We Forgot About This And Didn't Post In Forever Sorry (ft a car chase)
Natashalie: YOU GOT OUR BOSS HIGH?!
bonky: i didnt mean to!
(~￣▽￣)~: i want videos of this, whats he d oing?
bonky: hes sort of…. lying on the counter??? hold up hes saying something
bonky: ok hes pining but pretednding hes not by talking about how annoying stark is
SLEEP WHERE??!: WAIT
SLEEP WHERE??!: THIS IS GREAT
SLEEP WHERE??!: shove him at stark, dont say anything, walk away
SLEEP WHERE??!: nat and i will watch what happens
Natashalie: what the hell, sure, do it
(~￣▽￣)~: (￣▽￣)/♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪ told u it would wooork
(~￣▽￣)~: also i want videooooosssss
bonky: we r headed towards stark, im half dragging him its ridiculous
Natashalie: I’m already in place
SLEEP WHERE??!: ive been in the vents….
Yeeter: im distracting mr stark
Natashalie: yeah we see you
Yeeter: ill record
Hisshiss mfs: i am at the door, no way im missing this
nyoom speed: big mood
lesbian space mom: i am leaving the kitchen to watch, i dont care if i get yelled at fr not working
The Only Responsible One: I’m almost there, I'll keep working while whatever happens, happens.
(~￣▽￣)~: buck, my boi, u shouldve guarded those meringues better~
bonky: if i come back to see youve eaten them all i will beat your ass
(~￣▽￣)~: ….
(~￣▽￣)~: too late?
bonky: fuk u
bonky: well, were here
bonky: peter u got him in the front right?
Yeeter: yep
bonky: loki i can see u ur not nat
hisshiss mfs: screw u
bonky: were coming in…
Natashalie: …
Natashalie: holy fuck he just yeeted strange into starks chest with one arm
Yeeter: excuse me, its yote
Yeeter: but yee, he stronk
Nationalism is a lie: yeah, he is
hisshiss mfs: were focusing on the other hopeless gays now not u
SLEEP WHERE??!: lmao stark tried to question him but he just walked off
Natashalie: strange has sort of… attached himself to his arm? Hes trying to shake him off
(~￣▽￣)~: ooooooooohhhh scandalous ♡♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡
Yeeter: mr stark started muttering something and shaking his head before dragging him off and away frm the customers
Natashalie: im following
SLEEP WHERE??!: im following and recording
Natashalie: theyre going back to starks office
(~￣▽￣)~: thats where all the ~fun~ stuff happens
bonky: wade, stop talking. Steve can u guard the meringues?
(~￣▽￣)~: nevveeeeerrrrr
(~￣▽￣)~: and no! theyre mine!
SLEEP WHERE??!: im above their heads, stark got him off his arm and now hes lying down on the floor
bonky: wade no
(~￣▽￣)~: i didnt say anything!
lesbian space mom: u were about to…
Natashalie: Stark’s trying to call someone
bonky: i declined it
bonky: ooh, hes texting me now
bonky: he wants to know whats happening
SLEEP WHERE??!: ask him where he thinks all that cocaine went?
bonky: ok i did
bonky: hes typing…..
bonky: he keeps typing then stopping, ike hes typing something and then erasing it
lesbian space mom: youve broken him, for once in his life he doesn’t know what to say
Natashalie: stark is staring at his phone, strange just sat up
Gives you wiiiings: i think i need to scroll back to figure out whats going on….
bonky: dont be mad at me
Natashalie: strange just stood up and attached himself to starks arm again
Yeeter: $10 this ends with them finally getting together
bitch witch: i dont take sure bets
nyoom speed: i dont take sure bets
nyoom speed: fuck you!!!
bitch witch: ha ha u sloooowww bitch
Gives you wiiiings: you fed strange a bunk of coke???
bonky: sort of?
Platypus: How do you ‘sort of’ give someone drugs?
Nationalism is a lie: Don’t be mean to him
hisshiss mfs: stop stealing the spotlight, nat whats happening
Natashalie: Stark sat down and strange is essentially on top of him
Yeeter: $20, any takers at all???
