Sexual Humor FanFiction

Gi-hun What is This?

Gi-hun What is This?

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F/M
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Squid Game (TV 2021)
Characters
Choi Subong | Thanos, Hwang Inho | Front Man (Squid Game), Semi (Squid Game), Namgyu (Squid Game), Park Jungbae, Cho Hyunju, Kang Noeul, Hwang Inho | Front Man/Seong Gihun, Hwang Junho/Seong Gihun, The Salesman | The Recruiter/Seong Gihun, Jiyeong/Kang Saebyeok, Cho Hyunju/Park Gyeongseok,
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Fluff Other Additional Tags to Be Added Alternate Universe - College/University Out of Character The Author Regrets Everything How Do I Tag Chatting & Messaging The Author Regrets Nothing Sexual Humor headcanons
Gi-hun makes a group chat of everybody he knows at his university. Everything goes well! Spoil alert: it doesn’t.
#SaintxSinner

#SaintxSinner

F/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Other Additional Tags to Be Added Fluff and Humor Banter Sexual Tension Romantic Comedy Social Media Sexual Humor Online Relationship Sassy Hermione Granger Tattooed Draco Malfoy Draco & Hermione making thirst traps
Innocent_Enigma is the queen of subtlety and soft-focus thirst traps on Covet. Sinful_Scale is a tattooed, leather-clad god of chaos and bold, sensual confidence. They’ve never crossed paths—until one viral fan thread suggests they collab. When the i...
The Slightly willing Coauthor

The Slightly willing Coauthor

Gen
M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, Diary Tom Riddle, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Sirius Black/Severus Snape, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Crack Sequel Crack Treated Seriously Alternate Universe Tom Riddle's Diary Sexual Humor Harry Potter is a Little Shit Tom Riddle is So Done Harry doesn’t know Tom is Voldemort
Harry has been writing his fanfic for sometime now.But unfortunately he had run out of real life inspiration for his fic. That was until… Voldemort killed Cedric.Now he’s inserted Voldemort into the fic. Tom his beta reader is not pleased. This is a...
【授權翻譯】最佳利益

【授權翻譯】最佳利益

F/M
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott/Ginny Weasley
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Fluff and Humor Romance Fake/Pretend Relationship Sexual Humor POV Draco Malfoy Translation Fake Dating Tropes Hogwarts Eighth Year Truth or Dare Hogwarts Astronomy Tower Bets & Wagers
「即使對我來說，這幾乎也是不可能的。」 布雷司搖搖頭。「我認為我們已經找到冠軍了。還有比她更難搞上床的人嗎？」跩哥欲言又止，因為他的腦海裡突然浮現出一個宏大的計畫。這計畫能成功嗎？他認為可以。他臉上露出笑容，說：「我知道誰更難搞。」「誰？」喜多問。「...
Snitches get Stitches

Snitches get Stitches

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M/M
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Shameless (US)
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Fiona Gallagher, Lip Gallagher, Ian Gallagher/Mickey Milkovich, Mickey Milkovich, Ian Gallagher, Mandy Milkovich, Harry Potter/Lip Gallagher, Remus Lupin/Tony the Cop, Fiona Gallagher/Nymphadora Tonks
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Angst Other Additional Tags to Be Added Hurt/Comfort Past Torture Humor Found Family Friendship Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags Recreational Drug Use Underage Drinking Underage Smoking Rare Pairings
Expelled, exiled, and branded… Harry Potter is given a ‘fresh start’ in the States with his godfather. They move to Chicago and Harry meets his new neighbors, the Gallagher family.Chaos, mischief, and drama happen. Most of it’s illegal, some of it’s...
Something about you I adore

