧡🖤💝💝🤍💘💘🤍💘💛💘💝🤍💝💝🧡💞🧡💞💘💘🤍💘🧡💕❤️💞💘💖💛❣️❣️❣️💖🧡💘💝💞🧡💘🖤💘💛💘🧡💝💞🖤💞💕💘💘💛💝💞🧡💞🖤💘🤍💘💘💛💕💘🧡💞💞❤️💞🧡💞💛💘💕💚💕🤎💕

OiOikawa: excuse me but I want that please

ReDEeR: same

NOya: same

TuTushima: same

Minecraftfox: same

Babayaga: same

Gucciflipflops: same

Snek: same

WhoWho: I would advise you to stay the fuck away from Bokuto-san or I will hurt you

OiOikawa: sir yessir

ReDEeR: ^

NOya: ^

TuTushima: ^

Minecraftfox: ^

Babayaga: ^

Gucciflipflops: ^

Snek: ^

Litten: technically there aren’t wasps in figs anymore because female figs have enzymes that break down the wasp way before we eat it

Litten: in make figs all the wasps are long gone since they crawled out and flew away

OiOikawa: (╹◡╹)

Snek: I-

HoeHoe: woah bro you’re so smart!

Litten: thank you bro!

HoeHoe: bro <3

Litten: bro <3

WhoWho: ffs

You’remydad: I want death

WhoWho added Fuckoff to BoogieWoogieWoogie

Fuckoff:...

Litten: KENMA ❤️💞💛💕💕💚💕💛💞💞🧡💓💙
💓💞💘💛💖💖❣️❤️💞❤️💟💚💘💘🧡💛💞💛💘💘💘❤️💖❤️💝💛💚💗💚💓💞💛🧡🧡💘💕❤️💕❤️❣️💕🖤❣️💖💕🧡💞🤍🧡💞💛💚💙💗💓💓🤎💞💞💕💘💖🤍🧡💕❤️🤍💞

Fuckoff: what does my username say?

Litten: fuck off?

Fuckoff: and so, do as you’re told

Litten: i-

Snek: damn he really walked into that one…

Litten: literally stfu your girlfriend dumped your arse AGAIN

Snek: so? At least I haven’t fucked a coach 3 times lol

Fuckoff: wh a t

WhoWho: excuse me?

Babayaga: oooo~

ReDEeR: tea~

Litten: literally die ;3;

Snek: lol suffer

Fuckoff: tf kuroo??

Fuckoff: who?

Fuckoff: when?

Fuckoff: where?

TuTushima: kenma sounds like you’re jealous-

Fuckoff: Of course I’m not what kind of bullshit is this???

WhoWho:....you do though-

Fuckoff: YOU LITERALLY CRIED BECAUSE SOME GIRL SAID HI TO BOKUTO BEFORE YOU COULD!?!?!?

WhoWho: I have no shame in that

WhoWho: it’s not my fault she had no manners

Babayaga: keyword being ✨h a d✨

TuTushima: true

NOya: literally

WhoWho:...your input is not needed

HoeHoe: akaarghsiiiiii but I only have eyes for you *3* -3*

WhoWho: I love you too Bokuto-san :)

OiOikawa: so precious ❤️

Minecraftfox: a healthy relationship 💖

Snek: oh yh

Snek: how’d it to with Ratsumu

Minecraftfox: I-

Litten: ADD HIM!

ReDEeR: ADD HIM!!

UshiUshi: ADD HIM!!!

HoeHoe: ADD HIM!!!!

TuTushima: ADD HIM!!!!!

Minecraftfox added Sangwoah to BoogieWoogieWoogie

You’remydad: oh Jesus Christ

Asahesus: I can hear the choirs of angels begging me to come home

NOya: and you’d??? Just leave me????

Asahesus: I-

NOya: R00D

OiOikawa: sometimes I wish I could live in either BNHA or SNK

Sangwoah: mood

ReDEeR: mood

OiOikawa: we be there for that soundtrack though

Sangwoah: ^

ReDEeR: ^

Sangwoah: what would you be though

OiOikawa: mngh, good queastion

ReDEeR: anti-hero, Titan shifter but like...feral

OiOikawa: if be a hero, Titan shifter but for the Corps

Sangwoah: vigilante/anti-hero, probs a Titan shifter or someone who has big brain time and knows about everything but is keeping it all a secret

OiOikawa: oOoOo~ noice

ReDEeR: mhm noice

Sangwoah: what would your quirks/Titan be?

