Please Kill Me FanFiction

Please Come Back (But I Never Left?)

Please Come Back (But I Never Left?)

F/F
F/M
M/M
Multi
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Lucius Malfoy,
Tags
Past Child Abuse Sad Not Beta Read The Author Regrets Everything I'm Sorry Alternate Universe - Muggle How Do I Tag Author Is Sleep Deprived I Don't Even Know Trans Regulus Black Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Twins Weird Plot Shit
... Evan looked at the boy laying in bed beside him. He wanted him. He couldn't. He shouldn't. He wanted him, but it was wrong. Their whole relationship was wrong. But God, Evan still wanted him.Was that so wrong? ...
The Treasure in Your Hands(Offer Yourself to Me For I Am Hungry)

The Treasure in Your Hands(Offer Yourself to Me For I Am Hungry)

F/F
Other
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Original Work 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Characters
Apple, Ria, Chip, Alisan, Lizzy, The Shape
Tags
Fluff Mutual Pining Original Character(s) Other Additional Tags to Be Added Getting Together Domestic Fluff Chaos Falling In Love Crimes & Criminals Friendship Enemies to Lovers Help
Nokia is just a regular old mafioso, causing chaos in the city. Ria is just a tired detective, wanting to be over with it. Apple likes crime.Things happen.(This entire summary is a lie)
No strings attached (yeah, right.)

No strings attached (yeah, right.)

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
2 Broke Girls
Characters
Original Characters, Max Black/Caroline Channing, Max Black, Caroline Channing, Caroline Channing/original character, Oleg (2 Broke Girls), Earl (2 Broke Girls)
Tags
Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Fluff and Humor Light Angst Comedy How Do I Tag I Don't Even Know Please Kill Me Maxoline is canon Smut if you're lucky Bisexual max black I don't know how to write anymore lol
Max finds herself caring a bit too much after finding out that caroline has a crush.
chosen

chosen

G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass
Tags
I'm Bad At Tagging Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings Hermione Granger Being a Know-It-All Death Eaters Slytherin Hermione Granger Slytherins Being Slytherins Morally Grey Hermione Granger Please Kill Me Slytherin Politics Hermione Granger Needs a Hug Death Eater Hermione Granger
Hermione Granger has no friends. She's never had a friend, not throughout all of primary school. She was above friends, she told herself. Her parents say she's special. So do the teachers at school.When she manages to make bad things happen to those...
The Winner Takes It All (The Loser Has To Fall)

The Winner Takes It All (The Loser Has To Fall)

F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies)
Characters
Leonardo (TMNT), Karai (TMNT), Donatello (TMNT), Michelangelo (TMNT), Raphael (TMNT), April O'Neil (TMNT), Leonardo (TMNT)/Yuichi Usagi, Donatello & Leonardo & Michelangelo & Raphael (TMNT), Donatello & Leonardo & Michelangelo & April O'Neil & Raphael (TMNT), Casey Jones/April O'Neil (TMNT), Casey Jones (TMNT), The Foot Clan (TMNT),
Tags
Medical Trauma Protective Siblings Brotherly Love Blood and Injury Blood and Gore Torture Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD Implied/Referenced Suicide Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Emotional/Psychological Abuse Psychological Trauma Implied/Referenced Character Death
Leonardo gets sent to South America for leadership training and is expected to come back after a year.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Or Leo can't remember the last time her...
More of my OC's are stupid

More of my OC's are stupid

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Original Child Character(s)
Tags
Original Character(s) Swearing POV Original Character Help The Author Regrets Everything I'm Sorry I'm Bad At Tagging Author Is Sleep Deprived I Don't Even Know The Author Regrets Nothing Cheese Please Kill Me
I don't own Boku no hero academia. Just my original characters. There is only original characters. TW: Swearing
masquerade of monsters, the skinwalkers who hide in sheeps clothing

masquerade of monsters, the skinwalkers who hide in sheeps clothing

F/F
F/M
Multi
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Original Work Persona Series
Characters
Original Female Anthro Character(s)/Original Male Human Character(s)
Tags
Murder Mystery Secret Relationship Power Dynamics Secret Identity Horny Teenagers Were-Creatures Cannibalism Boarding School High School Dark Magic Forbidden Love Deception
a young girl is born with the unfortunate fate of being a hybrid. thankfully her wolf traits are easy enough to hide, and she lives her life in herbivore society as a normal sheep girl. until a new monster wonders into her world. one also playing thi...
you said you were gonna grow up (and you were gonna come find me)

you said you were gonna grow up (and you were gonna come find me)

