Whoever said that snorting icing sugar was good was definitely wrong-
“You’ve got to be shitting me.”
Kyotani growled at him, they were stood on a river bank with some drinks from the 7-11. Kyotani obviously didn’t believe him and Oikawa was dying to just tell someone. He had himself a secret for so long that it was clawing to get out.
“What can I do that’ll prove to you I am Godzilla?”
He was standing in the water, his t-shirt was in a pile next to his gym bag with his shoes and socks, the shorts stayed on though, like he was going to wonder around naked in front of Kyotani of all people.
“Tch, do the roar, if you do that and the atomic breath I’ll believe you.”
Mad Dog grinned at him smugly, he probably thought he had caught him out but Tooru wasn’t about to give up.
“If I roar the titans will reply.”
Oikawa smiled, eyes crinkling with amusement, he was their king and so as his followers it was their duty to reply to his call, he was their alpha.
“..do it anyway, it’s not like you’re really Godzilla.”
The blonde did take a couple of steps back however, it was a good thing, he didn’t want the boy getting hurt.
He dug deep inside of him, grabbing around for that primal shift he needed. He clasped it in his hands and yanked as hard as he could. Skin tore to make way for scales, nails were pushed out in favour of claws, dorsal fins broke through skin and stretched out into the air, human teeth fell out only to be replaced with sharp fangs, skin tore to form gills on his neck. Heat bubbled deep down in his lungs, the heat was painful, like he was throwing up magma.
He heard the familiar voom as his atomic breath charged up, he puffed out his cheeks and waited until his throat clicked, the valve had to close..well it wasn’t really a valve but he wasn’t sure what else to call it, the gateway to his radioactive organs?
He opened his mouth and the heat tore loose, it singed the grass and boiled the water, he knew it wouldn’t hurt any of his organs since he was resistant to the levels of heat and radiation his body produced, humans though? They could very well die if they were in his blast zone.
When the scorching heat ended he threw his head back and let out a roar, a sound that he had been holding in for so fucking long, he was Oikawa Tooru. He was Godzilla.
The roar trailed off and Tooru stumbled back a bit, he felt freier. He turned to Kyotani who had fallen to the ground, mouth agape.
“Was that good enough?”
Tooru laughed lightly, accompanied by a backtrack of titan’s roars from over the earth, most closer to him than he had realised. Tears rolled down Tooru’s cheeks in relief? Why was he crying? He didn’t understand the emotion but he felt light, as if a weight had dropped from his shoulders.
“Holy fucking shit you’re actually Godzilla...Godzilla is real, I’m standing in front of the Godzilla...fuck Godzilla is my volleyball captain what the fuck?”
Kyotani’s brain seemed to kick into gear, after he spoke a surprisingly loud roar chimed through the air, loud because it was close, probably in this prefecture!
“What the fuck? Was that another Titan? Holy shit Godzilla and the Titans are real!”
Kyotani jumped to his feet just in time for another roar to birth its way into the sky, Tooru recognised this one, Rodan was in this prefecture as well.
“That was Rodan, the one before though..I’m going to have to guess it was Quetzalcoatl.”
Tooru climbed out of the water, threw on his shirt, grabbed Kyotani by the arm and dragged the babbling boy away from the river bank, they couldn’t be seen around this area, not with the Titan’s calls most likely exploding probably everywhere on Earth and all because he had to prove himself.
“..oh, well that was Ghidorah.”
Tooru snarled as another roar sounded through the air. He pressed up against the wall of the alley and rubbed his hands over his face.
“So how old are you? Godzilla is like a bajillion years old which means you’re like a bajillion years old right?”
Kyotani was smiling widely, looked like he and Iwazumi both fanboyed over the Godzilla franchise.
“I’m actually 252,904,020 billion years old so not a bajillion.”
Tooru snorted, running his fingers through his hair.
“Oh so you’re an old man.”
Kyotani snorted, obviously finding the idea hilarious.
“Yes I suppose I am. I’m the oldest Titan after all.”
Tooru looked up at the sky, he was the oldest living creature on this planet.
“So mr. Old guy, what advice can you give me?”
Kyotani’s smile was malicious and Tooru actually chuckled, this one was an odd one.