Natashalie: ok strange kissed him, time to go
SLEEP WHERE??!: are u kidding its just getting good! I will play this video at their wedding
Natashalie: wait, looks like stark isnt responding well
Natashalie: he might be paralyzed
(~￣▽￣)~: im a doctor let me go
bonky: no ur not
(~￣▽￣)~: prove it
Natashalie: strange just sort of flopped down on him and might be sleeping, idk
(~￣▽￣)~: y is he sleepy after taking coke
(~￣▽￣)~: my doctorly knowledge tells me its a stimulant
bonky: …..
Hisshiss mfs: bucky….
(~￣▽￣)~: what else was in those meringues?
Real Regina: i believe it would be my patent pending drug cocktail
Real Regina: in other words, a lot
bonky: i didn’t put enough to overdose, i dont think, but he did eat three
(~￣▽￣)~: I ATE FIIIIVEE WTF IS GONNA HAPPEN TO MEEEEE
(~￣▽￣)~: MOM DAD IM SORRY
Natashalie: he doesnt look dead? starks just sorta sitting there staring off into space while strange is asleep
bonky: watch out tho he might throw up later
SLEEP WHERE??!: that would be funnnnyyyyy….
bonky: ooh, starks texting me again
bonky: what… the… hell………..did...you...give….him…..
hisshiss mfs: just because u read that slow doesnt mean you have to subject us to it.
bonky: i told him hela did it
Real Regina: tell him he should probably take strange to the hospital…
(~￣▽￣)~: DO I NEED TO GO TOO?!?!?!?
Real Regina: um, your tolerance is pretty fucking high
(~￣▽￣)~: if that is mea nt to inslut me, i wont respond to it
Yeeter: say yeehaw if youre an inslut
Shure jan: yeehaw
bitch witch: yeehaw
bonky: yeehaw
SLEEP WHERE??!: yeehaw
lesbian space mom: yeehaw
nyoom speed: yeehaw!
Natashalie: ok, hes picking him up and carrying him bridal style out the back door
(~￣▽￣)~: ooooOOOOOOOooohhh
Natashalie: he’s headed towards his car, ill follow
Natashalie: bucky im taking your motorcycle
bonky: ok do you need keys?
Natashalie: who do you think i am?
bonky: fair enough, dont break it
SLEEP WHERE??!: pietro can i steal your car?
nyoom speed: id say yes except im not there and neither is my car
SLEEP WHERE??!: fuck
lesbian space mom: im on my way out the door, you can join me in mine
SLEEP WHERE??!: cool!
Shure jan: ive already got a car that im driving remotely on the road behind them, get on my level
marshmallow jenelopie: no one can do that
Shure jan: <3
marshmallow jenelopie: nuuuuuuuuu
Shure jan: <3 <3 <3
marshmallow jenelopie: ok fine <3
Shure jan: yaaaaaayyyyy
God of POPTARTS: you go funky little lesbians!
SLEEP WHERE??!: yes, go lesbians
SLEEP WHERE??!: jfc, never let me get in a car with carol again she drives like a crazy person
lesbian space mom: stop screaming
SLEEP WHERE??!: PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN UR GONNA KILL ME
lesbian space mom: yeah thats like the whole point
SLEEP WHERE??!: GET OFF OF THE SIDEWALK
Yeeter: Clint are u ok?
SLEEP WHERE??!: she just yelled ‘we have to catch up to them’ at me but at least were on the road now
Natashalie: it isnt like this is carchase, hes following traffic laws
bonky: dont text while ur driving my vehicle!
Natashalie: were at a light but fine
Nationalism is a lie: I was sent to guard some sugar things, and now im driving a blabbering idiot to the hospital
Nationalism is a lie: he ate five before i got there, then ate three more, shouted “I will kill god!” and now were going to the hospital
bonky: m’kay, dont text and drive tho you’ll die
SLEEP WHERE??!: so you care if steve dies, but you only care if nat wrecks ur motorcycle?
bonky: Yes.
SLEEP WHERE??!: ...ok
Shure jan: they’re pulling into the ER, ill park and then keep my cameras set to notify me when either of them comes out
Natashalie: i just pulled up, ill sneak in
bitch witch: dont get caught
Natashalie: have i ever?
Shure Jan: you failed at keeping silent, IN A TEXT CHAT
Natashalie: …. I’m going in.