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"Alright, you little wizards and witches," the man slurred, taking a swig from a golden chalice that had definitely not been filled with pumpkin juice. "Welcome to Hogwarts. I'm Headmaster Dionysus, but you will refer to me as Mr. D. or Your Divine Winefulness. Actually, no, just Mr. D. Whatever."The staff exchanged nervous glances, except for Professor Snape, who looked particularly done with life. Dumbledore had left for "spiritual enlightenment in Ibiza" and had somehow convinced the gods that Dionysus should be his replacement.crack
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hope you enjoy.this is my first crack fic loli got bored