Don’t pull out the nine
Oikawa stared up at his ceiling, rain pelted at his window. Old glow in the dark stars stuck in vague semblance of constellations, LED lights glowing a very light red, on the lowest darkness the remote would allow, fluffy cat paw socks on his feet that Hanamaki had got for him as a novelty gift and that stupid hoodie that swallowed him unfairingly.
He felt his phone buzz against his chest but could he really be bothered to answer? He grabbed his shorts by the waist and hoisted them up futher, tying the strings into a bow to keep them at the proper height, he had been loosing some fat and he was actually quite proud!
His phone buzzed again. He still ignored it. Tooru tied his hair back into a sort of messy ponytail so the front bits wouldn’t hang down into his eyes, he should really get his hair cut but he liked it long...Oikawa Tooru liked it long. He slipped his fingers beneath his glasses and pawed at his eyes, rubbing them in a circular motion.
His phone buzzed again. He turned it on.
BoogieWoogieWoogie
TuTushima: yeah I know right!
TuTushima: like
TuTushima: I would let him choke me
TuTushima: especially with those piercings!!
Litten: eh????
Litten: but I thought I was your favourite 🥺🥺
TuTushima: you are but like
TuTushima: I’m horny for anyone who is hot and has dummy thicc muscles
WhoWho: ….
TuTushima: EXCEPT BOKUTO
TuTushima: HE SEEMS TO VANILLA FOR ME 😇🙃
WhoWho: 🙂🙃🙂😌
OiOikawa: what are yall talking about??
Litten: yoooo it’s my man’s
Sangwoah: errrr
Sangwoah: sKiNnY pEniS
TuTushima: oh shit
TuTushima: well you probably already know this but like
TuTushima: there is this hot dude
OiOikawa: so??
Litten: Just wait for it babs 💞💕💖💓
OiOikawa: 💕🥺💕
TuTushima: and so like he is in Highschool yeah
TuTushima: in an Aoba Johsai uniform!!
OiOikawa: oh shit
TuTushima: yh!!!
TuTushima: anyway, here he comes in all tanned skin galore
TuTushima: asking for some piercings
TuTushima: this happened like at lunch
OiOikawa: from your uncles place??
OiOikawa: that’s like
OiOikawa: almost on the other side of Miyagi though lolol
TuTushima: 🤣😂 IKR!
OiOikawa: anyway so what about this guy?
TuTushima: so he gets snake bites, his left eyebrow amd one bar through his right ear okay
TuTushima: keep in mind he already has his lobes pierces at least once cause I could see the holes
OiOikawa: carry on 🤨
TuTushima: so he pays them offers fo help my uncle carry in some shit bc like this man is build like a fucking brick shit house
TuTushima: so he strips off his blazer, jumper shirt and tie so he is just in the Aoba Johsai vest
TuTushima: this man
TuTushima: 😫😫😩😩🥵🥵
TuTushima: tanned skin galore paired with large rough hands and massive biceps
OiOikawa:....I feel like I know who you are talking about…
Litten: knew it
TuTushima: then afterwards my uncle is shocked so he arm wrestles him and my uncle gets smashed by a teenager at least four inches shorter than him
TuTushima: then the guy books in to get some more ear piercings like next week
TuTushima: this half kid then leaves and as he is walking out he has his shit over his shoulder so his muscles are flexing and his back
TuTushima: 🥵🥵🥵😳😳
TuTushima: then from the sweat sticking to his vest I could see scratches
TuTushima: sex scratches down his shoulder blades and ugh
TuTushima: daddy pOuNd mE
OiOikawa: …
OiOikawa: I’ll tell him he has a simp
TuTushima: you know him??????
OiOikawa: I feel like I do
OiOikawa: @Babayaga
Babayaga: yh babe 💓💕💖💚❣️💘
OiOikawa: was Iwa gone during lunch
Babayaga: yh
Babayaga: I had last two lessons with him and he didn’t turn up
OiOikawa: neither did Ichiko
OiOikawa: usually I can feel her glaring at my skull but today there was nothing
Babayaga: why??