ReDEeR: mmm, something cool like shifting into a dragon or smthn and being resistant to fire! I’d have a cool Titan like the fire Titan or something and my body would get so hot that things would start burning!

OiOikawa: damn sounds sick

OiOikawa: I’d do something godzilla based

OiOikawa: being a king sounds awesome

Sangwoah: I’m shooketh

OiOikawa: why?

Sangwoah: usually your Iwa-chan is usually here whenever you are texting to me or when Godzilla is mentioned

OiOikawa: that’s because he is on a date

Sangwoah: damn bro

Sangwoah: if you were on a date you didn’t have to reply to us ya know?

OiOikawa: with his girlfriend…

Sangwoah: fuck

Sangwoah: dude I’m sorry

OiOikawa: it’s okay lol

Sangwoah: well….I’ll be your stand in bf!

Sangwoah: but platonically bc…

OiOikawa: dw bruv I got you I know you eyeing up your little fox-chan~

Sangwoah: SH U T IT Y O U WHO RE

OiOikawa: R 0 0 D

Minecraftfox: Atsumu…

Sangwoah: KITA ❤️💝💙❣️💕💖🖤🤎💕❣️💞✨
🥰😍🤍🖤💕❣️💞✨✨🤍🥰😍✨🤍💛😍💞✨🥰🤍💞✨🤍❣️❣️💕❣️❣️

Minecraftfox: where did you hang the washing?

Sangwoah: I didn’t have time to put yours in but mine should be dry in the airing cupboard

Minecraftfox: okay, is it okay if I borrow some clothes?

Sangwoah: yh! Just not my training shorts, they’re the only ones I own (^з^)-☆

Minecraftfox: ok d( ̄  ̄)

 

Minecraftfox and OiOikawa private messages:

Minecraftfox: AHHDKWJDJAJXJKQJXJSKJEJXKAJS

OiOikawa: damn you okay there??

Minecraftfox: he-

Minecraftfox: hoodie-

Minecraftfox: smells soooOoOoOo good

OiOikawa: damn, simp there babs

Minecraftfox: it comes down to my thighs-

OiOikawa: awe

Minecraftfox: sweater paws!!!!

OiOikawa: AwE

Minecraftfox: I’m going to diE at this rAte

OiOikawa: lol mood

OiOikawa: try get a hug from him or something

Minecraftfox: he loved cuddling and he is so warm and so big and he just engulfs me and its AHHHHHHHH

OiOikawa: you’re totally in love aren’t you

Minecraftfox: hxiajxjowkshzjw

Minecraftfox: don’t you dare tell him

OiOikawa: I won’t don’t worry

Minecraftfox: good…

 

Oikawa sighed through his nose. He stared at the sun which was slowly rising. Had he really been up all night trying to do his homework and failing miserably? Yes, yes he had. He stared at the printed out tickets he had on his desk, they were for the train to the hotel he wanted to take his friends to. He drummed his fingers against the table, for some reason he felt unsettled, like something was just...off. Now that he thought about it all these people he was just talking to could just die at any second! What if a nuclear bomb hit Miyagi? He would be fine of course, he’d probably actually thrive from it but all of his friends would die! He felt his heart rate pick up. His friends. Iwa-Chan. He needed to talk to Iwa-chan. Tears welled in his eyes. His breath quickened. Why was he panicking over humans??

He grasped for his phone, quickly going to his call list. He clicked on Iwaizumi’s name and pressed the call button, shoving his AirPods into his ears, the brring of the call dial.

Iwaizumi didn’t pick up.

Oikawa didn’t try to call again.

Was it totally unfair for him to send Iwa-chan the lyrics of some stupid song that he may or may not be obsessed with? No, probably not.

 

OiOikawa and Godzillasimp private message:

OiOikawa: you always wake first

OiOikawa: even at your worst

OiOikawa: cause the sunrise gives you hope

OiOikawa: there’s always more to know

Godzillasimp: ?? You okay shittykawa??

Godzillasimp: just got out of the shower

OiOikawa: you were always fine

Godzillasimp: I’m not superhuman, I’m not always okay dumbass

OiOikawa: with the constant pass of time

Godzillasimp: ???

