I have no clue anymore
ALL THE PEOPLE
Natashalie has shared a screenshot
Natashalie: this was Strange’s rant
Yeeter has shared a photo
Yeeter: here’s Stark’s
Yeeter: ok first line
Yeeter: stark- this is ridiculous in a sense, but also horribly out of line, not to mention illegal
Nationalism is a lie: strange- this is absolutely unacceptable
Natashalie: pretty similar
Natashalie: basically the same Strange was just more concise
bonky: for once lmao
Yeeter: 2nd line stark- having delivered…
Nationalism is a lie: strange- arranging to deliver…
Yeeter: 25 POUNDS of COCAINE
Nationalism is a lie: 25 POUNDS of COCAINE
bitch witch: lol soulmates!
Natashalie: *buzzfeed unsolved voice* these letters will hopefully provide answers in our ongoing search to answer the question…. Are Dr. Stephen Strange and Tony Stark actually soulmates?
SLEEP WHERE??!: lmao the answers yes
Yeeter: onward to the next lines
Yeeter: stark- to our front door
Nationalism is a lie: strange- to our front door
bonky: they were in sync again!
The Only Responsible One: All of you are insane. This is majorly breaking the law!
Yeeter: reading the rants they sent to us?
The Only Responsible One: 25 pounds of COCAINE Peter.
Real Regina: tbf, it was a 50 year old british dude that bought it and got his dad to pay
Real Regina: He told me to deliver half of it to each doorstep
The Only responsible One: And since when are you a drug dealer?
(~￣▽￣)~: uhhhhh shes not a drug dealer exactly but shes always been willing to get u stuff if u ask
Real Regina: Want a daisy chain, a limo, or a tiger cub. Pay me and ill get it, idgaf
Yeeter: back to the rant, stark- i know none of you were directly responsible…
Nationalism is a lie: strange- i know this was hela’s fault, and not any of yours…..
Yeeter: stark- but since all of you know her i expect you to inform her to remove the cocaine at once, or she will no longer be allowed in our store.
Nationalism is a lie: strange- but it needs to be removed now, or someone will call the police on us.
(~￣▽￣)~: dont worry bout the police… or the cocaine…
lesbian space mom: ignoring that, do you think they realize how similar they are to eachoter???
Gives you wiiiings: honestly i doubt it
SLEEP WHERE??!: maybe we could lock them in a closet? It might work on them better
bonky: ?
Natashalie: ?
A knife! NOOOOO: CLINT! NOT HERE
SLEEP WHERE??!: what?
SLEEP WHERE??!: oh shit!!!
bitch witch: ??what??
lesbian space mom: ditto
Nationalism is a lie: yeah, i don't get it either
nyoom speed: *cue nervous laughter*
Yeeter: alrighty then, moving on, stark- if any more cocaine shows up at our door, you’re all fired
Nationalism is a lie: strange- do this again and i WILL fire you
lesbian space mom: see, their threats r the same!!!
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??: I have to agree, they are kind of meant for each other.
Shure jan: see!! evn my boring ass bro understands their luuuurve
hisshiss mfs: lllluuuuurrrve
mean green bean machine: what?
(~￣▽￣)~: cocaine brucy boi, keep up
drunkspacebisexual: ways to get them together: lock them in a closet, whatelse?
marshmallow jenelopie: invite t hem to a party, dont show up?
(~￣▽￣)~: get em highhhhh
bonky: push them into each other so they kiiiiiiiiiiiisssss
SLEEP WHERE??!: ohh scandelous
lesbian space mom: i could get into a fight with clint to make them talk to each other
SLEEP WHERE??!: you just want an excuse to murder me!
lesbian space mom: so?
The Only Responsible One: Can you guys please get back to work, lunch break is over.
bonky: BACK to work???
(~￣▽￣)~: yes mooooooom
SLEEP WHERE??!: ugh fine
nyoom speed: haha suckers i don't have a job!
(~￣▽￣)~: ill go back to murdering peeps then ig
The Only Responsible One: Wade no!
(~￣▽￣)~:(⌐■_■)
~later that day~
mean green bean machine: why the fuck are the police outside?
(~￣▽￣)~: oof i mustve forgotten to take care of them lmao
bitch witch: lamooooooo
Gives you wiiiings: the cocaine? is gone? where?
(~￣▽￣)~: deffo not me lol
Nationalism is a lie: i would not take that bet
strong nice bald lady: I’ve never been more glad I have this chat on silent.
Shure jan: OKOYEEEEEEE
Yeeter: OKOYEEEEEEEEEEE
strong nice bald lady: Hello you two. This has been nice, but I still am scared to stay in this chat for anything longer than a minute. Goodbye.
(~￣▽￣)~: who wants to get high tonight?
SLEEP WHERE??!: *raises hand aggressively*
nyoom speed: ^^^^^^^
bitch witch: ^^^^^^^^^
Shure jan:^^^^^^^^
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??: SHURI NO!
Shure jan: r rebecca, its not what you think!
Yeeter: I WONT HESITATE BITCH
Shure jan: *dies of ow*
bonky: il make cocaine meringues? You probly wont taste it that way thre like entirely sugar
(~￣▽￣)~:~(˘▾˘~)
Natashalie: dont you have a job?
bonky: i dont know what youre talking about….
~even later~
bonky: guys… strange may have eaten three of them.. Help?