G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Regulus Black & Sirius Black
Tags
Angst One Shot Short One Shot One Shot Collection Please Don't Hate Me I dont know how to tag black brothers Please Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me Lots of Angst very angsty i clearly can’t make up my mind
On the 16th of October, Sirius Black got the newspaper. He was ecstatic. Two weeks later, he got another. He would never be whole again.
Not A Dark Lord : Ignotus

Not A Dark Lord : Ignotus

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Bill Weasley, Original Muggle Character(s), Albus Dumbledore, Original Male Character/Original Male Character, Original Character(s)/Original Character(s), Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Black Family (Harry Potter),
Tags
POV Original Character Gay Gay Male Character Gay Character Wizarding World (Harry Potter) Slytherin Good Slytherins Dark Magic Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter) Hogwarts First Year Filipino Character Weird Plot Shit
Kingston Antonio Avery hoped for nothing more than a peaceful first year. Maybe little bumps in the road but that's only to be expected. He is, after all, only starting his career as a student in Hogwarts.He wished upon every star that nothing ridicu...
A Solemn Silence (Pretty Boy)

A Solemn Silence (Pretty Boy)

F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
Multi
Other
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon,
Tags
Not Canon Compliant Crack Fluff and Angst Time Travel Crack Treated Seriously I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Marauders Era (Harry Potter) wolfstar Lesbian Marlene McKinnon The Author Regrets Nothing Why Did I Write This? Inspired by All the Young Dudes - MsKingBean89
When Regulus finds a mysterious stone with the power to change the entire course of the war and no idea how to use it, he's forced into a situation he could never ever had thought of before.____I'm tired of waiting to get my main marauders fanfic to...
When The Lights Went Out

When The Lights Went Out

Gen
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black, James Potter, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Walburga Black, Regulus Black & Black Family, Sirius Black & Black Family
Tags
Brotherly Love Hurt Sacrifice Dysfunctional Black Family (Harry Potter) Please Kill Me Black Family Feels (Harry Potter) Brotherly Angst
Sirius and Regulus. Yes, it is kinda bad. Criticism is welcomed. Don't have high expectations.
All The Things She Said

All The Things She Said

Gen
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Regulus Black & Sirius Black, Walburga Black, Sirius Black & Walburga Black
Tags
Nightmares Past Abuse Flashbacks Bad Parent Walburga Black Abusive Walburga Black Sirius Black Needs a Hug Please Kill Me Black Family Feels (Harry Potter)
Sirius Black and his demons. Rough work, I know its bad.
Kill me Harry Potter Crack fic I mqde in 7th grade

Kill me Harry Potter Crack fic I mqde in 7th grade

G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy/Original Female Character(s), Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, Cedric Diggory/Original Female Character(s), Albus Dumbledore/Harry Potter
Tags
Rough Sex Crack Self-Harm Explicit Sexual Content Non-Consensual Drug Use Enemies to Lovers Sexual Tension Multiple Orgasms Don't Read This Slut Shaming Not Serious Slurs
I made this in 7th grade to make fun of hp x reader stories on wattapad from 2014. Kill me please. This is the most unserious story ever
I meet you in that room again.

I meet you in that room again.