OiOikawa: back read
Babayaga: aight
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Babayaga: holy shit
Babayaga: did the guy have green eyes and black spiky hair??
TuTushima: yeah about the hair but I can’t quite remember the eyes
OiOikawa: did he have a scar over his left shoulder and one of his right bicep?
TuTushima: yh now that you mention it he did lol
OiOikawa: ugh great so Iwa-chan went to go get piercings
TuTushima: ?? What’s wrong with piercings ??
OiOikawa: I don’t care about that
OiOikawa: he skipped school with pretty little Ichiko to go get piercings and probably fucked in an alley bc he didn’t have no scratches this morning
Babayaga: great
Babayaga: coach is going to be fucking livid
OiOikawa: yeah and I’m gonna have to cover for him
OiOikawa: I mean a tattoo would’ve been easier bc clothes or supports ya know
Babayaga: yh
TuTushima: does your school not like piercings?
OiOikawa: it’s a private school
OiOikawa: what do ya think??
OiOikawa: it’s prestigious and fuckin annoying
OiOikawa: one time I didn’t bring my tie and the only reason they didn’t give me detention was because the old captain leant me his and changed into his sports uniform
Babayaga: oh shit I remember that
Babayaga: I always thought you were fucking him
Litten: woah what??
OiOikawa: nah that was Atsumu
Sangwoah: huh
Sangwoah: I had forgotten about that
Babayaga: oh yh! Hanamaki thought you were being sexually abused lol
OiOikawa: ah those were fun times
Sangwoah: painful the
Sangwoah: you treated my back like a scratching post
OiOikawa: okay like and??
OiOikawa: you actually bit me!
Sangwoah:....
Sangwoah: you didn’t complain-
OiOikawa: because it felt good!
OiOikawa: I’m not just gonna let you tie me up and bite me if I don’t enjoy it
Sangwoah: understandable
Litten: wOaH WH A T???
Sangwoah: we used to fuck
Sangwoah: but we don’t anymore
OiOikawa: yh
OiOikawa: no strings attached kinda shit
Litten: damn
Litten: Oikawa you kinky bitch
Sangwoah: you have no idea
OiOikawa: says you!!
OiOikawa: one of the first years asked if I had gotten into a fight with an octopus!!
Litten: BWAHGHGHGHGHAHAHA
Sangwoah: s H u T u P
Sangwoah: you liked to be choked!
OiOikawa: ….
OiOikawa: not that hard-
Sangwoah: oh yeah sorry didn’t really “not that hard” mean bruises lol
TuTushima: ...what about the hot guy?
OiOikawa: oh yh I forgot about that lol
Minecraftfox: you two had a sexual relationship?
Sangwoah: yh but not anymore
OiOikawa: we both realised we liked people and so we both decided that because we didn’t have feelings for each other then we should stop
Sangwoah: yeah we stopped last year
Babayaga: ohhhh
Babayaga: then who left the marks last month?
OiOikawa: ….no o n e
Sangwoah: woah woah woah
Sangwoah: was it Mr. Lover man~?
OiOikawa: Tch
OiOikawa: it was my body guard!
Litten: mega oof
Babayaga: pfff
Sangwoah: damn Oiks you really are afraid of confessing
OiOikawa: shUTUP
Sangwoah: oOoOo~ someone’s embarrassed
Sangwoah: I bet you miss him huh?
Sangwoah: wanna be wrapped up in his warm embrace and get lots of kisses uwu~?
OiOikawa. ...Kita?
Minecraftfox: yes?
OiOikawa: Atsumu told me that he wants you to wear his hoodie with his name on it around school because he likes the whole possessive shit
Sangwoah: JSJXKJABXJAJNSOIKAWA YOU SLUT
OiOikawa: Lol
Sangwoah: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
Minecraftfox: (-////-)
Sangwoah: nonowaithewadjustlyinv
Minecraftfox: so I can’t wear it?
