Go Go Godzilla: STAHP-, haikyuu!! fanfic

Cxmill

Characters

Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou/Tsukishima Kei, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Kindaichi Yuutarou/Kunimi Akira, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Takeda Ittetsu/Ukai Keishin, Kita Shinsuke/Miya Atsumu, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kuroo Tesurou/Ukai Keishin, Iwaizumi Hajime/Original Female Character(s), Oikawa Tooru/Original Male Character(s)

Tags

Time Travel Kinda HE Abusive Parents lol im so sorry also Like long story why???? Depressed Oikawa Tooru Oikawa Tooru's Knee Injury Oikawa is Godzilla he is also really really rich kuroo is lowkey jealous mcrip my boy Tendou is Rodan Ushijima is Ghidorah oikawa is so old- Oikawa Tooru was abused Jealous Oikawa Tooru Atsumu is confused and horny ushijima fucked up Iwazumi is Mothra?? everyone else is human kuroo accidentally had sex with Ukai three times he topped don’t ask why this came to mind because honestly I don’t know Bullied Oikawa Tooru Oikaw Tooru has anxiety he needs a hug- from Hajime did I mention how rich oikawa is?? yandere Akaashi Coaches oikawa kills Ushijima but dw yellow dragon farmer survived if you don’t hate Hajime’s gf by the end of this I’m doing my job wrong lol cam someone please get Oikawa to therapy??? babylonian king Oikawa babylonian Queen Mothra text chat Some of it Actually more of them are Titans lol Iwaizumi is buff short angry muscle man magic muscle man like fanom Bokuto buff ...because what he lacks in height he makes up everywhere else lol Oikawa?? Happy?? Lol you thOU G H T it’s official I’m a slut for Bokuto with his hair down fight me UNGH i can’t tell yall it’s a secret but he he does brave boy stuff and ugh akaashi and Bokuto aren’t dating yet despite what it seems because I want Bokuto to suffer and snap I’m so sorry yall Oikawa might have no arse but damn long legs daisy dukes makes a man go “shittykawa!” honestly Just Oikawa’s legs Legs lev lev is Lev is Lev figure it out kiddos you will see other POVs but right now it’s mainly Oikawa mostly because yeah

Summary

When people asked him why he despised Ushijima with every fibre of his being he always replied in the same, aloof way “because he constantly nags me!” And “because he stalks me!” The staking part hope ever is of course, not true.But it’s been hundreds of years and he isn’t sure how much longer he can keep this secret for. Now plagued with the realisation that keeping his true form hidden in a human isn’t working as well as he planned, old foes and alias alike are begging to return and worst of all, Iwa-chan’s new girlfriend is making him loose all sense of rationality. While he deals with his problems he is also coming to realise that perhaps he really had bitten off more than he could chew, he can’t put a name for all these emotions and he hates it! All he wants is to crawl into Iwaizumi’s lap and be told everything is okay but of course this is real life and in real life you don’t always get what you ask for. Now a new threat is also arising in the form of one Kageyama Tobio, will Oikawa be able to keep his crown or will Kageyama finally beat him, crowning himself unknowingly as king of the monsters and accidentally cause the downfall of mankind and Earth herself?

Note

I...I don’t know okay?

STAHP-

April 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM

Litten: Have yall heard the new Yagami Yato audio?

HoeHoe: woah there is a new one?

Litten: yh

Litten: on her patreon

TuTushima: Oml what is it

Minecraftfox: This doesn’t sound safe…

Sangwoah: OoOoOoOo what is it??

Litten: yall gonna be shooketh

WhoWho: oh gosh

Fuckoff: why were you listening to Yagami Yato

Litten: Oikawa’s fault lol

Fuckoff: what?

Babayaga: ugh😫 Kuroo daddy

Babayaga: fuck me

Babayaga: hump me

Babayaga: daddy better make me choke~

Litten: 😳😳

Babayaga added Salmon to the group chat

Salmon: Matsun?

Babayaga: Makki!!!!

Babayaga: looks who it is

Salmon: who??

Litten: im scared-

Salmon: OMG DADDY KUROO

Salmon: I let him taste it, and now he diabetic

Salmon: I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp

Salmon: I wanna gag, I wanna choke

Salmon: I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

Litten: 😳😳😫😂

Fuckoff: wtf

Godzillasimp: I’m sorry my team is filled full of horny fools

Litten: mmm I appreciate the attention!

