Don't Do Drugs Kids
JESUS CHRIST DON'T GIVE LOKI ANY MORE KNIVES!!
toby stank: Can one of you irresponsible fucks add me to your large group chat?
toby stank: You're not in too much trouble, since none of you were directly responsible for drugging Strange. I think
toby stank: but I need to speak to all of you
toby stank: Now.
The Only Responsible One: I will Tony. I’m sorry about how all of this went down.
toby stank: just please tell me there are people working?
The Only Responsible One: I am, and so is Vis.
toby stank: Good
ALL THE PEOPLE
Yeeter: starks coming yall, beware!
Real Regina: I'm guessing all the blame is gonna be placed on me?
bitch witch: probly
nyoom speed: this is gonna be funnnnyyyyyyy
The Only Responsible One has added toby stank to the chat
toby stank: what the actual fuck have you all done
bonky: drugged some meringues?
bonky: oh nvm theat was probably retorical
SLEEP WHERE??!: yall, idk whats happening, but stark is pissssssed
Gives you wiiiings: you fucking idiot
SLEEP WHERE??!: what
toby stank: WTF ARE YOU IN THE VENTS
SLEEP WHERE??!: OH SHIT
SLEEP WHERE??!: IM SORRY DONT KILL ME
(~￣▽￣)~: doo u thik uicorns tase good?
(~￣▽￣)~: oh thres one il as k him
(~￣▽￣)~: helo mr unicorn! Do yuo taste godo?
toby stank: how many people did you guys get high?
bonky: i forced leterally no one to eat the meringues, but ok then
Nationalism is a lie: Wade ate eight, which is a lot even for his tolerance
toby stank: tolerance?
toby stank: are all of you druggies?
SLEEP WHERE??!: nah, its mostly just wade and then most of us occasionally. like today was supposed to be a once a month high fest
SLEEP WHERE??!: what else were we supposed to do with all that cocaine?
toby stank: TURN IT INTO THE POLICE??
nyoom speed: it cost 250,000 dollars, and you want us to turn it in?
toby stank: 250,000? WHAT THE HELL?
Real Regina: You called?
toby stank: how the hell did you find that much cocaine anyways?
Real Regina: it's like 40 years old
toby stank: AND YOU FED IT TO TWO PEOPLE?
Real Regina: Chill gramps, it's not just cocaine
toby stank: WHAT ELSE IS IT?
Real Regina: jfc never become a drug addict
Real Regina: Honestly no clue lol
Real Regina: Other drugs?
Nationalism is a lie: update, Wade’s gonna be ok, just quite loopy for a while
Yeeter: yayyyy!
bonky: there also may have been vodka?
bitch witch: can i drink the rest?
bonky: ig? If wade dindint already.
(~￣▽￣)~: hmmm hamburgggggerrrr
bitch witch: yeah ur right, he probly did
bitch witch: oh well
bitch witch: i kinda need it, im the only one working, cause all of u fuckheads left me here
bonky: im here?
bitch witch: you dont count when it comes to working
bitch witch: do u even have a job here or do u just show up?
toby stank: please tell me someone is working at my store??
The Only Responsible One: I already told you that Vis and I are working, Tony. Also Peter decided to go help Wanda next door.
Natashalie: also, since you’re neglecting to tell them, strange will be fine, though he did start vomiting
toby stank: how do you even know that?
Natashalie: I followed you into the hospital
SLEEP WHERE??!: a lot of us followed u, nat was the only one to sneak in tho
Natashalie: ur in here too
SLEEP WHERE??!: i dont sneak, i crawl through the walls, often making a lot of noise
lesbian space mom: and im jaming to music in the car
Toby stank: ok, why did you all follow me???
SLEEP WHERE??!: to see the romance blossom, duh
toby stank: what?
Natashalie: we’re not blind stark, we all know u got a major crush on our boss
toby stank: no? I don't?
SLEEP WHERE??!: you completely froze up when he kissed you stark.
toby stank: you were watching us?????