Something about you I adore

F/F
F/M
M/M
Multi
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Characters
Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Shirakumo Oboro, Fukukado Emi | Ms. Joke, Shimura Nana, Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Fukukado Emi | Ms. Joke/Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight/Shirakumo Oboro,
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Flirting Awkward Flirting Love Confessions Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Humor Tooth-Rotting Fluff Trans Male Character Humor Friendship Realistic Crying Alcohol
Toshinori comes to ua and meets friends and a love of his life while doing stuff that teenagers do Scrapped
My awesome autism dump but a chatfic w the fatooey

My awesome autism dump but a chatfic w the fatooey

F/F
M/M
Multi
Other
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Characters
Original Characters, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Fatui Harbinger Members (Genshin Impact), Original Genshin Impact Characters, Fatui Members (Genshin Impact), Il Dottore/Pantalone (Genshin Impact), Arlecchino/Columbina/Sandrone/La Signora (Genshin Impact), Diluc/Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
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Attempt at Humor Chatting & Messaging chatfic Sexual Humor Tartaglia | Childe Has ADHD (Genshin Impact) Autistic Il Dottore (Genshin Impact) Autistic Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact) Autistic Character THERE COULD BE OTHER TWS ABOUT LIKE TRAUMA AND STUFF ILL PUT THE TW IN THE CHAPTERS WHNE IT HAPPENS
BASED OFF OF @alhwing ‘s THE OFFICE BUT THEYRE ALL GAY AND ND!!!! I ate that fic up so I was like ‘what’s up guys I have autism to the MAX so I will make the fatooey an aquarium company!!!!!’ So anyway enjoy
A Bouquet of White Roses

A Bouquet of White Roses

F/F
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
RWBY
Characters
Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee, Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee, Ruby Rose (RWBY), Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Willow Schnee, Winter Schnee (RWBY), Whitley Schnee, Klein Sieben, Nora Valkyrie, Oscar Pine/Whitley Schnee, Coco Adel/Velvet Scarlatina,
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Motherhood Family Dynamics Vaginal Fingering Other Additional Tags to Be Added Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Smut Explicit Sexual Content Cunnilingus Implied/Referenced Abuse Cuddling & Snuggling Love Aged-Up Character(s)
Ten years after the Battle of Atlas, Salem and her Grimm have been eradicated. For the first time that anyone can remember, the citizens of Remnant are able to live in peace and prosperity.Ruby and Weiss Schnee have since found a new home, new career...
Constellations, All of Us

Constellations, All of Us

F/F
M/M
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Lily Evans,
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Other Additional Tags to Be Added Fluff and Humor Humor Fluff and Angst Domestic Fluff Attempt at Humor Friendship Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Marauders wolfstar Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter) Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence
Summer of '78.A group of friends. They might seem unlikely friends but they are, as they themselves would say, a found family (and some are actually family, although Regulus doesn't seem to want to admit to this).A week away from home and school (aft...
“Oh no! You’re a morning person!”

“Oh no! You’re a morning person!”

F/F
G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Nymphadora Tonks, Viktor Krum, Fabian Prewett, Gideon Prewett (Harry Potter), Rufus Scrimgeour, Fleur Delacour/Nymphadora Tonks
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Eventual Romance Crimes & Criminals Romance Alternate Universe - Muggle Serial Killers Sexual Humor Flufftober Flufftober 2022 Police Procedural Crime Drama
Day Five:Prompt: “Oh no! You’re a morning person!”Pairing: Fleur/TonksTimeline: Muggle/Police AU
I'll See You Again Tonight

I'll See You Again Tonight

M/M
G
Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Vernon Dursley, Cornelius Fudge, Vernon Dursley/Cornelius Fudge
Tags
Body Image Whipping Unhealthy Relationships Manipulation Gay Sex Inappropriate Humor Sexual Humor Violent Sex
“Your cheeks,” he said, stroking Vernon's soft and yielding cheek with one finger. “Your bright eyes.” Vernon scowled at him. “There it is,” Fudge delighted, “your ferocity.”
Cocktails For Two