Salmon: Kunimi said he would 11/10 bang Kuroo

Salmon: said he has something called big dick daddy energy

Litten: am I actually considering having an orgy with Aoba Johsai? Yes

Babayaga: I’d bottom for him

Babayaga: which is the worrying thing

Salmon: lol suffer slut

Litten: i won’t let you top

Litten: i don’t bottom

Litten: not that I have anything against bottoms but it just feels awkward for me? Does that even make sense?

Salmon: yh

Salmon: every human is different, some people like topping, some like bottoming, some like both and some like neither

Salmon: don’t feel ashamed for what you find pleasure in

Salmon:....unless it’s illegal

Litten: 🥺🥺

Salmon: :)

Babayaga: I want his attention!

Salmon: fight me bitch

Babayaga: gladly hoe

Babayaga: you’re built like string cheese

Godzillasimp: ugh

Salmon: so?? You’re built like fucking-

Babayaga: go on~?

Salmon: go choke

Salmon: so not watermelon

Babayaga: hehe

HoeHoe: HCKSJXJJAJDSAJXJJS

HoeHoe: FUCK I NEVER THOUGHT ID GET HARD TO OIKAWA

Litten: SAME

Litten: WHY DOES HE SOUND SO FUCKING HOT

Salmon: woah what

Babayaga: ??? Excuse me that’s our captain you’re talking about there

WhoWho: I’m sorry

WhoWho: w H a T ??

Fuckoff:...^

Godzillasimp: ?

Godzillasimp: how could shittykawa ever sound hot?

HoeHoe: the way he moans I-

Litten: I KNOW

HoeHoe: FUCK

HoeHoe: NOW I WANNA

HoeHoe: FUCK

Litten: SAME

Litten: WHEN IT FIRST GOES IN THE WAY HE JUST BREAKS I-

Litten: I WANT TO DO THAT TO SOMEONE

HoeHoe: SAME

HoeHoe: HE MEWLS LIKE A FUCKING CAT

Litten: THE VOICE BREAK

HoeHoe: I KNOW

Litten: THE MIND BREAK AT THE END WHERE YOU KNOW HE GIVES UP ON WINNING

HoeHoe: I KN O W

Babayaga: Wait what

Babayaga: I wanna listen to this-

Litten: https://www.patreon.com/YagamiYato/posts?filters[search_query]=Oikawa

Babayaga:..aight

[30 mins later]

Babayaga: HOLY F U C K

HoeHoe: RIGHT????

Litten: I WANNA RAIL HIM AGAINST A WALL

Sangwoah: now you get me?

Babayaga: you lucky fucker

Litten: sly fox-

HoeHoe: does he actually sound like that?

Sangwoah: yeah but make it like 10x more submissive and proper mind break porno sounds

HowHoe:...I’m gonna asceNd

Litten: fuck

Babayaga: I’m never gonna be able to look at him normally again

Salmon: I just finished listening

Salmon: “little cutie~”

Salmon: “I can’t cum anymore I’m out of cum”

Godzillasimp: wtf

Litten: “sOme nerve no please no please no more no more-“

HoeHoe: ugh •////•

Babayaga: “I’ll eat you out like a goodbye” *que arse eating sounds*

Salmon: that was hot

HoeHoe: gotta agree with you there

Litten: the Master

Salmon: the m a s t e r

Litten: the panting moans in the end where his mind breaks

Babayaga: ugh hot

Salmon: hcksjxjjajd

Babayaga: I’m gonna see if he wants to hook up lol

Litten: invite me!

Salmon: I give you full permission

HoeHoe: I would come but I’m dedicated to Akarsghis

Godzillasimp: no-

Babayaga: no?

Godzillasimpd: you can’t

Babayaga: and why not?

Godzillasimp: ….

Babayaga: weak

Godzillasimp: but in real life he probably isn’t even good a sex

Litten: i-

Godzillasimp: I mean he really has all of his experience from Atsumu

Godzillasimp: and no offence Atsumu but

Godzillasimp: yall fucking broke a bed

Litten: i-

Babayaga: sounds like you have g listened to the audio

Godzillasimp: why would i?

Babayaga: 1 Godzilla slipper (the pair that you crave) if you watch the video

Godzillasimp:...

Godzillasimp: fine

[30 minutes later]

Godzillasimp: F U CK