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Hogwarts School of Drunken Wizardry

Hogwarts School of Drunken Wizardry

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Dionysus (Percy Jackson)
Tags
Crack Harry Potter is So Done Crack Crossover Severus Snape is So Done Minerva McGonagall is So Done dionysus at hogwarts dumbledore is no longer headmaster hes on a beach in ibiza dionysis (PJO) is hogwarts headmaster clutching his pearls Simply Crack
"Alright, you little wizards and witches," the man slurred, taking a swig from a golden chalice that had definitely not been filled with pumpkin juice. "Welcome to Hogwarts. I'm Headmaster Dionysus, but you will refer to me as Mr. D. or Your Divine W...