OiOikawa: life to you was long

Godzillasimp: if I live to a good age then yh

OiOikawa: and every day a song

Godzillasimp: I hate musicals though...you know this shittykawa

OiOikawa: well you always wake first

Godzillasimp: that’s because you sleep like a fucking log

Godzillasimp: a bomb could go off and you wouldn’t wake up

OiOikawa: with morning in your eyes and coffee on your shirt

Godzillasimp: that was once and that was because you fucking ran into me while I was holding coffee and it was my only shirt

OiOikawa: and you burst through the door, dancing like a maniac before you hit the floor

Godzillasimp: I-

Godzillasimp: MY DANCING ISNT BAD FUCKTARD

OiOikawa: and you still go, driving through the summer with your heart on the road

Godzillasimp: you better not have told anyone about that

Godzillasimp: if the team finds out we nicked a car we will never and I mean n e v e r head the end of it trashykawa

OiOikawa: and you both knew when she told you

Godzillasimp: what??

Godzillasimp: she??

OiOikawa: “that this is your life” windows down on an open road and “this is your heart” screaming climbing into your throat

Godzillasimp: pretty sure I’ve like never heard those words before dumbarse

OiOikawa: and “this is breathing and seeing it go”

Godzillasimp: that doesn’t even make sense idiot!

OiOikawa: and “this is the feeling, the feeling of being alive”

Godzillasimp:...are you alright?

Godzillasimp: you can talk to me, you know that right?

OiOikawa: of being alive

Godzillasimp: oi

Godzillasimp: Tooru answer me...

OiOikawa: well you are first in line for the flyaway to Denver where you hear she’s doing fine

Godzillasimp: where tf is Denver

Godzillasimp: I’ve heard of Dover but definitely not Denver

OiOikawa: and you can’t help but stare, when you spot her in the airport with the colours in her hair

Godzillasimp: eh??

Godzillasimp: do you mean Ichiko???

Godzillasimp: she’s never dyed her hair..I think

OiOikawa: and you still go, when you both drive to the lake house and it started to snow

Godzillasimp: hah?

Godzillasimp: I only go to the lake house with you dumbarse

Godzillasimp: it’s your house after all

OiOikawa: and you barely knew when she told you

Godzillasimp: errr? What?

OiOikawa: that “this is your life” dancing your way into the storm

Godzillasimp: I’m pretty sure you are the one to dance in storms

OiOikawa: and “this is your heart” bursting into the great unknown

Godzillasimp: I-

Godzillasimp: I am confusion

OiOikawa: and “this is the breathing and seeing it go”

Godzillasimp: did you hit your head??

Godzillasimp: you’ve already said that

OiOikawa: and “this is the feeling, the feeling of being alive”

Godzillasimp: aight I’m gonna have to check you over aren’t I?

OiOikawa: of being alive…

Godzillasimp: you sure you’re okay?

OiOikawa: and this is your life, every plan has the right to fall

Godzillasimp: I

Godzillasimp: that was actually

Godzillasimp: fuck that was meaningful shittykawa

OiOikawa: and this is your heart, through the dark it’s the loudest call

Godzillasimp: god you spent time looking at Pinterest poetry again didn’t you???

Godzillasimp: this is wayyyy to poetic for normal you

OiOikawa: and this is breathing and seeing her go

Godzillasimp: huh??

Godzillasimp: what do you mean??

Godzillasimp: Ichiko and I haven’t broken up yet lol

OiOikawa: and this is the feeling

Godzillasimp: of being alive??

Godzillasimp: wouldn’t I be like heartbroken after that or smthn

OiOikawa: the feeling…

Godzillasimp: shittykawa?

OiOikawa: the feeling…

Godzillasimp: do you need me to come around early?

OiOikawa: and this is your life, windows down on an open road

Godzillasimp: if you want now that I have a license I can take, legally, to the beach house

OiOikawa: and this is your heart, screaming climbing into your heart

Godzillasimp: shittykawa

Godzillasimp: you dumb slut

Godzillasimp: you AINT making s e n s e

OiOikawa: and this is breathing and seeing it go

Godzillasimp: ugh I’m leaving, I’ll be there in a sec

OiOikawa: and this is the feeling

Godzillasimp: of being alive

OiOikawa: the feeling, the feeling

Godzillasimp: we get it

Godzillasimp: the feeling of being alive is driving wildly down roads with the windows down

Godzillasimp:...shit that actually makes sense

OiOikawa: and this is your life…

Godzillasimp: as I am aware

OiOikawa: mountains high and the valleys low

Godzillasimp: oi I’m over the fence hold on dumbarse

OiOikawa: and this is your heart charging into the great unknown

Godzillasimp: unknown?

