Harry Potter Being an Idiot FanFiction

life is a cabaret

life is a cabaret

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Original Muggle Character(s), Pansy Parkinson
Tags
Idiots in Love Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World Post-Battle of Hogwarts Lesbian Pansy Parkinson Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship Draco Malfoy is Bad at Flirting Hermione Granger Has a Plan Draco Malfoy in a Dress Harry Potter Being an Idiot
Harry and Hermione go to different bars and clubs each weekend to release the stress of each tiring week. And Hermione just so happened to find a nightclub in London that involved both wizards and witches AND muggles!But how does someone like Draco M...
In your eyes (there's a heavy blue) One to love, and one to lose

In your eyes (there's a heavy blue) One to love, and one to lose

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Gen
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Abraxas Malfoy, Druella Rosier Black, Nott Sr. (Harry Potter), Mentioned: - Character, Death (Harry Potter), Death & Harry Potter, Tom Riddle & Original Character(s), Abraxas Malfoy & Tom Riddle,
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Horcruxes Female Harry Potter Time Travel Fix-It Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting Minor Theodore Nott/Harry Potter Young Tom Riddle Knights of Walpurgis (Harry Potter) Harry Potter & Tom Riddle Attend Hogwarts Together Teenage Tom Riddle Harry Potter Being an Idiot female harry potter but only hinted at? Knights of Walpurgis Era
Implied female Harry Potter raised by Arcturus has a bit of a crisis as she realises that oops, her enemy is kind of really really really pretty.She promises she's trying to fit in until she has to leave. Really. It's just, why is he so enchanting?
El proceso para estar marchito

El proceso para estar marchito

Gen
Multi
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy
Tags
Anal Sex Other Additional Tags to Be Added Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Father/Son Incest Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug During Canon Abusive Lucius Malfoy Draco Malfoy-centric Protective Severus Snape Minor Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson Severus Snape is Draco Malfoy's Godparent Self-Harming Draco Malfoy
The process of withered

The process of withered

Gen
Multi
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy
Tags
Anal Sex Other Additional Tags to Be Added Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Father/Son Incest Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug During Canon Abusive Lucius Malfoy Draco Malfoy-centric Protective Severus Snape Minor Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson Severus Snape is Draco Malfoy's Godparent Self-Harming Draco Malfoy
Happier Than Ever

Happier Than Ever

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Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Weasley Family (Harry Potter)
Tags
Light Angst Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug Harry Potter Being an Idiot Past Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Oí Happier Than Ever y se escribió solo.O Harry siempre prefiere a los demás antes que a su novio y Draco se cansa.
The rejection of a veela

The rejection of a veela

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Weasley Family (Harry Potter)
Tags
I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Veela Mates Veela Draco Malfoy Veela Harry Potter Harry Potter Being an Idiot
Harry cree que Draco por ser un veela siempre estará para él.O Harry es un idiota y le sale el tiro por la culata.
Two burglars, one house

Two burglars, one house

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G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle, Harry Potter & anyphylactic shock
Tags
Choking Crack Humor Crack Treated Seriously Alternate Universe - Muggle Comedy Allergies Poor Life Choices Breaking and Entering Harry Potter Being an Idiot Tom Riddle Being an Idiot Burglary
Tom and Harry are both burglars who break into the same house at the same time. Chaos ensues.
Unintentional presents

Unintentional presents

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Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Voldemort, Corban Yaxley
Tags
Crack Humor Fluff and Angst Fluff and Crack Kidnapping Crack Treated Seriously Horcruxes One Shot If You Squint - Freeform Light Dom/sub Possessive Tom Riddle Legilimency (Harry Potter)
“Why are you in possession of my ancestors' Locket!?""That - er, that was supposed to be a... present." Harry blurted out, immediately turning bright red.Voldemort faltered and lowered his wand. "A... present?" He eyed Harry. A twitch at the corner o...
Helping Malfoy, Potter(AI Generated Fanfic)

Helping Malfoy, Potter(AI Generated Fanfic)

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G
Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy
Tags
Enemies to Friends to Lovers Making Out Lucius Malfoy Being an Asshole Auror Harry Potter Harry Potter Being an Idiot Uneasy Allies Ai generated fanfic Lucius Malfoy is Missing i'm so glad thats a tag Mysterious Family Business
It had been a few years since the Battle of Hogwarts and things had finally started to settle down at the school. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy had both graduated from Hogwarts and had gone their separate ways. Harry had joined the Auror Department a...
The Mark You Made

The Mark You Made

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Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Sorting Hat (Harry Potter), Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
Tags
Love Confessions Other Additional Tags to Be Added Enemies to Friends to Lovers Idiots in Love Falling In Love Crack Treated Seriously I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Enemies to Lovers Love Albus Dumbledore Bashing How Do I Tag Soulmates
Harry is starting to realize that there are certain themes in his soulmate marks. He decides he wants to figure out who his soulmate is.-indefinite hiatus-
Snakes in the dark

Snakes in the dark

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Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Blaise Zabini,
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Developing Relationship Other Additional Tags to Be Added no beta we die like men BAMF Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Bashing Work In Progress Abusive Parents Pureblood Hermione Granger Slytherin Hermione Granger Bands Fluffyfest Voldemort does not exist
There are plenty of legends that accompany the magical world. Mysterious stories left untold for plenty to wonder. Myths accompanying various mystical yet truly magical treasures. Magical creatures even now are still yet to be laid on by the human si...