“Mmm, well I suppose it’s that people are fickle, much like a candle in the wind. No matter how hard you try to protect the flame it will blow out, humans are like that. You run off of intelligence and instinct, you pretend you care for others and everything but many people don’t care about what you can’t see. You become numb to bad news, you inflict pain on others without being able to take it but humans cannot be alone, no animal should forever be alone. Life will become incredibly pointless, you experience things but without drive, this abandonment will push you to your wits end.”
He took in a deep breath and scrunched up his nose.
“Fuck that’s sad...give me something good.”
Kyotani punched his shoulder.
“Fine, you humans dream with such incredible want, you plan out your lives as if getting out of bed a minute earlier would change your life but you cannot be sure as you cannot change the past without this time being the consequence, you past has been planned out but the future? The future is unknown. It is not worth knowing because if the future is known then the future is established and therefore not ours to create so instead of always looking towards the future look around you and take time to focus on the now.”
He slapped the human on the back and took off, giving him a wave instead of a proper goodbye.
BoogieWoogieWoogie
You’remydad: okay so
You’remydad: don’t kill me but
HoeHoe: what did you do
Litten: is this role swap??
TuTushima: I think I’ve fallen through the mirror
ReDEeR: did I just get sent to a parallel universe
Godzillasimp: GUYS DUD TOY FUCKING JUEST HEAR THAT YOG USELESS SOUTS
UshiUshi: yes I did
TuTushima: holy fuck I-
HoeHoe: HEY HEY HEY
HoeHoe: sounded like Godzilla lol
Godzillasimp: I KNOW PLUS THE OTHER ROARS????
Asesus: I think we should all just go to church and pray
Gucciflipflops: HXIAJXIKAJS GODZILLA!!!!
Godzillasimp: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babayaga: I was walking home along the bank and then this blue tunnel of something shot down and heated up the water
Minecraftfox: I was unaware Godzilla was a real creature
Snek: lololol did you see him??
Babayaga: no I did not sadly
Godzillasimp: but that was definitely his roar like no ist her creature on this planet even had a toar like that omfg what is Godzilla is actuoally rwal
TuTushima: calm down before you type-
ReDEeR: but the other roars? Are these the other titans
Godzilla: I think so!
Godzillasimp: I definitely recognised the first one as Godzilla’s
Godzillasimp: the first one I’m not too sure about but the second one was Rodan
TuTushima: what about the others??
Godzillasimp: not too sure but the last one sounded like Ghidorah
Gucciflipflops: Ugh ew he killed Mothra
Gucciflipflops: he is a fuckhead
UshiUshi: what if he didn’t want to but he had to
Godzillasimp:):&-&:&/&:&.8-909388,@‘
TuTushima: I think Iwa Just had a heart attack
OiOikawa: actually I’m the only one who can call him Iwa you soggy hoe
Babayaga: I once watched Oikawa bite someone who called Iwaizumi Iwa
OiOikawa: Iwasten
Babayaga: feral
Litten: lol
HoeHoe: I-
WhoWho: bokuto-san I do believe you head butted the mirror because it scared you yesterday
HoeHoe: AKAAAASHIIIII!!!
HoeHoe:...you promised you wouldn’t tell
WhoWho: I apologise Bokuto-san
HoeHoe: huh me to make it better!
WhoWho: of course Bokuto-san
ReDEeR: @UshiUshi why can’t we be like thaaaaaat???
UhsiUshi: I apologise I am out running at the moment however If you so wish I will turn back and go to your dorm
ReDEeR: yes <3<3
UshiUshi: 3>
Asesus: oh-
TuTushima: who here isn’t interested in men?
Boba: me
Babayaga: me
OiOikawa: lies I saw your folder of Hanamaki’s arse
Babayaga: oh shit I’ve been bamboozled
Godzillasimp: I’m not sure
You’remydad: ??
Godzillasimp: well like I’ve got a gf
Litten: gxiajhdiaja
HoeHoe: whxjkaoziqbs
TuTushima: sihwjxiajs
Godzillasimp: what??
Litten: i thought you were gonna date Oikawa ngl-
Godzillasimp: what? No
Babayaga: okay but yall are koalas
Godzillasimp: I-
Godzillasimp: @OiOikawa come deal with this shit you clingy bitch
OiOikawa: but Iwa-Chan you loooooooooove my cuddles!!!
