And the penguins were never heard from again....
Iron Deficiency
Natashalie: well that went well
Dr. coffee maker: Of course it did, we’re smarter than them.
Gives you wiiiings: thats debatable
SLEEP WHERE??!: no were not
Dr. coffee maker: Either way, Stark will be furious when he sees it and that’s always the objective.
Natashalie: for someone’s sake, just admit you like his attention and thats all this is
Dr. coffee maker: Aren’t you supposed to be working?
Natashalie: fuck
bitch witch: f in the chat?
Gives you wiiiings: f
SLEEP WHERE??!: f
Nationalism is a lie: My shift is over, I’m leaving
Dr. coffee maker: Wait until Nat gets there!
Nationalism is a lie: Nope, y’all were off pranking the others while I was here, my shift’s over, I’m leaving
bonky: he just walked out the door, f
Natashalie: illl br tgeres oon
Dr. coffee maker: Don’t text, run
Natashalie: i mukltiraslk
Dr. coffee maker: Clint’s wearing off on you, isn’t he?
SLEEP WHERE??!: lol, and you text like a boomer stfu
bitch witch: clint no…..
SLEEP WHERE??!: clint yes
bonky: clint no…
SLEEP WHERE??!: clint maybe?
Natashalie: CLINT NO
SLEEP WHERE??!: clint no…….
Dr. coffee maker: Nat, are you working yet?
bonky: shes not
Natashalie: im getting an apron, jfc at least im in the building
bonky: im going back to baking
Dr. coffee maker: Wait, that isn’t even your job.
bonky: sry cant hear u over the sound of my awsome pastries
Dr. coffee maker: That’s it, I’m going back there just to make sure you guys don’t run this business into the ground.
bitch witch: lol, love you too strange
JESUS CHRIST DON'T GIVE LOKI ANY MORE KNIVES!!
Tony: WHY TF IS THERE SALT IN ALL THE SUGAR CONTAINERS AND A FUCKING PENGUIN IN THE KITCHEN
Yeeter: oh, the penguins mine ignore him
Tony: Peter… why?
Yeeter: the zoo was mistreating them!
Tony: them ????
Yeeter: theres seven more around the shop somewhere
Tony: ...you know what? why the hell not
Platypus: I think the Sparks crew was responsible for the salt.
Platypus: We did spray paint ‘Iron Brew Rules!!!” on their window real big not too long ago...
lesbian space mom: that was fun…
The Only Responsible One: I just glad they didn’t press charges on all of you
Human interactionnope: Strange wanted to
Tony: yeah he was annoying
Tony: and there’s still salt in all the sugar!
Yeeter: ill go fix it, can someone feed all the penguins???
lesbian space mom: ill go buy some fish, Vis can you man the register?
Human interactionnope: ok
Yeeter: thanks
Tony: thanks kid, I’m going to go yell at Strange
lesbian space mom: and so teh courtship continues….
Tony: ?
lesbian space mom: uh… nothing
Yeeter: lol
The Only Responsible One: Peter, do the sugar, I’ll be there soon to take over
mean green bean machine: i’ll be there soon too, i’ll take the register
mean green bean machine: since Vis doesn’t know how human conversation works
Human interactionnope: i resent that
mean green bean machine: ok mr how-old-are-you-you-look-like-you-could-be-my-mom
Human interactionnope: in my defense, she could’ve been
The Only Responsible One: But do you understand why she became angry?
Human interactionnope: not really, no
Tony: Vis, don’t text on the job
mean green bean machine: thought you were yelling at your nemesis?
Tony: ha ha, I’m almost at his office
lesbian space mom: what kind of fish do teh penguins like?
Yeeter: uhhh, just get a bunch, we’ll see what they like better
Yeeter: call it a business expense
Tony: I let you all do that too much
Yeeter: but the penguins…
Tony: it’s fine, but no more random snack hauls on my credit card for a week
lesbian space mom: peter your penguins better be worth it…
Yeeter: thanks!
Yeeter: @Tony
Yeeter: good hes gone
Yeeter has changed Tony’s name to toby stank
Yeeter has deleted all communication from the last 30 seconds
Yeeter: heheheh
lesbian space mom: hes gonna know it's u pete
Yeeter: shhhhhhh
ALL THE PEOPLE
Natashalie: stark has entered strange’s office
lesbian space mom: yeah, he was annoyed
The Only Responsible One: How’d you even do that with no one noticing you?
