the one where everyone is gay. wait, isn’t that every chapter?
DM from Shure jan to hisshiss mfs, God of POPTARTS, and Real Regina
Shure jan: how is it
Real Regina has shared three screenshots
Shure jan: HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOLD
Shure jan: imma send this to the group chat
Shure jan: did they kick you out yet?
God of POPTARTS: Unfortunately. I do not know how they saw through my well thought out character.
hisshiss mfs: oh worm
ALL THE PEOPLE
Shure jan has shared three screen shots
Natashalie: i think im literally dying the fuck?
SLEEP WHERE??!: JOHN JOHNSON SON OF JOHN *wheeze*
Yeeter: WADE!!!
(~￣▽￣)~: THOSE PHOTOS WERE MY PRIVATE SELFIES
hisshiss mfs: three am Wade. i need my beauty sleep
hisshiss mfs: also i in no way whatsoever want to see you like that ever again
nyoom speed: can i have that cocaine hela?
Real Regina: If someone actually pays me for it…
God of POPTARTS: ill get this english guy i know, john or something, to pay you
Real Regina: That’ll be about $250, 000
od of POPTARTS: ...ill ask John Johson, son of John’s father, John John, son of Johnson, if he’ll pay for it
hisshiss mfs: ill rob a bank
A knife! NOOOOO: ……..what the actual fuck is going on? I'm working for fucks sake!
The Only Responsible One: Thank god, another responsible adult.
Platypus: I’m here too, I've just been lurking because I was too scared to say anything.
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??: Shall I make a groupchat to deal with all of these crazy people?
The Only Responsible One: Yes please T’challa.
SLEEP WHERE??!: *yawwwns* that interaction was so boring, the fuck?
(~￣▽￣)~: UWU
marshmallow jenelopie: no
(~￣▽￣)~: how did you manage to make one word that scary?
marshmallow jenelopie: because
(~￣▽￣)~: valid
Parental figures groupchat
A knife! NOOOOO!: That name is a little boring, even though we act like we are totally put together, who is in all honesty?
A knife! NOOOOO! Has changed the group chat name to ‘Thomas had never seen such bullshit’
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??: Fair. The big group chat is definitely too over the top for me though.
A knife! NOOOOO!: No, I totally agree, I just figured we could relax a little here!
(A/N (Goose): this group chat is literally the boringest thing ever, i just wanted to show off my impeccable naming skilz. Now back to the mayhem and madness.)
ALL THE PEOPLE
Shure jan: how is my beautiful girlfriend today?
marshmallow jenelopie: worse cause ur talking to me
Shure jan: WOW HARSH
Drunkspacebisexual:...cheesus crust
strong nice bald lady: are you drunk?
Drunkspacebisexual: NO?!
bitchwitch: hey mj, wanna join our scary lesbians gc
marshmallow jenelopie: hell yes
DM from marshmallow jenelopie to Shure jan
marshmallow jenelopie: you know i was just joking right?
Shure jan: yea i do
Shure jan: i looooooove youuuu 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
marshmallow jenelopie: ew
Shure jan: luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrvvvvvv
marshmallow jenelopie: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
scary lesbians
bitch witch: hey mj, we really dont do much in this chat, just sometimes text and glare menacingly, at ppl near us
lesbian space mom: and cry about pretty girls
witch bitch: yea we do that alot too
A knife! NOOOOO: They. ARe. SO. Beautiful?
marshmallow jenelopie: MOOOOD
Natashalie: i want? a girlfriend!! Please??? Or maybe two????
A knife! NOOOOO: hmmmm
Get the hopeless gays together
A knife! NOOOOO has sent a screenshot
SLEEP WHERE??!: thyr so fuking hopeless
Yeeter: mood
The Only Responsible One: Peter no! You are not hopeless!
nyoom speed: to be fair, also a mood for me
Platypus: Why is your generation so self deprecating?
(~￣▽￣)~: bc the planet is dying and so are we, keep up boomers
Yeeter: ^
nyoom speed: ^
SLEEP WHERE??!: ^
Gives you wiiiings: not of their generation, but ^
Yeeter: well this got depresing fast
(~￣▽￣)~: how EVER to get the Gays together?
nyoom speed: we could lock them in a closet?
SLEEP WHERE??!: nat would climb out via the vents, and steve would accidentally break the door
A knife! NOOOOO has sent three screenshots
A knife! NOOOOO: Theyre still crying about pretty girls jfc
SLEEP WHERE??!: i think thats the first ive seen u use no punctuation lol
A knife! NOOOOO: Yeah, cause they are clueless and i’m annoyed.
Gives you wiiiings: a suggestion, i could take steve and bucky out for drinks, then leave and they’d be alone and drunk
Platypus: Problem, Bucky’s a violent, but still will pet every dog he sees drunk and Steve’s a sleepy drunk.
Yeeter: yee, i dont see them getting romantic when drunk…
SLEEP WHERE??!: we could get them high and see what happens?
A knife! NOOOOO: You just want an excuse to get everyone high and see what happens
SLEEP WHERE??!: one of these days…..
Yeeter: clint no
nyoom speed: drug buckys brownies?
Yeeter: then we’ll ALLLLLL be high!
nyoom speed: yeah, thats like the whole point
The Only Responsible One: I’m so glad I’m in this chat to keep you guys from doing irresponsible things.
SLEEP WHERE??!: we literally did nothing but irresponsible things today
Yeeter: im going to bed because im a child
(~￣▽￣)~: ur in college and have done multiple all nighters in one week but go off i guess
Yeeter: ill talk to y’all tomorrow
nyoom speed: gayyyyyyyyyyyyy