Godzillasimp: lies
Babayaga: not true
Babayaga: he gets really really fucking mellow when Oikawa lays on him
Babayaga: it was so hot today we couldn’t actually play volleyball but try Iwaizumi clung to Oikawa like no ones buisness
Godzillasimp: he is cold hearted therefore cold blooded and is like an ice pack
OiOikawa: rUde
Godzillasimp: I once watched him kill a spider and leave its carcass there so no more spiders would come
OiOikawa: IT WORKS
You’remydad: you should treat bugs like you want to be treated
OiOikawa: killed without hesitation
You’remydad: nO
Babayaga: the worst is when Iwaizumi holds on even when Bitch boy is singing
Litten: bruh
WhoWho: can he not sing?
Babayaga: yes but it’s what he sings
You’remydad: can’t be as bad as Sugawara he started screaming the lyrics to Mr. Watson because he saw a spider
Babayaga: I-
Babayaga: no
OiOikawa: shut up you emo tree no one cares
Litten: i do
TuTushima: I do
UshiUshi: if he came to Shiratorizawa he would be able to use our state of the art music facility
ReDEeR: I once saw semi and shirabu getting it on in one of the recording studios
ReDEeR: that or they were killing each other lol
HoeHoe: oh oh oh what does he sing??
Babayaga: it’s called The Hearse Song but the one by Rusty Cage and it’s honestly terrifying
Babayaga: one time on a team sleep over I went to the kitchen to get water and I just hear
Babayaga: “AnD tHe fLaMeS RiSe uP tO dRaG yOu dOwN iNtO tHe FiRe wHeRe YoU WiLL DrOwN yOuR SkiN MeLtS oFf aS yOu DeScEnD
aNd SaTan TeArS yOu LiMb fRoM LiMb yOuR sUfFeRiNg WiLL nEvEr eNd”
Babayaga: then I just see Oikawa with like a second fucking head and for a fast second I though he had twisted his head around to look at me-
OiOikawa: Stahp
Babayaga: and the fucker grins at me! Have you ever seen Iwazumi grin??? It’s like Kageyama’s but like worse
Babayaga: then I see four arms and I though he had horns so I ran screaming-
Godzillasimp: oikawa bullied me into wearing a face mask
OiOikawa: lies you love my face masks because I see you rubbing your fingers over your face afterwards
Godzillasimp: I-
Litten: is Aoba Johsai like okay??
Litten: are yall possesed??
OiOikawa: now that you say that
OiOikawa: Kunimi kept on staring at nothing during practice last Wednesday
OiOikawa: it wasn’t like zoning out though
OiOikawa: it was like the random cat stare thing where he would just stop even while playing
OiOikawa: worst thing is I went to lock up and I just see him staring at the shadows in the gym right
OiOikawa: then he just screamed and ran straight past me
OiOikawa: didn’t even fuckinh realise
Babayaga: oh shit yh
Babayaga: I was chatting with Kindaichi and he said that Kunimi kept on laughing at the shadows
Godzillasimp: he tried to talk to me about the “girl in the corner” but there was no one there
Babayaga: he doesn’t remember anything the
Litten: Holy shit
HoeHoe: that’s kinda scary….
OiOikawa: it got even worse when on Thursday he came into practice and just didn’t look at that corner at all
OiOikawa: as in he objectively avoided it
OiOikawa: he refused to play when our team was facing the corner
OiOikawa: then come Friday he didn’t remember a single thing
You’remydad: you guys are not okay
Asesus: did he say it was a young child by any chance
Godzillasimp: yh
Godzillasimp: he told me the “young girl” seemed lonely and she wanted to play
Godzillasimp: I had a heart attack when he said it
Asesus: demons usually appear as young children
Asesus: usually because the human instinct to protect young kicks in and so they can trick humans
Gucciflipflops: erm
Gucciflipflops: Asahi-san why do you know this?
Asesus: because I once thought Noya was possesed
Asesus: turns out he was just really horny
You’remydad: I-
Gucciflipflops: wow
Litten: oh so like Yaku!
WhoWho: Yaku would steal your knee caps if he knew you said that
Snek: rip kneecaps
Litten: stfu
Minecraftfox: why do you two dislike each other so much?
Litten:...none of u business bitch
HoeHoe: they did the frickidy frackady one time when they’re we’re drunk
Minecraftfox: did something bad happen?