SLEEP WHERE??!: got a vid and everything man
toby stank: that's a violation of my rights!!!
SLEEP WHERE??!: nope
SLEEP WHERE??!: its not
Toby stank: delete the footage
SLEEP WHERE??!: i already emailed it to evryone
Shure jan: and i made the video unhackable, and undeletable, so ha
toby stank: thats impossible.
Yeeter: dont say taht, she will prove you wrong every time
marshmallow jenelopie: as fun as this has been, im running out of popcorn, and need to keep studying
toby stank: how many of you are lurking?!!
Platypus: All of us I think.
strong nice bald lady: Even I was here for the majority of that
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??: in the words of my sister, ^
mean green bean machine: ^
God of POPTARTS: ^
drunkspacebisexual: ^
Human interactionope: ^
tony stank: fuck all of you
Gives you wiiiings: save it for strange
SLEEP WHERE??!: save it for strange
bonky: ^^^^^^^^!!!
SLEEP WHERE??!: DAMNIT WILSON
Gives you wiiiings: i only said that because i knew you would
SLEEP WHERE??!: rude
toby stank: Why are you all so hung up on this???
Natashalie: just say that you like him, and we’ll stop
Nationalism is a lie: Most of us will at least
toby stank: I don’t.
(~￣▽￣)~: MY SKUL IS MELTNIGGGG
bonky: shut up, u ate my meringues, u deserve it.
Natashalie: rly Tony? are you sure?
hisshiss mfs: ^
bonky: ^^^
SLEEP WHERE??!: ^
bitch witch: ^
nyoom speed: ^
Shure jan: ^
marshmallow jenelopie: ^
toby stank: Alright, I get it. Stop.
Natashalie: not until you confe-essss
(~￣▽￣)~: (〜￣▽￣)〜 〜(￣▽￣〜)
toby stank: Fine.
Natashalie: fine what?
toby stank: ...what you said
SLEEP WHERE??!: what r u trying to say stark?
toby stank: You all know what I’m trying to say!
bonky: i dont do you steve?
Nationalism is a lie: No clue
Gives you wiiiings: me neither
mean green bean machine: i think hes trying to say that he’s an idiot?
bonky: ooooooohhhhhhhhhh, thanks for translating brucy boi
toby stank: That wasn’t it
Natashalie: then what was it?
toby stank: i... dont hate strange
Natashalie: that’s really the closest you can get?
(~￣▽￣)~: never gonna give you up!
toby stank: yes
(~￣▽￣)~: never gonna let u doooown
bonky: guys, maybe we shouldnt force him to say something he doesnt want to
(~￣▽￣)~: never gonna run around and dessert uuuuuuuuu
bonky: i mean, i wouldnt rly whant someone to do that to me
(~￣▽￣)~: wait thas not right
SLEEP WHERE??!: well there goes the closet idea….
bonky: what?
SLEEP WHERE??!: nothing!
(~￣▽￣)~: were no strangers to loooooove
toby stank: exactly
(~￣▽￣)~: you know the rules, but I DONT because im a mercenary for hire who does a lot of drugs in his spare tiiiiiiime!
Shure jan: u do u wade
Natashalie: ok, fine, well wait until you two work it out
SLEEP WHERE??!: speak for urself lol
nyoom speed: mood babe
Natashalie: wait what?
SLEEP WHERE??!: why thank you, i do try
bitch witch: WTF?
nyoom speed: whoops?
toby stank: so will you all please stop bugging me about this until I’m ready to talk about it?
Natashalie: yeah
Yeeter: yeehah
SLEEP WHERE??!: for now
bonky: yup
Natashalie: clint were gonna talk bout the pietro thing
(~￣▽￣)~: someBODY once told me the woooorrrrld was pepperoni
(~￣▽￣)~: i ate pizza on top of my heeeaaaad
(~￣▽￣)~: i DONT know how it got there
(~￣▽￣)~: it wassss-ent fair
(~￣▽￣)~: so now i just eat pizza in beeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!
SLEEP WHERE??!: good job wade, itll top the charts