Sangwoah: I never said that!
Minecraftfox: so you want for me to wear it?
Sangwoah: hngh-
Sangwoah: wjjxiakmdkwkbdksw
Babayaga: yh he does lol
Litten: yh when @Fuckoff wears my jerseys it’s hot af
Minecraftfox: I see
OiOikawa: DO IT
OiOikawa: WHIMP
OiOikawa: TAKE ME OUT OF THIS WORLD SO I DON’T HAVE TO
OiOikawa: EVEN WORMS WILL TURN SLUT
OiOikawa: THE THREAT OF DEATH DOES NOT SCARE ME
OiOikawa: FOR IT WILL COME ANYWAY
OiOikawa: WETHER IT BE TODAY OR IN A HANDFUL OF YEARS I TOO SHALL JOING OUR BRETHREN IN THE WARM AND REJOICING SOIL THAT HOLDES OUR BONES AND THE SECRETS THAT COME WITH THEM
OiOikawa: YOU THREATEN ME UNAWARE THAT YOU TOO SHALL HAVE TO JOIN ME ONE DAY IN THAT DARK AND DAMP PLACE KNOWN AS DEATH
OiOikawa: INTO THE SWEET AND SOFT EMBRACE OR WHAT WE COME FROM AND WHERE WE ALL SHALL GO
OiOikawa:...wtf-
Sangwoah: YO @Asahesus COME EXORCISE THIS FUCK
Asaheuss: I-
NOya: HE IS MY CHRISTIAN GET YOUR OWN
Godzillasimp: shittykawa wtf
OiOikawa: I don’t know???
Godzillasimp: do you need me to come over??
OiOikawa: is Ichiko there?
Godzillasimp: no she is busy
OiOikawa:...are you planning on meeting her tomorrow morning?
Godzillasimp: yh
OiOikawa: what time do ya wanna sleep?
Godzillasimp: well it’s Friday tomorrow so like...midnight I suppose
OiOikawa: okay you can come over but you can’t stay the night
Godzillasimp: aight bet
You’remydad: are we still invited Oikawa?
Litten: ^
HoeHoe: ^
TuTushima: ^
Minecraftfox: ^
Snek: ^
OiOikawa: yh ive got the tickets, we’ll get the train from Miyagi then meet yall in front of the hotel
OiOikawa: well get our rooms, dump our shit, relax then head to supper
OiOikawa: on Saturday we have the face mask/spa then we can go shopping + dinner
OiOikawa: Sunday we relax, maybe just sit by the pool, pack and sign out
OiOikawa: we go home on Sunday then on Monday school
Litten: sexy
HoeHoe: yayyayaya!!
TuTushima: sounds sick
You’remydad: are we still able to bring someone??
OiOikawa: I mean...yh but like, I wanted it to be a captains holiday ya know?
You’remydad: no I understand
Minecraftfox: okay, what time is check in?
OiOikawa: six
OiOikawa: but because I’ve booked the suite rooms so we can always check in earlier
Litten: rich tings ~
OiOikawa: lol
OiOikawa: when you guys get there, if I’m not there say to the front desk you’re a guest of Oikawa
OiOikawa: it’s a real fancy business hotel so they won’t really what teenagers there but since you’re my guest they’ll send you up lot take you to a private lounge
HoeHoe: holy frick
HoeHoe: I’m being real rich
OiOikawa: lolol
OiOikawa: it’s fun having enough money to literallh do anything
OiOikawa: but that does mean life is easy
OiOikawa: yes I don’t have to worry about finance but I still have to worry about shit like stock markets, banks, businesses, inflation, interest, offshore accounts and shit
HoeHoe: yh no that makes sense
OiOikawa: yh
OiOikawa: but I still gotta worry about fake snakes, hoes, homework and scholarships
Litten: why you get a scholarship if you rich rich?
OiOikawa: cause I work hard and things like scholarships helps keeps me grounded
OiOikawa: they only offer it to me if there is no one else who desperately needs it
OiOikawa: ya know?