Godzillasimp: the only thing unknown to me in your bedroom is how tf my hoodie got in there dumbarse

OiOikawa: and this is breathing and seeing it go

Godzillasimp: if you keep in being philosophical I might have to punch you

OiOikawa: and this is the feeling, the feeling

Godzillasimp: me punching you makes you feel alive?

Godzillasimp: what should make you feel alive is breathing, you know that right?

OiOikawa: of being alive

Godzillasimp: if I get in there and you are bleeding out in the bathtub I am going to actually kill you

OiOikawa: of being alive

Godzillasimp:...this isn’t about nationals right?

Godzillasimp: you know that we did our best

OiOikawa: of being alive

OiOikawa: of being alive

He was tackled from his bed, landing on the floor with a loud ‘umph’. A warm body was pressed up against his back. Two thick arms were circled around his waist. He felt spiky, coarse hair rub against the back of his neck, he, for some reason, was crying again. Why was he crying? Why couldn’t someone just explain it to him? Why did everything have to be so hard? He didn’t understand. Humans were so hard to understand. He didn’t understand. He pressed himself up against the body as he was lifted up and seated into a lap, two strong hands holding his biceps.

“You alright shittykawa?”
That gruff voice, the one he loved so much, the one that held so many memories of freedom and release was whispered into his ear. He purred, he tucked his feet under Iwaizumi’s calfs, rubbing against his chest to try and warm up a bit since he was pretty cold despite it being a hot summer.

“Mhm, just a bit emotional Iwa-chan.”
He smiled sadly, turning his head to look at his best friend turned crush through his brown curls. Iwaizumi stared back with hazel eyes, more green than brown though, he had always had large eyebrows, a flatter nose and those hazel green eyes, those features had always stayed despite the strong jaw, scarred skin and frown lines that marred that beautiful tanned face like a map, as if daring someone to find the X.

“You’re staring, is something on my face?”
He grunted, a warm puff of air hit his pale skin, making Tooru shiver a bit. He didn’t stop staring though. Rather than answer he shook his head, he didn’t trust his voice not to crack under the lie for there was too much of Iwaizumi’s face. Every adventure, every story, every time he blinked and breathed and ate and drank and sang and shouted was on his face, placed there like little blotches of ink that get onto your fingers when you are writing with an ink pen. He simply looked away, rubbing his head against Hajime’s, wondering if his heart would stay silent behind its echoing cage made of surprisingly supple bones.

“Why is your hair wet?”
He felt fingers twist and curl into his damp hair. The fingers were warm and rough against his scalp, callouses made by volleyballs, skin rough due to climbing trees, scaling walls and pushing himself into his stupid best friend’s window.

“Mmm, I went to dance in the thunderstorm like always.”
Oikawa blinked slowly, like a cat when it feels safe. He felt safe in Iwaizumi’s arms, he could give it all up now, spill all his secrets but in some ways that was dangerous and so he did not fully close his eyes.

“Why do you do that? You’ll get sick and I’ll never hear the end of it.”
Iwaizumi pressed his face into Oikawa’s shoulder, he could feel the movement of lips against his pale skin, like a brief but intimate kiss but of course this was Iwaizumi, his best friend, who loved his girlfriend.

“Well I feel closer to the angels when I’m in a thunderstorm. Soaked to the skin, shook up with sound, waiting for my bones to before endless branches of white light like wings.”
Oikawa hummed, nuzzling his face into Iwaizumi’s cheek, relishing the warmth of another body.

“You don’t need to dance in a thunderstorm to be an Angel, just look in the mirror dumbarse.”
Iwaizumi grunted, he could hear the slur in his friend’s words. He watched as those hazel green eyes slowly dropped shut, thick eyelashes dusting tanned cheeks.

“Love you too Iwa-chan!”
Oikawa grinned widely. He felt happiness burst in his chest, he supposed he could let Hajime sleep for a couple of minutes, not like they’d miss practice.

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