Snek: from my part it was all consensual
HoeHoe: Kubroo?
Litten: yeah same here
TuTushima: so what’s the tea?
ReDEeR: ^
UshiUshi: ^
OiOikawa: ^
Babayaga: ^
Gucciflipflops: ^
You’remydad: ^
Snek: he is scared of snakes and I have a large tattoo of one
Litten: IT STARED AT ME OKAY
Litten: IT WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS GETTING IN HIS BED AND LYING ON A FUCKING ONE
Snek:...you slept on Elizabeth?
Litten: no i got off of her
Litten: why would I sleep on an animal??
Litten: who sleeps on animals??
Babayaga: oikawa does
Godzillasimp: shut it
OiOikawa: awe are you embarrassed that you like hugs??
OiOikawa: Iwa-Chan my window is always open ~ (•3-)
Godzillasimp: no thank
Godzillasimp: oh to be Jared, 19
You’remydad: I just watched Hinata stare at Tsukishima for the whole time he was insulting him and then afterwards Hinata grinned and smiled
You’remydad: why is he broken?
Babayaga: ew sounds like it’s
OiOikawa: ✨ L O V E ✨
You’remydad: but Hinata is dating Kageyama
You’remydad: plus Yamaguchi is now with Tsukishima
TuTushima: what-
Litten: fuck not my ships
Gucciflipflops: eheh yeah sorry I didn’t tell you
TuTushima: omfg I’m so sorry I was hiting on you andyoualreadyhaveaboyfriendimsosorrypleaseforgivemeididntmeantomakeyoyuncomfortable
Gucciflipflops: no no no don’t worry about it!
Gucciflipflops: if anything I’m actually really flattered
Gucciflipflops: it was a nice revelation to know someone could like me
TuTushima: whixjakzkak
TuTushima: you’re actually amazing! You’ve got such pretty eyes and you’re tall and you’re so kind plus you are so understanding you’re a literal ray of sunshine and you have some of the best manners plus your smile is amazing!
TuTushima: anyone who doesn’t like you is missing out if I’m being honest
TuTushima: wait-
TuTushima: ah fuck I’m sorry I didn’t mean it like flirting I meantitasaconplimentimsorryheck-
Asesus added Rollin to BoogieWoogieWoogie
Rollin: GUYS
Rollin: UOU WINT GONNA FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
Babayaga: wh a t
Rollin: I WAS OUT GOING ON A WALK AND I GO SEE THIS BALL OF ORANGE SO I CAREFULLY APROACH IT AND IT WAS FUCKING HINATA
You’remydad: ???
Rollin: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Rollin: HE HAD THIS BIRD
Asesus: what type?
Rollin: I DUNNO IT WAS RED AND GREEN WITH TWO REALLY LONG FEATHERS AS A TALE AND A MOHAWK
OiOikawa: do you mean the Resplendent Quetzal?
Rollin: I JUST SEARCHED IT UP AND HEAH THAT
OiOikawa: that’s rather odd as it is native to Mexico, Chiapas and western Panama although there are quetzals in South America belonging to the genus Pharomachrus
Litten: oikawa why do you know this
OiOikawa: fuck if I know dude I just do
OiOikawa: fun fact it’s related to the Mayan, Toltec and Aztec god Quetzalcoatl who’s name translates to feathered serpent. God of the air, wind and learning
OiOikawa: although the first evidence of worshiping a feathered serpent God was seen Teotihuacan in the first BC or early AD
OiOikawa: however Quetzalcoatl almost directly translates to serpent of precious men
OiOikawa: also the God’s main animals were Resplendent Quetzals and rattlesnakes
OiOikawa: you can probably also guess that the name Queatzal comes from Quetzalcoatl
OiOikawa:...I honestly don’t know how I known this
Rollin: YEAH ANOUT THE SNAKES
Rollin: HE HAD ONE IN HIS ARMS AND I??????
