Chapter 1
“Potter! Potter, help me!”
Malfoy s creamed helplessly from the second floor. Harry Potter, the Manliest Man to Ever be a Man, parcored up the stairs in a rush to come to his aid.
“POTTER!! I’M STUCK!! MY ASS IS TOO FAT!” Malfoy s creamed louder and harder than the first time. When Harry arrived, he saw a hornily terrible sight.Malfoy was bent over with his rear end facing the hallway. When he attempted to free himself, his gluteus maximus shook like a sapling in the wind on a windy July day.
Harry was temporarily mesmerized by Malfoy’s, large, enormous, extensive, hefty, generous, vast, wide, comprehensive, roomy, colossal, booty, looking delicious in his blue skinny jeans.
“Help me out of here, Potter!!”
“Of course, my kitten!” Said Harry masculinely.
He wall climbed over to Malfoy and…
TO BE CONTINUED