Litten: Yeah damn
Minecraftfox: understandable
OiOikawa: @Godzillasimp
Godzillasimp: ???
OiOikawa: I can’t be bothered to entertain you
OiOikawa: so don’t come around
Babayaga: what on Earth?? This is the most heartbreaking divorce I’ve witnessed!
Babayaga: who on earth will take the kids??
Babayaga added Feral, Peachscene, Pillow, Yallugly and Yahano to BoogieWoogieWoogie
Peachscene: wtf Mattsun?
Babayaga: makkiiiiiikik
Peachscene: was up?
Babayaga: it’s Oikawa and Iwaizumi
Peachscene: what about them?
Babayaga: they…
Babayaga: they are getting divorced!!!
Peachscene: omg the world is ending fuck children choose your parent
Yallugly: dibs on Iwaizumi
Pillow: dibs on Iwaizumi
Yahano: dibs on Iwaizumi
Feral: dibs on Oikawa
Peachscene:..... Mad-dog tf
Feral: idk I feel like Oikawa would make a better parent
Feral: supportive and shit
Feral: feeds you good food and makes sure your mental health is okay and stuff
OiOikawa:...do you wanna hug?
Feral: tmrw
OiOikawa: ok <3
Feral: …<3
Babayaga: erm son what about me???
Feral: nah you’re like low-key married to Makki so im gonna go live with Oikawa lol bye
Pillow: now that I think about it Oikawa would let me sleep in….plus he had nice conditioner…
Pillow: I’m gonna live with Oikawa too
Pillow: I feel like he’d let me do my own thing ya know
Pillow: Iwaizumi would probably make us wake and go for a run and shit
Pillow: Oikawa just wouldn’t
Godzillasimp: wait
Godzillasimp: why don’t you want me coming around?
OiOikawa: ugh I don’t know
OiOikawa:...I just
OiOikawa: something feels off ya know?
OiOikawa: it’s like when you are walking and you feel off then something weird happens
Godzillasimp: I don’t get it…
OiOikawa: I feel like if you come round something bads gonna happen
OiOikawa: like a robbery or you’ll fall down the stairs or something
Godzillasimp: stop being weird Shittykawa
Godzillasimp: Ichiko texted me
Godzillasimp: she said that coach has emailed her and said she will take the place of manager
Godzillasimp: so she’ll be coming with us to the training thing next week
OiOikawa: oh? Is she?
OiOikawa: I’ve already bought all the tickets for the team
Godzillasimp: cant you just get one for her?
OiOikawa: I’m not sure
OiOikawa: it’s very close to the flight so prices would’ve rised
Godzillasimp: you’re rich! It would be like dropping a penny down the sofa for you
OiOikawa: if you want me to get her a ticket you’re certainly going about the wrong way
Godzillasimp: ugh shittykawa
OiOikawa: it’s my money
OiOikawa: give me a reason why I should
OiOikawa: no other managers are coming
Godzillasimp: ugh
Godzillasimp: just-
Godzillasimp: Tooru please
OiOikawa:....
OiOikawa: fine
Godzillasimp: thank you
Godzillasimp: are you free tmrw night?
OiOikawa: no
OiOikawa: I’m going to Tokyo with Daichi, Ushijima and Terushima
Godzillasimp: wtf?
OiOikawa: captains holiday
Godzillasimps: I oh…..
OiOikawa: why?
Godzillasimp: I wanted to hang out and shit
OiOikawa: oh?
Godzillasimp: yh I need help picking things out for Ichiko’s birthday
OiOikawa:....
OiOikawa: jdjajdjAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHH
Godzillasimp: wtf
OiOikawa: go swallow a whole grape
Oikawa grunted and turned off his phone. He put it face down and opened his window, he stared at the woods, they didn’t scare him as much as it scared most people but that was probably because he was the King of the Monsters, he had defeated people’s worst nightmares. In all honesty the feeling of being on edge was common to him, he was ancient and had once lived in a time where he was nothing more than a large animal part of a species. But now? After getting hit by an increased level of radiation shit had gone wild, his DNA changed then something had happened and he had reproduced which was still the weirdest thing that had happened to him. Apparently he was asexual, he had learnt this in biology class much akin to many other animals.
