Minerva McGonagall is So Done FanFiction

Hogwarts School of Drunken Wizardry

Hogwarts School of Drunken Wizardry

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Dionysus (Percy Jackson)
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Crack Harry Potter is So Done Crack Crossover Severus Snape is So Done Minerva McGonagall is So Done dionysus at hogwarts dumbledore is no longer headmaster hes on a beach in ibiza dionysis (PJO) is hogwarts headmaster clutching his pearls Simply Crack
"Alright, you little wizards and witches," the man slurred, taking a swig from a golden chalice that had definitely not been filled with pumpkin juice. "Welcome to Hogwarts. I'm Headmaster Dionysus, but you will refer to me as Mr. D. or Your Divine W...
Gorgeous

Gorgeous

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson
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Fluff Angst Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Slow Burn Attempt at Humor I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Romance Post-War Kinda Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings How Do I Tag Author Is Sleep Deprived
At the ball thrown for 8th year students after the war, Draco Malfoy still holds the same grudge against Harry Potter…
A New Destiny

A New Destiny

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Vampire Diaries (TV) The Originals (TV)
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Dorcas Meadowes, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr.,
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Angst Eventual Happy Ending Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Survivor Guilt Multiverse Protective Minerva McGonagall breakdowns Minerva McGonagall is So Done Minor Landon Kirby/Hope Mikaelson but not the main plot James and Hope Traumatized Main Character
Hope Mikaelson just lost the love of her life, Landon Kirby. After having to kill him in order to save everyone else, she spirals and nothing feels right anymore until she is given a chance to go to another universe to find her own peace. Something e...
Growing Up As He Should

Growing Up As He Should

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley,
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Marauders Powerful Harry Potter Horcruxes Albus Dumbledore Bashing Everyone Is Alive Master of Death Harry Potter Fire Magic Good Salazar Slytherin Minerva McGonagall is So Done alive potters Strange Magic Good Potters
What If James and Lily never died. What if they raised Harry. What if Sirius and Remus were constant Visitors. Yet the war still Happened?Would Harry be the same? Would the events stay as we know them or Change?What if James and Lily surviving change...
I like my clients unmoving, thank you.

I like my clients unmoving, thank you.

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G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Hufflepuff Students, No Romantic Relationship(s), Amycus Carrow, Alecto Carrow
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Suicidal Thoughts Blood and Injury Hallucinations Self-Harm Deatheaters No Smut Hemophobia Protective Minerva McGonagall Demonic Possession Graphic Description of Corpses mentions of self harm Mentions of Suicide
Snape, as the new headmaster, sets up a job fair, where the students can learn a bit about different jobs in the magical community.Rodolphus, who has his own mortuary and is quite happy only being surrounded by dead people and, occasionally, his brot...
I lived bitch

I lived bitch

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Updated
14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Kreacher (Harry Potter), Goblins (Harry Potter), Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape,
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Severus Snape Lives Albus Dumbledore Bashing Harry Potter is Lord of Multiple Noble Houses Master of Death Harry Potter Headmistress Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape Has a Heart Overpowered Harry Potter Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape Friendship Kreacher is a Good Elf (Harry Potter) Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit Minerva McGonagall is So Done Kreacher is a Little Shit (Harry Potter)
Harry waking up sometime after the battle, gets a message from Snape at 3 am. ; a pic of him in a hospital bed and the text "I lived bitch."Shenanigans ensue.In honor of the comment created fan fic between me and JuanaSunfall on DeviantArt on their p...
Harlequin and Hades: The Sorcerer's Stone

Harlequin and Hades: The Sorcerer's Stone

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Hogwarts Staff, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Hogwarts Students, Goblins (Harry Potter), Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Cornelius Fudge, Hogwarts Ghosts, Death Eaters - Character,
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Albus Dumbledore Bashing Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Molly Weasley Bashing Good Severus Snape Dark Lord Harry Potter Harry Potter Has a Twin Minerva McGonagall is So Done Good Ron Weasley Harry Potter Does What He Wants Harry Potter is a High-Functioning Sociopath Good Voldemort Harry Potter's Twin has ADHD
What happens when you put a sociopath in a room with Harley Potter?Insanity.Minerva needs a drink.
Rules To Be Broken

Rules To Be Broken

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Sirius Black, James Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
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Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Marauders Young James Potter Sirius Black is a Little Shit Protective Minerva McGonagall Sirius Black Needs a Hug Young Sirius Black Mentor Minerva McGonagall Minerva McGonagall is So Done Good Minerva McGonagall POV Minerva McGonagall
Minerva McGonagall prides herself on her ability to maintain order and stability. She does not break the rules for anyone, but when she vows to punish two of her most rule-breaking students, she sees things are not always as black and white as they s...
The Potter family and Legilimency

The Potter family and Legilimency

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Dorcas Meadowes, Albus Dumbledore, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr.,
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Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Fluff and Angst Implied/Referenced Character Death Implied/Referenced Abuse I'm Bad At Tagging Bad Parenting Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Albus Dumbledore Bashing Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship Author Is Sleep Deprived Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot The Author Regrets Nothing
it has always been a long lived myth in the Potter family going way back that if someone used Legilimency on a Potter, it was grave disrespect, so what happens when Dumbledore uses Legilimency on James Potter during a quidditch match between Gryffind...
Secrets To Keep and Promises to Make