Other
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Regulus Black & Sirius Black
Tags
Siblings Implied/Referenced Character Death Childhood Trauma Grief/Mourning I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping I Can't Believe I Wrote This Childhood Memories The Author Regrets Everything I'm Sorry Trauma Crying Regulus Black Dies
In this fic Sirius get’s to know about Regulus's death when he is Azkaban. So while trying to be sain he doesn’t acknowledge Reggie’s death. He doesn’t mourn him like Lily and James, just accepts it. But when he escapes and enters Hogwarts the loss o...
Poetry

Poetry

F/F
Multi
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
NCT (Band)
Tags
Depression Explicit Language Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Falling In Love I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Violence Author Is Sleep Deprived I Made Myself Cry Bad Poetry Please Kill Me
Poetry from the brain of a delusional teen hopelessly depressed and utterly in love.Some rewritten-into-english kpop.
Of Two Evils, Choose The Least

Of Two Evils, Choose The Least

F/F
M/M
Other
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
Five Nights at Freddy's
Characters
Minor Characters, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Moon (Five Nights at Freddy's), Sun (Five Nights at Freddy's), Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Glamrock Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy's), Vanessa A. | Ness, Vanny | Reluctant Follower | Beta-Tester, Roxanne Wolf (Five Nights at Freddy's), Glamrock Animatronics (Five Nights at Freddy's), Montgomery Gator/Sun (Five Nights at Freddy's),
Tags
Angst Eventual Happy Ending Betrayal Heavy Angst Brotherly Love Other Additional Tags to Be Added Angst with a Happy Ending Fluff and Angst Enemies to Friends to Lovers Emotional/Psychological Abuse Light Angst I Can't Believe I Wrote This
A world in which moon is the only animatronic controlled by Vanessa and the animatronics have to avoid him to stay safe. Moon threatens sun's life to do dirty work for him and distract the other animatronics while he works out plans with vanny or doe...
Man of Fiery Hair

Man of Fiery Hair

F/F
F/M
M/M
Multi
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Characters
Other Character Tags to Be Added, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Madame Ping (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Paimon (Genshin Impact), Dainsleif (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Traveler's Sibling (Genshin Impact), Traveler (Genshin Impact),
Tags
Other Additional Tags to Be Added Trans Male Character Implied/Referenced Character Death Reincarnation How Do I Tag No Beta Author Is Sleep Deprived LGBTQ Themes Please Kill Me Diluc and Kaeya are Adopted Siblings (Genshin Impact) Potential polyamorous relationship Nahida Needs a Hug (Genshin Impact)
After Sora and co save Mondstadt, a mysterious man arrives with a mane of fiery red hair.
HURRICANE KATRINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HURRICANE KATRINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Characters
Other Character Tags to Be Added, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko, Venti/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Thoma (Genshin Impact),
Tags
Trans Male Character Alternate Universe - College/University Help Please Kill Me i dont know what im doing Venti Being a Little Shit (Genshin Impact) WHAT DID I DO TO DERSERVE THIS?? Trans Shikanoin Heizou authors sleep is fucked based off of my humor and events that happened to me
fucking kill mebtw no schedule for updates L suck it_______________________________________venti: shut up sisterlessraiden:raiden: iraiden: ok you asked for itraiden: you cant be talking when your cannon self literally had ur only friend die and the...
Fuck you, Potter

Fuck you, Potter

F/F
Gen
M/M
Multi
Other
G
Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Regulus Black, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Marauders (Harry Potter), James Potter/Original Male Character(s)
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Slow Burn Original Character(s) Eventual Smut Eventual Romance Eventual Relationships Kind Of Slow To Update wolfstar Bisexual Remus Lupin Gay Sirius Black Tags Are Hard
I started simping over James Potter again, so I wrote this... It's a wip so please keep in mind i'll be updating it when I remember it exists lmao-I don't know if this would count as underage since all the characters are legal adults in canon, but by...
unforntunate conundrums

unforntunate conundrums

M/M
G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Dobby (Harry Potter)
Tags
Crack Attempt at Humor Short Short Chapters The Author Regrets Nothing No Lesbians Die Random & Short Satire Please Kill Me just so ya'll know Manly Harry Potter that's a lie and i know it
“POTTER!! I’M STUCK!! MY ASS IS TOO FAT!” Malfoy creamed from the second floor.