You’remydad: holy fuck they’re poisonous
Snek: yes they are poisonous but it isn’t illegal to have one as a pet
Snek: although they are a massive responsibility and you have to take care as they are in the viper family
Rollin: noice
Rollin: also I just watched Asahi forget how easy it was to open the hot tub so he opened the lid fell in and then the lid shut in on him
You’remydad: please don’t kill him
Rollin: he’ll rise again on Sunday it’s okay
You’remydad: nO THATS NOT HOW HE WORKS GODDAMNIT NISHINOYA YUU
Rollin:...it’s not
You’remydad: at this point in my career I’m not sure whether I’m the captain or the babysitter
Litten: You’re the daddy
HoeHoe: yes, I am thicc daddy
WhoWho: Bokuto-san I just saved you from breaking bones by jumping onto a table being moved from under you
WhoWho: you are not the daddy I am the daddy
HoeHoe: but I thought you were the mummy…
WhoWho: I suppose if you were the daddy and I the mummy then I would be your spouse yes?
HoeHoe: uhuh
WhoWho: then I shall be your wife
HoeHoe: okay!!!
You’remydad: I- wow-
TuTushima: Ugh I want LoVe
Snek: ^
OiOikawa: ^
Babayaga: ^
Litten: ^
You’remydad: ^
Minecraftfox: I would like to date someone who doesn’t cheat on me
Snek: sksksks
TuTushima: are you...okay?
Minecraftfox: most likely
You’remydad: mngh do you wanna talk about it?
Minecraftfox: perhaps I could get some advice?
OiOikawa: yes!!
Minecraftfox: well you see I’m dating this guy called Asahiro and he is nice but sometimes he comes home and starts talking about his sexual exploits
Minecraftfox: I do not wish to have sex often and I have informed of this and have said that I am fine with him going for hook ups
Minecraftfox: but two days ago I caught him and another guy on a date
Minecraftfox: I thought it would be okay but I made him angry by asking about the other guy and he beat me up
Minecraftfox: I understand that I shouldn’t’ve pushed him on the topic but at the same time I do believe beating me up was slightly over the top
Minecraftfox: I cannot decide whether him making me feel bad and insecure because of my lack of sexual activities is as bad as him seemingly rubbing it in my face…
OiOikawa: I- Kita...what he is doing is abusive
OiOikawa: all your feelings are completely valid and in this situation I would say it would be best to leave him
Litten: did he ever guilt trip you into sex
Minecraftfox: yes, usually once a month
Minecraftfox: we have been dating for two years and during most of our sexual activities I didn’t wish to take part
Minecraftfox: but I did consent
You’remydad: that’s not okay Kita
Snek: yeah! You should pack up your stuff and leave
Minecraftfox: I have nowhere to stay…
Litten: what about that two toned bitch
Minecraftfox: Atsumu?
Litten: yh
Minecraftfox: I do not wish to impose on him
Minecraftfox: I do not want to be a bother
TuTushima: I think he would be ecstatic if you stayed with him
Minecraftfox: ???
TuTushima: Osamu is staying with Suna apparently so Atsumu is lonely
Minecraftfox: perhaps I should contact him…
TuTushima: yes!
OiOikawa: yes!
HoeHoe: yes!
Godzillasimp: yes!
Gucciflipflops: yes!
Rollin: yes!
WhoWho: yes!
UshiUshi: yes!
ReDEeR: yes!
Private message Feral and OiOikawa
Feral: where is Atlantis
OiOikawa: what?
Feral: stfu you’re older than most things still around how you survived the meteor I will never know but answer the fucking queastion
Feral: where tf is Atlantis
OiOikawa: wow wow good evening to you too pup!
OiOikawa: well I don’t remember much of the human’s land but according to Plato Atlantis is supposedly past the Pillars of Hercules which is assumed to be the straits of Gebrolter but..
OiOikawa: what I’m about to tell you, there is no way a human should know it do you understand me?
Feral: yes now get on with it
OiOikawa: Baphomet once told me he remembered Atlantis to be on land, not an island at all although he said it was close ish to to sea
OiOikawa: I think it is now called the Richat Structure
OiOikawa: he said that although it is in the Sahara desert and that Plato said it sunk it actually fell away to an earthquake and most of the remains of the city were destroyed in a battle between him and Mokele-Mbembe
Feral: fuck
OiOikawa: mhm
OiOikawa: I have to admit I do not remember an island being around Morocco and Spain
Feral: holy shit….
OiOikawa: mhm
Feral: you said something about a Quezalcoatl
OiOikawa: yes! The Titan still seen as a God!
OiOikawa: he lived in Machu Pichu once
OiOikawa: Aztec, Mayan, Peruvian and such
Feral: woah
OiOikawa: yes!