Natashalie: ...i have my ways
Natashalie: *disappears in a puff of smoke*
bonky: id belive it if she turned out to be magic
SLEEP WHERE??!: oh she is
lesbian space mom: it was funny when the customers realized though
Yeeter: a Karen came and yelled at me
lesbian space mom: i punched her
Human interactionnope: I told her not to do that
lesbian space mom: i ignored him
Shure jan: good for you!
marshmallow jenelopie: punching is an adequate solution to most problems
Natashalie: I agree
Yeeter: ok so the girls are gonna run the world one day, good to know
SLEEP WHERE??!: u didnt already know that???
hisshiss mfs: whos taking over the world?
Shure jan: you cn help
hisshiss mfs: I want australia
Natashalie: i think youre the only one so ok
Natashalie: whoops, theres a line gtg
bonky: shameful, textig and causing a line
Nationalism is a lie: that is literally why Stephen doesn’t trust you at the register anymore
bonky: *turns up rad pastry noise to block out all teh haters*
bonky: JESUS CHRIST
Nationalism is a lie: what???
Natashalie: do I need to come back there
bonky: no wade just showd up in the kitchen
(~￣▽￣)~: he mentioned pastries!
Natashalie: he does that if u mention food, ignore it
bonky: FUCK
Yeeter: everthing ok over there?
bonky: clint just also dropped from the ceiling
SLEEP WHERE??!: ive been up there since he first mentioned baking in teh sparks chat
Natashalie: clint… no…
SLEEP WHERE??!: dont u have a line?
hisshiss mfs: i am at the door
SLEEP WHERE??!: ?
bonky: ok if u just show up expecting baked gods you will be recruited to help bake
hisshiss mfs: i am not at the door
(~￣▽￣)~: come help before i ruin it all
hisshiss mfs: i am at the door
Shure jan: I don’t care if im recruited, i also want food
lesbian space mom: is someone available to help me carry a LOT of fish back?
lesbian space mom: to be clear, im rly fucking strong, theres just more bags than will fit on my arms
bitch witch: ill come help, then go steal baked goods from the people making them
bonky: no
bonky: u no help, u no eat
T’challa: Why do you have that much fish?
lesbian space mom: we’re harboring a bnch of penguins Peter stole
Yeeter: dont worry about it
Shure jan changed T’challa’s name to WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?: Really sister?
Shure jan: ya boring and basic, i fixed it, ur welc
bonky: y’all, come halp with pastries in the kitchen then we can all skip work and eat tehm
nyoom speed: fuck yea
Iron Deficiency
Dr. coffee maker: Why the actual fuck are there over fifteen people in my kitchen, eating pastries, including people from OUR RIVAL SHOP?
Dr. coffee maker: For that matter, why aren't any of you working, which I pay you to do?
Dr. coffee maker: AND WHERE DID ALL THE FISH COME FROM?!
Natashalie: ……………….
SLEEP WHERE??!: ……………..
bonky: ……………
bitch witch: …………….
Gives you wiiiings: ………….
Nationalism is a lie: It was Bucky.
bonky: *gasps* BETRAYED!
bonky: BY MY NEAREST AND DEEREST FRIEND!
bonky: *sobs dramaticaly into pastries*
Dr. coffee maker: While this has been enlightening for me about who my most trustworthy employees are, it does not help me to understand why all of you, including about ten customers, and the employees of Iron Brew, have a group chat, which I could see you texting on the whole time I was yelling at you.
SLEEP WHERE??!: i fell asleep ten word into that.
Natashalie: why u have gc wid people you supposed to hate an ppl you give coffee to?
SLEEP WHERE??!: thank
SLEEP WHERE??!: and the answer is………..
Natashalie: ……………….
bonky: ……………
Gives you wiiiings: ………….
Nationalism is a lie: ………….
bitch witch: …………….
bitch witch: eyy steve didnt mess it up for once!
Nationalism is a lie: I resent that
Dr. coffee maker: What the hell is going on with you guys?
Dr. coffee maker: CLINT GET OUT OF THE VENTS I CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE!
SLEEP WHERE??!: no?
Dr. coffee maker: Why are you all acting like this??
(~￣▽￣)~: ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Dr. coffee maker: What the fuck? Who are you?!
Gives you wiiiings: try being in a group chat with that fucker
(~￣▽￣)~: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
(~￣▽￣)~ has left the chat
(~￣▽￣)~ has added (~￣▽￣)~ to the chat
(~￣▽￣)~: btw, i got carol to take the fish back with her, yw
(~￣▽￣)~: k bye now (✿◠‿◠)
(~￣▽￣)~ has left the chat
Dr. coffee maker: What?
DM from Dr. coffee maker to toby stank:
Dr. coffee maker: Stark, why is that your name?
toby stank: What the hell do you want Strange.
Dr. coffee maker: It's about our employees and their...lack of focus on their jobs. I think we need to talk.