Something else he had learnt was that marine iguanas and Komodo dragons could possibly be descendants of the Godzilla species so that had made him smile and feel comforted in a way that he hadn’t been since his mother who used to float on her back and let him lay on her chest as she cleaned him.
He hadn’t always been alone though, once he had a mate, before Mothra. His old mate had been one of his species, a dark red scaled Godzilla who was an alpha male. At the time Tooru had been the equivalent of a teenager which was a normal time for one of his species to get a mate.
The alpha was young like him, they had mated and Tooru loved it, they did what all mates do, take out a scale from their foreheads then give your mate the scale so they replace their missing scale with their mate’s scale, they nested together, actually mated together, hunted together and most importantly they wanted to start a family together but then a MUTO had appeared and had slaughtered his mate, leaving Tooru confused and pained as he sobbed over the body of his lover.
Then he met Mothra, at first they had been enemies but it has turned into a symbiotic relationship, they had been in love but not in the same way Tooru had been with his mate. He had shifted into a human for the first time with her, this had been in the country of Babylon and incidentally they became the King and Queen of Babylon, it was a bit more complex than that but it’s what he had. When he shifted the first thing he did was rip the red scale from his body, it was incredibly large and he literally had to hold it two hands but it changed the longer he held it, it became smaller and smaller until it was large enough to swear as a pendant.
When Mothra had died he had been genuinely distraught. He killed Ghidorah by ripping one of his heads off then tearing into his chest and removing his heart, therefore becoming the King of the Monsters but he was alone and he didn’t like it so he jumped into the water and stayed underwater till he supposedly died then he woke up, laying on his back in the water with the scale on his chest in its original size, he pressed it to his forehead where the missing scale was and swam into some sort of ruins and fell asleep.
When he pulled himself up onto a beach thirteen years ago he had shifted to a human but had forgotten about the scale. He was found on the island of Kinkasan and lived there until the age of ten which was when he was adopted by the Oikawas. It was about three weeks after he had initially been found, he was chosen by a couple who wanted to take him out for ice cream and for a beach day to get to know him better or something along those lines. He ran off, running in the direction that just felt right, he ended up on the beach, on his knees, digging furiously in the sand until his fingers brushed against something that wasn’t sand. The object was hard but soft, he pulled it out the sand, deep red, it was his mate’s scale. He pulled it out of the sand and held it close to his chest. He carried it all the way back to where the couple was furiously looking for him, they started at him, gobsmacked and wondering why this young kid ran away then came back holding a red shell looking object. They didn’t say much but did take him back to the orphanage. He refused to let go of the scale no matter how much the staff protested, eventually they let him keep it, he punched some kid in the face who tried to take it from him, stabbed another in the hand and actually bit a chunk out of some other brat, the kids eventually learnt to not try and take the scale from him.
Tooru was adopted, taken to the Oikawa’s holiday home in the island then to the mainland within a week he was taken back into custody due to one of the maids calling in about domestic abuse. He was in custody again for a month and he met Hinata during that time but throughout the whole entire time he kept the scale in his presence. He was given back to the Oikawas and that’s when the scale finally shrunk, he had worn it on a chain around his neck since then.
If there was one thing he specifically remembered about his mate was his hazel eyes, more green than anything really. Two beautiful green eyes. Green eyes. Green eyes which he had seen recently. He sat up straight, hand flying to grip his hair.
“Fuck, no no no there is no way..no he had brown eyes, brown eyes that just look green!”
Oikawa pleaded. He grabbed his phone and despite his mind screaming at him not to, he opened the chat.
Private message OiOikawa and Godzillasimp
OiOikawa: can you come over???
OiOikawa: like right now pls???