Chaos, Chats, and Coffee

Two coffee shops sit right next to each other, Sparks and Iron Brew Coffee, and they are bitter rivals... supposedly.Basically, the owners think they're rivals, the employees think pranking the other shop is fun, and Wade thinks.... well, it's still up for debate whether he even can. Come and visit where there may or may not be drugs in the food, wild animals behind the counter, and no one actually seems to work, preferring to text most of the time.

A/N (Goose): i hope everyone likes the names, i spent like 10 minutes on all of them, and that's a lot of time.A/N (Raven): Hello. This is mostly chaos, but it was fun to write. Anyways, our plan is to update once a week sooooo yeah! Enjoy!Names:Sparks workers:Natasha Romanova- NatashalieStephen Strange- Dr coffee makerSam Wilson- Gives you wiiiingsClint Barton- SLEEP WHERE??!Steve Rogers- Nationalism is a lieJames “Bucky” Barnes- bonkyWanda Maximoff- bitch witchIron Brew workers:Tony Stark- Tony, changes to toby stank(chapter one)Peter Parker- YeeterJames Rhodes- PlatypusCarol Danvers- lesbian space momVirginia “Pepper” Potts- The Only Responsible OneVision- Human interactionopeBruce Banner- mean green bean machineRegular customers:Shuri- Shure janMichelle Jones- marshmallow jenelopieLoki- hisshiss mfsWade Wilson- (~￣▽￣)~T’challa- T’challa- changes to WHAT ARE THOOOOSE (chapter one)Pietro Maximoff- nyoom speedThor- God of POPTARTSHela- Real ReginaMaria Hill- A knife! NOOOOOValkerye- drunkspacebisexualOkoye- strong nice bald lady