Two Aces Try To Write Romance
DM from Dr. coffee maker to bitch witch
Dr. coffee maker: Wanda, I'm so sorry about what happened on thursday.
bitch witch: wasnt ur fault dude, you got drugged
Dr. coffee maker: You were left alone to do the jobs of several people for an extended period of time. Please forgive me.
bitch witch: they literally pulled some car chase shit and followed you, it was not ur fault at all
Dr. coffee maker: I still feel guilty.
bitch witch: then pay me the salaries of four people
Dr. coffee maker: ...I don’t think I can do that, I can pay you double for overtime for a bit?
bitch witch: joking, just always ask before just eating stuff around here in the future, ok?
Dr. coffee maker: Definitely.
bitch witch: tho if you are offering extra money im taking it, just sayin’
Dr. coffee maker: Noted.
DM from Natashalie to SLEEP WHERE??!
Natashalie: so can we talk about your apparent relationship with pietro now? its been three days
SLEEP WHERE??!: no?
Natashalie: CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON
Natashalie: TELL ME NOW!
SLEEP WHERE??!: JFC UR SCARY
Natashalie: comes with the territory of being called a scary lesbian
Natashalie: NOW TELL ME!
SLEEP WHERE??!: fiiiiiine
SLEEP WHERE??!: were not dating
SLEEP WHERE??!: thats it
Natashalie: areyousureaboutthat.jpg
SLEEP WHERE??!: YES omfg
Natshalie: i really don't believe it, but ok, if u really dont wanna talk about it
SLEEP WHERE??!: ……………….
Natashalie: you used to tell me everything……
SLEEP WHERE??!: are you trying to fucking guilt me into telling you
Natashalie: duh
SLEEP WHERE??!: imighthaveagiantcrushonhimbutitsnotabigdeal
Natashalie: idk, is it a big deal?
SLEEP WHERE??!: ...maybe?
SLEEP WHERE??!: hes really nice, and also kinda crazy like me, but also is really cute?????? Help?????
Natashalie: ur asking me? the most useless lesbian u know???
SLEEP WHERE??!: FUCK MEEEEEE
Natashalie: ask him out lazy ass
SLEEP WHERE??!: only if you ask out wanda or carol
SLEEP WHERE??!: or both
Natashalie: ok, i will. deal?
SLEEP WHERE??!: deal
DM from SLEEP WHERE??! to nyoom speed
SLEEP WHERE??!: hey, wanna go watch a movie tomorrow?
nyoom speed: yea sure! sonic came out like a month ago
SLEEP WHERE??!: can it be a date?
nyoom speed: i thought we have been dating? for like the past two weeks? an u were just taking it slow????????
SLEEP WHERE??!: oh
SLEEP WHERE??!: i didnt knwo u thought that but ok
SLEEP WHERE??!: ok! yeehaw!
SLEEP WHERE??!: les just go with the dating for two weeks thing
SLEEP WHERE??!: that works
nyoom speed: just to let u know, wanda is reading over my shoulder and dying at this
SLEEP WHERE??!: to wanda: honeyyougotabigstormcoming.jpg
nyoom speed: j hjs bbhgnc
nyoom speed: this is wanda, ur both idiots
SLEEP WHERE??!: why do u think were dating?
nyoom speed: afafkffkfk fair
SLEEP WHERE??!: the diff between lesbian panik and gay panik demonstrated by the terror twins
nyoom speed: rũde
nyoom speed: pietro is done dying now, so hes trying to take back his pho fenqgngad lzv
nyoom speed: ok im back
nyoom speed: yeah, a movie would eb cool! 7ish?
SLEEP WHERE??!: yee
SLEEP WHERE??!: see you then!
nyoom speed: u too, babe
SLEEP WHERE??!: sdkgndkgbaiqefgnnasfl
DM from Natashalie to SLEEP WHERE??!
SLEEP WHERE??! has shared two screenshots
Natashalie: DED
Natashalie: ur so fuckign clueless barton
SLEEP WHERE??!: i knooooowww
SLEEP WHERE??!: but u need to ask someone out
Natashalie: fiiiiiiine
Natashalie: but just because u got a bf now
Natashalie: ill humor you because ily and this is my congrats present
Dm fromNatashalie to bitch witch
Natashalie: hey, wanna go on a date tomorrow
bitch witch: wvnwdkv vwkvn nvowvnvnwv i mean sure??!!!!
Natashalie: cool. where u wanna go?
bitch witch: aamffkffflflflflf fdksk
bitch witch: sry, gay panicing super bad currently
bitch witch: botanical gardens? i like plants a lot
Natashalie: sounds cool to me
bitch witch: one question tho, which u don't have to answer
bitch witch: i always thought u liked carol?
Natashalie:......... i still do? i mean im not settling for u or anything, ive always had a crush on u both
bitch witch: ok, first of, MOOD, how are u both so hot??, and second off YUVE HAD A CRUSH ON ME??????
bitch witch: SKAKNWV NVNFVKCKSDCLSCCSDK
Natashalie: lol, ill see you tomorrow