Secrets To Keep and Promises to Make

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid
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Other Additional Tags to Be Added Fluff and Angst Canon Compliant Marauders Era (Harry Potter) wolfstar I Tried Bad Parent Walburga Black Sirius Black is a Little Shit Remus Lupin is So Done Regulus Black Deserves Better James Potter is a Little Shit Sirius Black Deserves Better
Sirius Black when he went to Hogwarts and all of the shenanigans and and his friends got into :)
The Marauders Have Secrets & Need Hugs

The Marauders Have Secrets & Need Hugs

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter,
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Tooth-Rotting Fluff Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Light Angst Gay Sirius Black I Don't Even Know I Tried Why Did I Write This? Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship BAMF Lily Evans Potter Established Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Sirius Black is a Little Shit Remus Lupin is So Done
There comes a part in every friendship where you have to keep a secret. Sometimes their big secrets, sometimes their small. Sirius is good at keeping secrets. Especially when it comes to those he loves.or, five times Sirius kept his friend's secrets...
Annihilated

Annihilated

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15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Nymphadora Tonks,
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Torture Psychological Torture Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Implied Sexual Content Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Rape/Non-con Elements Child Abuse Albus Dumbledore Bashing Ron Weasley Bashing Child Neglect Child Abandonment Dolores Umbridge Being an Asshole
Dumbledore has a terrible secret. One that he hid from the wizarding world. Dolores Umbridge knows, she is guilty of hiding it to. But one day, that secret shows up at Hogwarts, not knowing how it ended up there. But once the wizarding world finds ou...
Go ahead and cry little boy

Go ahead and cry little boy

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15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Evan Rosier, Euphemia Potter & Fleamont Potter & James Potter, Marlene McKinnon & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter
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Getting Together Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Angst Boys In Love Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter) Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship Age Regression/De-Aging Sad with a Happy Ending Established Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Good Regulus Black Potions Accident Good Parent Euphemia Potter
"Okay, so how do we fix it, Regulus?" Sirius looks at his brother uncertainly. James Potter was a child, a little child, and he couldn't stay that way for long, it was Sunday afternoon and they had to find a solution, they had to. Regulus sa...
The Way It Was In Between

The Way It Was In Between

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Petunia Evans Dursley, Dudley Dursley,
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Family Angst Family Drama Sad Angst and Hurt/Comfort Established Relationship Drama Complicated Relationships Grief/Mourning Romance Alternate Universe Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot
Part Three in "The Ways of Minerva" series. Immediately after they discover the deaths of their children, Lily and James, Albus and Minerva begin to pick up the pieces as they battle about the future of their grandson. Takes place from 1981-1991. Ver...
Shimmy Shimmy Tears

Shimmy Shimmy Tears

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15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall
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Oneshot Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship fake tears Minerva McGonagall is So Done sirius is a manipulative little hoe crying to get out of what you want theres no warnings just sirius being cheeky james being sirius's brother we love euphemia
The Marauders always end up getting in trouble after pranks. What's wrong with some fake tears to get you out of it?
McGonagall Twins

McGonagall Twins

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15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Sirius Black/Original Female Character(s),
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Fluff Angst Hurt/Comfort Sad Fluff and Angst Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Comfort No Hurt Hogwarts Mother-Daughter Relationship Twins Protective Minerva McGonagall Supportive Minerva McGonagall
McGonagall has twins, that's it Okay so well, amending this slightly. The story has very much evolved in my mind. So sorry about this. The ending is well, pretty sad but also pretty fitting. You'll cry, you'll laugh but deep down inside something wil...
Five years, Severus

Five years, Severus

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Poppy Pomfrey
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Fluff Angst Hurt/Comfort Childhood Trauma Post-War Severus Snape Lives Young Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot Toxic Relationship Morally Grey Albus Dumbledore Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Protective Minerva McGonagall
After the war, Severus has to choose between five years in Azkaban or five years as a de-aged child. Minerva and Albus will be there to take care of him no matter what; but how will the child impact their life and relationship? Will their friendship...
Secretkeepers

Secretkeepers

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15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Evan Rosier, Euphemia Potter,
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Mutual Pining Past Child Abuse Angst with a Happy Ending Hurt/Comfort Secret Relationship Emotional/Psychological Abuse Platonic Cuddling Minor Character Death Abusive Relationships wolfstar Hogwarts Albus Dumbledore Bashing
This is a story about two people from different worlds that will do anything to make their relationship work. ORRegulus and James hide their relationship from their friends and (found) family as they navigate through their daily lives.Attending class...
the same vine

the same vine

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15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Tom Riddle | Voldemort,
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Character Death Ron Weasley Bashing Lesbian Character Non-Canon Relationship Slytherin Harry Potter This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think Women Being Awesome Good Draco Malfoy This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Bad Albus Dumbledore Pining Draco Malfoy Inspired by The Hunger Games
The tri-wizarding tournament is annual, every four years two students from each house are chosen to compete in the tournament. The Black family has never had a generation without someone being picked. Mintaka Lestrange just wants to go to class and l...
Help will come to those who ask for it

Help will come to those who ask for it

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Cuthbert Binns, Poppy Pomfrey
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Crack Treated Seriously Severus Snape Has a Heart Minerva McGonagall is So Done Educational Reform Retirement is long deserved for some
What if the adults were competent in the Wizarding World?