Cocktails For Two

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G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Carol (2015) The Price of Salt - Patricia Highsmith
Characters
Carol Aird/Therese Belivet, Carol Aird, Therese Belivet, Genevieve Cantrell, Abby Gerhard, Abby Gerhard/Genevieve Cantrell
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Explicit Sexual Content One Shot Prompt Fic Lesbian Sex Relationship(s) Sorry Not Sorry Sexual Humor Lust at First Sight cocktails Smut Fest Yeah It's Porny
A seriously smutty one shot based on a prompt given to me by Prince Hel <3The prompt specs will be stated at the end notes because I don't wish to spoil the story before it begins.
Summer

Summer

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Girl Meets World
Characters
Maya Hart, Riley Matthews, Maya Hart/Riley Matthews, Maya Hart/Other Male Character(s)
Tags
Angst Sexual Content Angst with a Happy Ending Fluff and Smut Fluff and Angst Implied Sexual Content Fake/Pretend Relationship Sexual Humor Wet Dream Like have fun Rilaya
Riley and Maya have to fake a realtionship for two months while on vacation.
Anything But Love

Anything But Love

F/F
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Carol (2015) The Price of Salt - Patricia Highsmith Philadelphia Story (1940)
Characters
Carol Aird/Therese Belivet, Carol Aird, Therese Belivet, Genevieve Cantrell, Abby Gerhard, Cate Blanchett/Rooney Mara, Sarah Paulson, Carrie Brownstein, Kyle Chandler, John Magaro, Jake Lacey, Todd Haynes,
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Smut Eventual Happy Ending Shameless Smut Gratuitous Smut Romance Sexual Tension Angst and Humor Crossdressing Comedy True Love Everyone Is Gay Lesbian Sex
Filming of Carol (2015) nearly completed, Cate and Rooney feel inexplicably drawn to each other... and hey, it's Rooney's birthday after all! It seems like "just one of those things" until Todd Haynes gets the bright idea to bring the old gang back t...
Femme Fatale

Femme Fatale

F/F
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Carol (2015) The Price of Salt - Patricia Highsmith
Characters
Carol Aird/Therese Belivet, Carol Aird, Therese Belivet, Rindy Aird, Genevieve Cantrell, Abby Gerhard, Dannie McElroy, Harge Aird
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Shameless Smut Detectives Humor Gratuitous Smut Romance Inappropriate Humor Sexual Humor Femme Fatale Turtles
“The moment I saw her I knew she would be trouble. Trouble with a capital T as in Tease, Trepidation and Turmoil..." A noirish yet contemporary take on Carol and The Price of Salt.
Awkward Encounters

Awkward Encounters

F/F
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
The 100 (TV)
Characters
Clarke Griffin/Lexa, Clarke Griffin, Lexa (The 100)
Tags
Fluff Misunderstandings Kissing Insecurity Sexual Humor implied/mentioned sex implied/mentioned biting in sex emotional talking
A series of unconnected one-shots about Clarke and Lexa having misunderstandings about sex and/or their first time. At this point, this will not include anything from season 3.
Happi Days

Happi Days

F/F
F/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Ranma 1/2
Characters
Original Characters, Saotome Ranma/Tendou Akane, Implied Kuonji Ukyou/Saotome Ranma/Tendou Akane, Implied Kuonji Ukyo/Saotome Ranma/Shampoo/Tendou Akane, Ono Toufuu/Tendou Kasumi, Happousai (Ranma 1/2), Saotome Ranma, Tendou Akane, Tendou Kasumi, Tendou Nabiki, Tendou Souun, Tendou Family (Ranma 1/2),
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Fluff and Humor Crack Humor Fluff and Crack Angst and Humor Comedy Romantic Comedy archived fic Originally Posted on FanFiction.Net Originally Posted Elsewhere Inappropriate Humor Humorous Ending
Happi Days (Happi Days Are Here Again) by metroanime / Gregg SharpFic's Original FF.net Summary:"oh my, Happosai wants revenge and he doesn't care who gets caught up in it!"Disclaimer: I AM NOT THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!