Tags
Crack
Attempt at Humor
Short
Short Chapters
The Author Regrets Nothing
No Lesbians Die
Random & Short
Satire
Please Kill Me
just so ya'll know
Manly Harry Potter
that's a lie and i know it
this is gonna show up on some future job resume or something
so really im sacrificing my future for your entertainment
Ryan Reynolds Please Read This
PLEASE RYAN I WROTE THIS FOR YOU
Nothing is how it seems
Summary
“POTTER!! I’M STUCK!! MY ASS IS TOO FAT!” Malfoy creamed from the second floor.